Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*
“So how’s school?”
me as dentist
Monterey Bay Aquarium

shark vs the universe
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d e v o n
Keni
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TMBGareOK. The Official They Might Be Giants tumblr
RMH

tannertan36
almost home

Game Changer & Make Some Noise

oozey mess
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Cosimo Galluzzi
noise dept.
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Mike Driver
sheepfilms
The Bowery Presents
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Dentist: *Has multiple things in your mouth*
“So how’s school?”
me as dentist
tumblr is literally becoming a fisher price game
“Beard growing contest” by crewman of USCG 82-footer Division 11, An Thoi, by PHC Frank Borzage, 1965
via reddit
One important thing to remember in life: Do not coddle men. Do not do their work for them. Do not perform uncredited labor for them, including intellectual labor. Do not bend over backwards to help them. Do not tell them they are good at things they are bad at. Do not smile at them when you don’t want to. Do not laugh at their terrible jokes or stroke their egos or let them think they are better than you when odds are good that they are almost definitely not. Do not even deal with men whose presence bothers you when you can get away from them/when you aren’t regularly forced to be near them for things like work. Do not include men in your life who don’t deserve to be in it any time that you can avoid it at all.
I was watching the Stonewall Uprising documentary and the name Marsha P. Johnson was not mentioned once considering she was a leader of the 1969 Stonewall Riots. So I felt like posting these Polaroids of her taken by Andy Warhol to show remembrance of her as the significant trailblazer that she was in making the Stonewall Riots happen. It’ll be 46 years since the riots on June the 28th and 45 years since the first gay pride march took place in New York City as a result of the Stonewall Riots. Thank you Marsha. RIP.
I believe Ed Sheeran is familiar with the struggle. I have faith that he has ever run out of his favourite biscuit: plain digestives
I can’t wait for a day where everyone isn’t mean to me for being innocent and pretty
same if only they'd be mean to me for my actual qualities eg being bitter and a ho
*blows bubbles w my pussy*
*queefs out a rubber duck* uwu
*squeaks it with my teeth* youre so hot :’)
both of you get the fuck out of my house
i want a relationship like this
you have full artistic license over a shoot, you must choose two trans girls and two IMG girls to do it with you, and you must style it yourself from clothes, to setting, to hair and makeup. who are they and what's the setup?
“someone to watch over me” by steven meisel fashion editor karl templer
cast: jazz jennings, honey dijon, hari nef, vivien solari, anh duong
concept: 6 women of various ages in an old house by the sea on the cliffs of dover, uk. they appear to be living together in isolation as some kind of unit. the relationships between the women are explored at length through group shots, solos, and everything in-between. frames are cinematic with a mix of color and black & white shots: domestic scenes, ambience of the white cliffs, gray beaches, autumn. zero “modeling.” the women are either interacting or alone or somewhere in-between: arguments, voyeurism, intimate romance, ceremonial group gatherings–a psychological drama. are they a family? on a retreat? a bed-and-breakfast? a cult?
key looks: paul smith, prada, hermés, gucci, gogo graham, eckhaus latta, vintage jil sander, creatures of the wind, derek lam, lemaire, nina ricci, rosie assoulin, rosetta getty, the row, valentino
styling: hair/makeup is minimal; looks fit into a “realist” milleu. think ready-to-wear with a slight bent for the ‘70′s and ‘90′s. key colors are white, brown, maroon, beige, black, gray, and navy.
moodboard: bergman’s persona, altman’s three women, woolf’s to the lighthouse, hardy’s the wicker man, almodóvar’s volver, maysles’ grey gardens
me as a bond girl
!!!! Bond girl !!!
she’s an envoy from a global luxury conglomerate that specializes in vertical integration. her highly lucrative skillsets include fine art (painting, scupture), architecture, coding, sexual intercourse, and the art of killing (specialty: capoeira). bond falls hard but realizes in the end that he can never own a woman whose only great love is The Highest Price (title of the film). she murders bond’s promising & charismatic intern with her bare hands.
some highlight from maroon 5’s official lyric video for payphone
mum: what the fuck are u doing with ur life
me:
this looks like some Really Great Art™ right here