⚠ Clean up my muse after a fight (bread-and-barn-owls)
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“Hold still.” Klaus cautiously looked over the barn owl, unsure how to treat an animal.

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⚠ Clean up my muse after a fight (bread-and-barn-owls)
@bread-and-barn-owls
“Hold still.” Klaus cautiously looked over the barn owl, unsure how to treat an animal.
"I've never seen anyone so gosh darn beautiful. You're a perfect mesh between man and machine! I just wanna tinker with ya all day long!" (wxldrxde)
Justin looked horrified. Where she saw perfection, he saw a poorly cobbled together abomination. He was more shocked at the idea of being tinkered with than the fact that he was talking to a cow lady.
“..Would that hurt?”
"Everything I drink tastes like keylime gogurt to me." (TAZ Dialogue starters) (bread-and-barn-owls)
“My first thought is... A stroke. But, hm, perhaps you need a CAT scan, or an MRI.”
Yo, I fucking love you, your content, and your OCs (they're cute as hell) and I will proudly deck a grey. You don't owe them shit, especially not smut, and with that behavior they honestly don't deserve SHIT. Hey Anon, you wanna be a dick? Come be a dick to me instead, nut up or shut up. c:
Oh thank you sm ;3; It means so much to have support from such amazing people <3 idk what I did to deserve such wonderfulness but I appreciate it.
Pyro gift-apults a present through the window of Spy's smoking room. The Naughty list doesn't exist for Pyros. Everyone gets presents! His being a box of homemade chocolates and candies, as well as a bottle of wine in a surprisingly well padded box.
The sound of crashing glass slightly muffled by the wine-colored curtains of the smoking room startled René from the novel he was reading. He immediately ran to investigate, only to find the gift that the Pyro had catapulted through his window... While he figured he should appreciate the effort, it was slightly spoiled by the fact that he would now have to call for a replacement window. At least the wine was nice, and he would never refuse chocolate.
~ Do you try to take care of yourself when you're sick or do you rely on others?
Weirdly Specific Yet Tame Asks
“I can take care of myself, thank you.”
“Although if I absolutely had to ask someone, I’d ask Alois.” @not-so-solemn-vows ;0