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17 y old - trying to make sense of it all

[thispricklybitch]

I need a Lego Bucky.

[semirahrose]

Mark Sheppard:  Some days, it’s just really hard to come to work. (x)

[when-the-blood-comes-home]

[when-the-blood-comes-home]

[crownkillers]

#jesus christ dean we were gonna have a moment

[hannahvardit]

that take-out is going to be freezing by the time it gets home.

[cupsofjade-deactivated20250509]

aw fuck yeah casual superheroing and cowboy bebop

my jam

[smhc]

bucky: *punches someone off of a 10 story high stairwell*

bucky: ok technically gravity killed him not me

[bravinto]

bucky: my lawyer matt murdock says it’s ok

[hecaeteh]

Ravi Chakrabarti in every episode – Flight of the Living Dead 1x05

“I think you might be having shish kebab for lunch.”

[iamnotsebastianstan-archive-dea]

Captain America: Civil War was like going to the supermarket for a tin of beans and when you got it home and opened it, it was actually alphabetti spaghetti and you’re like “okay well it’s still good content and I’ll enjoy it but it’s not what it told me it was on the tin”

[marvellegends]

Cut Spider-Man lines.

[sksjdncmaoeebss]

i dont need a valentine i need 8 million dollars and a fast metabolism

[bassettwonderland]

im laughing so much

[officialunitedstates]

conspiracy theory:  clifford the big red dog is really a dinosaur evidence: tries too hard in his name to get us to think he’s a dog

[thyuji-deactivated20161031]

someone: quit bouncing your leg me: hesitates but continues to lowkey bounce my leg

[marauders4evr]

Okay but technically all of the purebloods were related to one another right? So in a weird confusing way, Harry is also a descendant of Salazar Slytherin.

And I mean seriously they spent all of Chamber of Secrets building up the plot-twist that Harry could talk to snakes and then he’s in front of a giant snake and it’s all, “Oh, no, you can’t talk to it, it only obeys me.”

What kind of lost potential is that?

Like just imagine this twelve-year-old kid racing through the pipes and the Basilisk is following him and he just trips and curls up into a bawl and the Basilisk is ready to strike and Harry just moans, “Don’t!”

And the Basilisk stops.

Because Harry can speak to it and since he really is probably Salazar Slytherin’s fiftieth cousin twenty times removed or something, the Basilisk listens. And she stops. 

And then maybe they have a conversation and Harry just sort of awkwardly asks her to follow him and they head back to Ginny. And Riddle’s furious but he says that it doesn’t matter because in a few minutes, Ginny will be dead and he’ll be back. And Harry just grabs the diary and chucks it at the Basilisk who chomps it between her teeth and swallows it, destroying it and the spirit.

So Harry wakes up Ginny and they tell the Basilisk that she can’t attack people anymore (she never wanted to to begin with) and the snake happily curls up inside the statue.

And Harry ended up saving the day not with his connection to Gryffindor but with his connection to Slytherin.

And then, a few years later, an exhausted Harry opens the Chamber of Secrets and unleashes the weapon in the Battle of Hogwarts. And Voldemort has to look on in horror as he’s defeated by Salazar Slytherin’s own “weapon”.

[scamhunder]

Happy September the 1st!

[unpretty]

idea: the joker, compelled even against his own interests to do whatever he thinks would be funniest. the joker may be a sadist with a really shitty sense of humor but even he knows a high-quality punchline when he sees one. his obsession with batman is rooted in batman’s unfailing ability to trick the joker into a better gag that gets him captured. the joker gets chased into a room with plenty of really great hiding places and escape routes, but also a slender pole in the middle of the room. he has to hide behind the fucking pole. he’s gotta. how can he not go for the hiding behind a pole gag. there’s three doors but there’s also a joker-shaped hole in the wall that will make it look like he broke through the wall. it’s a four-story drop into a bakery dumpster full of pies. the joker is obsessed with batman because deep in his heart he knows that batman is actually funnier than he is but instead he spends his time standing on rooftops in the rain being a stoic piece of shit. the joker is salieri, and batman is a mozart that decided to go into carpentry.