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Oh hi, lol

*Goes insane with piano jazz music playing in the background*

#joker

We are walking in a narrow hallway in opposite directions.

We wall past each other but our shoulders collide.

You hear a lego breaking sound only to see my body broken on the ground.

Aw man... *vibrates and ascends to heaven*

I hate French people. Why do you have so much history, please just eat a baguette or something don't revolution.

#france #french #the revolution #why

Everybody: *arguing whether you should eat cake with a spoon or with a fork*

Me, an intellectual: *eats it with their mouth*

I accidentally did that and now I'm a criminal

Kneel before my throne, born of hands which you looked down upon. My dreams and ambitions are stronger than your criticism, for your mind is weak against my will.

Shall my dying breath ever be sweeter than any poem you ever sang.

Leaving my youtube video on small screen because I haven't decided if I want to commit to it yet

So I had put on some eyeliner and I was going to take it off. I looked really great with it so I got close to the mirror to check and said: "damn, my eyes pretty! TOO BAD I HAVE TO REMOVE THEM "

2 seconds after saying it I started laughing my ass off because I meant removing the makeup and not my eyes

If bananas had legs, they would make a cartoonish floppy sound when walking

Me: Oh man we should, like, hang out

Friend: Handsome, when are you free?

Me: IT WAS JUST AN IDEA, A CONCEPT, I DIDN'T ACTUALLY PLAN ON DOING IT. WHY WOULD I PUT MYSELF TRHOUGH A SITUATION WHERE I COULD POSSIB-

My GDC Headcanon that is most probably canon:

Lan Zhan is autistic and Wei Ying has ADHD

#gdc #mdzs #lanzhan #weiying #adhd #autism

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3. God

Me sliding in your dms or something

Evil chair be like:

Husband: Baaabe, come back to beeed

Me *jojoposing in front of the mirror*: I can't, I just saw my own reflection

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