Dr. Ansel M. Schafer

RP blog for a BLU Medic. Read rules/about/OOC info.

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"I would tap that."

“Zhat is, somehow, very surprising.”

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Send "I would tap that!" If Your Muse would straight up have sex with mine. Doesn't matter if the Muses are in a Relationship or not. My Muse will give their reaction to hearing this..

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This is my favorite motherfucking thing about getting closer to Halloween every FUCKING YEAR

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You LUCKY bastard. Keeping all of that ass for yourself. What do you even do with that much ass. It probably doesn't even all fit in your tiny little hands

“I nefah kiss and tell, stranger. But I vill say zhis--”

“--I am proud to lay hands on such a glorious ass.”

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"Hey Ansel, do you have any plans for a costume tomorrow? I've ended up with having to put together one at the last minute and I dunno what to do."

“I’m going to be Nosferatu!” He replied, smiling brightly. “I could certainly help you vith your own costume.”

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“Mhmm! I even made proper dental prostheses for zhe costume. Haha. I’m going to be proper scary, I think.” Ansel laughed quietly, leaning up to kiss him.

“I could help vith that, darling. I’m sure you vould be a stunning monster, truer to zhe source material.”

“That would be super neat. I don’t really know where to start, I’m not the most crafty person. But then we could make a fine pair of monsters together, don’t you think?” Rob grinned as the little kiss, stealing another from the corner of the Medic’s lips.

“I even made Halloween cookies. I saved us some so maybe you’ll finally get to try them as only a pretend monster. Though that might be hard with the teeth.”

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“Oh, certainly. I hope you vill still find me appealing under all zhat vhite makeup.” Ansel teased, nuzzling into the younger mercenary’s cheek.

Ansel’s eyes lit up at the mention of cookies.

“How vonderful!”

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"Hey Ansel, do you have any plans for a costume tomorrow? I've ended up with having to put together one at the last minute and I dunno what to do."

“I’m going to be Nosferatu!” He replied, smiling brightly. “I could certainly help you vith your own costume.”

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“Nosferatu, huh? Are you gonna do the long two front teeth?” He put his two index fingers in front of his front teeth and wiggled them playfully to mimic the vampire in question before chuckling.

“Yeah I could use a hand. Someone brought up Frankenstein’s monster at some point, but I’m not a fan of the green variety with the screws in his neck. The actual monster in the books was an eloquent if mismatched beast of a man. But if I did something like that, I dunno if people would recognize me.”

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“Mhmm! I even made proper dental prostheses for zhe costume. Haha. I’m going to be proper scary, I think.” Ansel laughed quietly, leaning up to kiss him.

“I could help vith that, darling. I’m sure you vould be a stunning monster, truer to zhe source material.”

[blu-mcdic]

"Hey Ansel, do you have any plans for a costume tomorrow? I've ended up with having to put together one at the last minute and I dunno what to do."

“I’m going to be Nosferatu!” He replied, smiling brightly. “I could certainly help you vith your own costume.”

[blu-mcdic]

"Everything I drink tastes like keylime gogurt to me." (TAZ Dialogue starters) (bread-and-barn-owls)

“My first thought is... A stroke. But, hm, perhaps you need a CAT scan, or an MRI.”

[thebootydiaries]

friend who lives hundreds of miles away: i made food

me: can i have some

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friend who lives hundreds of miles away: yes

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[eevielearnsfrench]

French expressions

On the other hand … Par contre I doubt it … J’en doute It doesn’t matter … Ce n’est pas grave As soon as possible … Dès que possible Let me know … Dis-le-moi It makes me crazy … Ça me rend fou I absolutely agree … Je suis totalement d’accord I’m good to go … Je suis paré What’s happening? … Qu’est-ce qui se passe? It’s not my thing … Ce n’est pas ma tasse de thé So what? … Et alors? I don’t care … Je m’en fiche I can’t believe it … Je n’en reviens pas You’re kidding! … C’est pas vrai! Here we go! / we’re off … Ç’est parti Lemme see … Fais voir I don’t mind … Ça m’est égal That’s how it is … C’est comme ça No way! … C’est pas vrai! Good to know … Bon à savoir Whatever … N’importe quoi Don’t even think about it … N’y pense même pas What’s new? … Quoi de neuf? Wait, what? … Attends, quoi? Not at all … Pas du tout Have a lovely day … Passez une magnifique journée Shut up … Tais-toi Come here … Viens là Be nice … Sois gentil What happened? … Qu’est-ce qui s’est passé?

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“Oh, liebe...” Ansel groaned breathlessly, his hand working more steadily over his lover’s cock with each thrust. He found an almost mechanical tempo to stick to; his hand met the base of Rob’s cock every time their hips were flush together, and it worked back up as he drew himself out. It was easy to settle into, easy to repeat and cycle as he groaned and huffed and growled in bliss.

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[hatfright]

Just a medic. With a fire axe.

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"What do you want for Hanukkah?"

“You know… Zhat’s quite a question… Perhaps a new book.”

Ansel paused, smiling warmly.

“Vhat do you vant for Hanukkah, hm?”

[privatemaxwell]

“Zhat is it. I do not know. I hope not. I hope it is real affections, but… It is so confusing.” He sighed and sat down on the nearest counter. “I… I do not know what to zhink.”

[blu-mcdic]

“Oh, dear... I am sorry.” Ansel looked up at him, sighing quietly. “But, certainly, zhis could be genuine. And zhat’s vhat I s’ink you should focus on, Max. Zhere is joy in possibilities.”

[lintufriikki]

You’ve been fighting with Heavy again, haven’t you?

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