Blubbering Ballsacks

Hi! She/Her

[biskyfresh]

take me to the moooon 🐄👽🛸

[dirteater5000]

everyone shut up and look at this

[fleur-aesthetic]

instagram | fairnuffflowers

[yesloulou]

Ok, five schnitzels in five days, i've had. But one of them is a triple schnitzel, so really we've had seven. (x)

[foulserpent]

[fleshdyke]

i love john brosio paintings bc theyll be an absolute gut punch that forces you to consider your own morality like two earthlings and they will also be Big Crab

[fleshdyke]

“two earthlings”, an absolutely devastating oil painting that i think about every single day

“fatigue 2”, Big Crab

[vonkarn]

me, walking out of a brothel: fucking bullshit

my wife: well what DID you think a brothel was

me: looking sadly at the empty bowl i brought: doesn’t matter

[animentality]

[scifiseries]

A little experiment I’ve been working on - some Victorian street lamp inspired earrings that actually light up 💡

[gaysquaredwrites]

the idea that suffering (usually in silence) is a virtue has wreaked havoc on our culture, and capitalism has been all too happy to co-opt it. fuck the protestant work ethic, being in pain does not make me a better person, fuck you

[retrogamingblog2]

Animal Crossing Postcards made by Stephology  

[flowerpowell]

do not underestimate therapeutic powers of pride and prejudice 2005 dir. joe wright

[soul-luminnous-eyes]

Amber by Holly Warburton

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[screamydreamy]

I am sadly not a legitimate be gay do crimes thrillseeker. the idea of getting in trouble makes my tummy hurt. Sorry

[ofthefog-deactivated20241127]

[maybeiwasserious]

[trappedinavelociraptor]

#if you can't get homemade weird horniness then store bought is fine

[bumblebeebats]

So there’s this terrifying statue currently touring England called KNIFE ANGEL that’s apparently supposed to raise awareness about knife crime or something but i cannot get over how the ppl organising events around this thing have absolutely no idea what tone to go for. Like what sort of Nightvale shit is this

REPTILES!

PONY VISIT!

K N I F E  A N G E L

[modmad]

actually this is just what it’s like here

[kaijuno]

Me on the highway every fucking time