Kush loud like Fatman Scoop

Hi im callum Turn ons: go-getters, whiz-kids, busy beavers, corporate dynamos, hot-shots, industry heavy-weights, wheelers + dealers Turn offs: ne'er-do-wells, vagrants, vagabonds, itinerants, ramblers, transients, layabouts,

[bonerfart]

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

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UPDATE: I love my tiny son

[bonerfart]

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

[bonerfart]

UPDATE: I love my tiny son

[brucefromfamilyguy]

[disco-king-wario]

[sharkfests]

tupac and biggie shot each other at the same time

Tupac died 6 months before Biggie did but I’m gonna let you have your theory

[memecucker]

they shot each other through a time portal

[megapope-deactivated20220531]

they both shot each other but biggie was standing really far away from tupac so the bullet hit him later

[rnismatch]

homer simpson would love going to a place i thought up in my head called “drunk and donuts” im laughing so hard i might keel over *gets an amber alert on my phone* oh fuck… *puts on black cape and scary mask* time to find a silver honda accord…

[malcolm-f-tucker]

[powerburial]

C.A.R.L. S.A.G.A.N. = cannabis and reefer let scientists assign god another name

[bonerfart]

[drrockbell]

Okay sorry that the news, media, and our peers consistently advertise one but not the other, but I’m glad everyone sharing this un-ironically are naturally perfect, rational, deep thinking, and intelligent human beings. Please explain more about how superior you are to everyone else.

[ifonlymp3-deactivated20220624]

[amishsicario]

[daily-shitpost-bakery]

[eljardineroguapo420]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

gay eminem

its fun for me just to FUCK a DUDE

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage-deact]

Your too late mr bond I alreasy peed out all my pee from my penis

[bonerfart]

me and who?

[tiktoks-for-dead-pope]

[stimman4000]

[lydiadotnet-deactivated20190404]

when grandma cant figure out how to use the new iphone she got for christmas: