Meet the (Blu) Chemist!

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[blu-british-bastard]

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Ayup folks, I'm Blu Chemist, member of the RED Team!...What do you mean I gotta introduce the team by it's full name - fine whatever -

I'm Blu Chemist from.. Reliable Excavation Demolition - this is a joke right?... No? Then what did BLU mean-? ..Builders League United? Really?? The more you know I guess-

Send in questions, asks, whatever you wanna! Within reason, obviously :)

📃The RULES:

No NSFW! No inappropriate or uncomfortable questions! Administration is already up my ass about uncomfortable questions >:/

Be Patient! Please, we got jobs to die at here on the two teams y'know?

No Spamming! Message Man can only carry so many notes-

Be Polite and Respectful! Think this one is a given yeah? Haha-

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See this? I'm the Blu one :)

The notes and mail will be sent through The Message Man, who will be checkin' 'em before handover! Anything unanswered has probably been like.. Denied or I don't wanna answer-

Administration can also intervene with messages and answer 'em for me! Which is a little weird, but whatever less work for me.. I guess??

Repeating questions will be ignored or I will uh send you in the right direction of the already answered question!

So yeah have fun folks! :)

[flyhigh-flyboy]

may i please pretty please kiss u on the nose :3

I... wh-what?

Sorry. What makes you want to do that...?

[blu-british-bastard]

Can i pretty please kiss you on the face?

If I can reach-

Perhaps even, bite you?

Pretty please?

[blu-british-bastard]

Yo wsg??

Y'got any cool stuff that I maybe could have?

- @meet-the-hoarder

Hey mate! Yeah I think I got some stuff you can pinch -

Some perfumes - the first one is floral, mix of rose, cherry blossom being the base notes and some orange as the heart notes

Second one is a simple ocean breeze as the base note with top notes of sandalwood y'know

And lastly my favourite one - vanilla as the base note with cinnamon as the heart note, absolutely banging blend in my opinion

Hope they're good for you! :)

[blu-british-bastard]

You seem interesting

Have gift

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If is too much then i can take some back

Where'd you'd get so much cheese mate???

I'll except it - cheers!

Time to go threaten the lactose intolerance sneaky bastard, Sammy might even help with it -

[flyhigh-flyboy]

Give me your skin.

N- No...?

I would like to... keep my skin, please-

[blu-british-bastard]

Can i have your skin?? :D

[flyhigh-flyboy]

No!!! Stop trying to steal my identity!!!

[blu-british-bastard]

I wasn't gonna - whatever, back to stealing your clothes in the middle of the night whilst you sleep xx

[flyhigh-flyboy]

Give me your skin.

N- No...?

I would like to... keep my skin, please-

[blu-british-bastard]

Can i have your skin?? :D

[blu-british-bastard]

hey uh..... can you watch my kid for a sec? I heard ya can kinda handle wee ones and I gotta go on field. I don't trust the pirates to watch them. they behave well enough and just need ta be looked after.

kid runs on radiation and judgement so you shouldn't have to feed her anything unless ya wanna.

-dr finnley

Oh sure mate! Have watched plenty of kiddos so it'll be no problem at all

Here ya go kid, some caesium to keep your tiny radiated body going :)

[bestistbostonboy69]

Heeeeyyyyyyy fella, found ya >:)

- @blu-british-bastard

(ps - do NOT drink anything you find laying around. Please-)

oh hey sup chemmy! i forgot dat you were here too

also uhhh yea duh. what od you think i am? i aint like demo yknow. or you

im gonna be enjoyin a nice BONK i found in yuor lab btw, hope you dont mind me takin it

[blu-british-bastard]

Ooohhh... Oh...

Have fun with the stomach ache buddy.... You absolute plonker-

[bestistbostonboy69]

WHATS IN IT- WHYD YOU POSION MY SODA

[blu-british-bastard]

DON'T BLAME ME I TOLD YOU NOT TO DRINK IT!!!

Have fun with the stomach cramps oh boy-

[bestistbostonboy69]

Heeeeyyyyyyy fella, found ya >:)

- @blu-british-bastard

(ps - do NOT drink anything you find laying around. Please-)

oh hey sup chemmy! i forgot dat you were here too

also uhhh yea duh. what od you think i am? i aint like demo yknow. or you

im gonna be enjoyin a nice BONK i found in yuor lab btw, hope you dont mind me takin it

[blu-british-bastard]

Ooohhh... Oh...

Have fun with the stomach ache buddy.... You absolute plonker-

[blu-british-bastard]

👁️

hello

Ayup

[flyhigh-flyboy]

the insulation is so tasty tho... its so cozy in your walls. i don't wanna leave :(

plus it's so easy to listen in on your conversations in here! I can hear everything you say!

-q(NOT a cia agent. or a lizard person.)

@blu-british-bastard ...Chem, please get rid of the wall dwellers.

They're scaring me... :(

[blu-british-bastard]

Yeah yeah I got'em don't worry Flyboy

Maybe the monster in the walls will get 'em first-

[flyhigh-flyboy]

Thank you--

... Wait- I thought it was just the lizard people and the CIA-

[blu-british-bastard]

Don't worry Juv said the thing is nice!

To them at least, dunno 'bout this lot-

[flyhigh-flyboy]

the insulation is so tasty tho... its so cozy in your walls. i don't wanna leave :(

plus it's so easy to listen in on your conversations in here! I can hear everything you say!

-q(NOT a cia agent. or a lizard person.)

@blu-british-bastard ...Chem, please get rid of the wall dwellers.

They're scaring me... :(

[blu-british-bastard]

Yeah yeah I got'em don't worry Flyboy

Maybe the monster in the walls will get 'em first-

[blu-british-bastard]

Just curious .. if youre BLU, why are you on the RED team?

— @meet-the-blue-k9, a friedly BLU team member.

Well you see that's a funny story really -

Me and Sammy, the Red Chemist, have actually been pretty good friends since the start of me working here (he started working here a few years before I did)

And y'know, sometimes you get pretty lost around locations especially if you're new..

I got lost in the RED team area, and Sammy managed to wonder over to the BLU

'Course, Sammy has the charm of the Devil with 'em, so the BLU team decided to keep him around.

As for me... Well the RED thought this was some hostage situation, tied me up and tried to information only to be told I'm their chemist now, since the BLU weren't gonna give Sammy back.

The BLU team... Kinda.. Didn't like me anyways... Found me annoying, probably, I dunno..

So I stayed on the RED team. Can't say I blame anyone here, it all worked out in the end, heh.

So yeah! That's the story

[blu-british-bastard]

whats your fav color :3

Like a uh....

Mauve.. Pink..-- yeah

Mauve pink :)

[blu-british-bastard]

Gonna be busy today so sending Juv off to be babysat by someone else, trouble is finding out who to leave them with..

Oh and Juv says hi to everyone :)

[blu-british-bastard]

Danke for helping me!! I made you a picture Herr chemist as a zank you

Oh wow thanks mate!

Gonna put it right up here on the fridge with Juv's and Py's drawings :)

[blu-british-bastard]

erm... it appears my stomach stitches tore open again.... can you pass me some thread and a needle?

(bro's trying hard not to freak out again. he never got used to it lol)

Uh.

Y'know what just -.. Go lay on the table. I'll uh.. Help you out with that -