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@blue-solo-cup-offical
HI!
Im a blue solo cup with a face and no limbs [please dont give me yours tho]
Im friends with red solo cup and you should be too!
How did i get this face? Idk I just did
No drinking out of me or using me for beer pong, thanks!
Ive been offically adopted by @official--eve !!!
OOC:
I reblogged my main blogs post about why I left, and this is me saying goodbye for good. I love you all and im gonna pretending to be a solo cup with you guys.
hi again.
I think i owe you all an explanation.
I dissapeared from this blog in October of 2025 due to being locked out of my blog and presumed terminated as the result of a phishing scam. I have gotten it back now and I want to reassure everyone that it is the real me, the original owner of this blog.
If you have gotten a message from me between October 2025 and now on tumblr, that was not me. That was the same person who gained access to my account and tried to scam other people through it. I want everyone to know that I would NEVER try to do anything like that to anyone and I hope no one has had their blog taken away as a result of my poor judgement.
I am going to message anyone that has been contacted through my blog to notify them should they not see this post but im sorry that I couldn't come back sooner to try to stop this.
I am going to go through my asks on this blog and all my others and I will reblog this to all those blogs to spread the message surrounding my sudden disappearance.
Again, I am so so sorry to anyone that may have gotten a phishing scam message from this account and I promise you that that was not me. Remember that tumblr will never need to contact you from discord, that is a scam that I fell for because I was overly attached to my blog and was terrified of losing it. I don't wish what happened on anyone else.
If you still want to talk to me, I have a new blog with a new email I made a while ago when I thought this one was gone for good, @mayday-gayday. I would love to talk to any of you again that haven't found that blog already
Other than responding to any asks i have on this blog, this will be the last post I make on here as I have my new blog. It's been a pleasure having this and I wish you all the best.
Those official accounts are so weird right? I mean like, they don't even spell offical right... wait
@racoon-offical is better than you
FUCK YES I AM
Oh wow I see how it is š
yes you do
Man I just got here what did I do?
trying to be better then ME/j
Shucks I'm sorry that I just... am better? /j
HELL NAW LETS FIGHT
WHOS THE BETTER OFFICAL
erm.. whale-offical
RACCOON-OFFICAL
WHY IS WHALE-OFFICAL WINNING
I THOUGHT YALL WERE BETTER THAN THIS
FUCKKK WHYYY TAG PEOPLE RN
@blacknailpolishoffical @cuddle-offical-2 @satan-offical-autistic-offical @blue-solo-cup-offical @trump-offical HELPPPP
whales are cooler sorry
I love you.
Those official accounts are so weird right? I mean like, they don't even spell offical right... wait
@racoon-offical is better than you
FUCK YES I AM
Oh wow I see how it is š
yes you do
Man I just got here what did I do?
trying to be better then ME/j
Shucks I'm sorry that I just... am better? /j
HELL NAW LETS FIGHT
WHOS THE BETTER OFFICAL
erm.. whale-offical
RACCOON-OFFICAL
WHY IS WHALE-OFFICAL WINNING
I THOUGHT YALL WERE BETTER THAN THIS
FUCKKK WHYYY TAG PEOPLE RN
@blacknailpolishoffical @cuddle-offical-2 @satan-offical-autistic-offical @blue-solo-cup-offical @trump-offical HELPPPP
whales are cooler sorry
I have beef with you now
dang it
Those official accounts are so weird right? I mean like, they don't even spell offical right... wait
@racoon-offical is better than you
FUCK YES I AM
Oh wow I see how it is š
yes you do
Man I just got here what did I do?
trying to be better then ME/j
Shucks I'm sorry that I just... am better? /j
HELL NAW LETS FIGHT
WHOS THE BETTER OFFICAL
erm.. whale-offical
RACCOON-OFFICAL
WHY IS WHALE-OFFICAL WINNING
I THOUGHT YALL WERE BETTER THAN THIS
FUCKKK WHYYY TAG PEOPLE RN
@blacknailpolishoffical @cuddle-offical-2 @satan-offical-autistic-offical @blue-solo-cup-offical @trump-offical HELPPPP
whales are cooler sorry
hey kid, havent checked in in a while, hows life been treating you
-@the-lemoner-offical
hey! its been pretty good! just living my solo cup life ya know? how about you?
theres an overflow of lemons to give out
I love lemons
would you take some?
of course!!!
*hands you 30 lemons*
YIPPEE
hey kid, havent checked in in a while, hows life been treating you
-@the-lemoner-offical
hey! its been pretty good! just living my solo cup life ya know? how about you?
theres an overflow of lemons to give out
I love lemons
would you take some?
of course!!!
hey kid, havent checked in in a while, hows life been treating you
-@the-lemoner-offical
hey! its been pretty good! just living my solo cup life ya know? how about you?
theres an overflow of lemons to give out
I love lemons
hey kid, havent checked in in a while, hows life been treating you
-@the-lemoner-offical
hey! its been pretty good! just living my solo cup life ya know? how about you?
Sip sip sip
Please dont drink from me :[
*throws goose shaped whistle at you*
*you get turned into a goose and become part of the goose-army hivemind*
Good day, Blue Solo Cup Goose. We are currently trying to create the biggest army consisting of Officals turned geese ever and you have been recruited! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT????
NOOOO I DONT WANNA BE A GOOSE!
my fellow cups please help
@cyan-solo-cup-offical @green-solo-cup-offical @clear-solo-cup-offical @stack-of-solo-cups-offical @pink-solo-cup-offical @orange-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @purple-solo-cup-offical @mini-solocup-offical
(I am so so sorry if I missed a solo cup)
this is quite the predicament, but as we see one of the many -yellow- has healed you, we bring charms of luck and warnings from bad intentions.
*the stack of cups gives you several bits and bobs to ward off evil*
Oh why thank you stack of cups! Yall are amazing I appreciate the bits and bobs :3
we do our best kin of the cup, it is the meats any of us could do
And you are doing great :D
*throws goose shaped whistle at you*
*you get turned into a goose and become part of the goose-army hivemind*
Good day, Blue Solo Cup Goose. We are currently trying to create the biggest army consisting of Officals turned geese ever and you have been recruited! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT????
NOOOO I DONT WANNA BE A GOOSE!
my fellow cups please help
@cyan-solo-cup-offical @green-solo-cup-offical @clear-solo-cup-offical @stack-of-solo-cups-offical @pink-solo-cup-offical @orange-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @purple-solo-cup-offical @mini-solocup-offical
(I am so so sorry if I missed a solo cup)
this is quite the predicament, but as we see one of the many -yellow- has healed you, we bring charms of luck and warnings from bad intentions.
*the stack of cups gives you several bits and bobs to ward off evil*
Oh why thank you stack of cups! Yall are amazing I appreciate the bits and bobs :3
*throws goose shaped whistle at you*
*you get turned into a goose and become part of the goose-army hivemind*
Good day, Blue Solo Cup Goose. We are currently trying to create the biggest army consisting of Officals turned geese ever and you have been recruited! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT????
NOOOO I DONT WANNA BE A GOOSE!
my fellow cups please help
@cyan-solo-cup-offical @green-solo-cup-offical @clear-solo-cup-offical @stack-of-solo-cups-offical @pink-solo-cup-offical @orange-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @purple-solo-cup-offical @mini-solocup-offical
(I am so so sorry if I missed a solo cup)
*uses my piss powers to turn you back*
oh thank you
i dont know how to feel about the piss powers but at least im back to normal
*throws goose shaped whistle at you*
*you get turned into a goose and become part of the goose-army hivemind*
Good day, Blue Solo Cup Goose. We are currently trying to create the biggest army consisting of Officals turned geese ever and you have been recruited! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHAT????
NOOOO I DONT WANNA BE A GOOSE!
my fellow cups please help
@cyan-solo-cup-offical @green-solo-cup-offical @clear-solo-cup-offical @stack-of-solo-cups-offical @pink-solo-cup-offical @orange-solo-cup-offical @yellow-solo-cup-offical @purple-solo-cup-offical @mini-solocup-offical
(I am so so sorry if I missed a solo cup)
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
Do Not Do This To Me
if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it
Achievement Unlocked:
Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber
Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.
Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts
1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass
That car is not messed up enough. Here.
@identifying-cars-in-posts
1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12
I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees
Iāll write a hauiku
as a comment on this post
and hope the bot sees
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@identifying-horses-in-posts
Pretty horse!
@i-say-ok
ok.
@cat-spotted
CAT SPOTTED!!āąø ^ā¢ļ»ā¢^ąø
Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!
/200K
I choose @weirdly-specific-but-ok ! And it's effective!
the second i saw someone chose me for something i felt deep irrational fear. what eldritch demon is this site sacrificing me to now?
oh are we eating paper is that a thing because i am down baby
If someone asks what Tumblr is, show them this thread.
@turtleneck-crowley @ivankaramazov07 isn't this magic. :D :D ;D
TUMBLR IS HUMAN CULTURE AT ITS FINEST I TELL YOU THE DOCTOR WOULD BE PROUD TO SEE US IDIOTS. IVE SHENANID-ONCE, ILL SHENAN-AGAIN
to all those who got the ducktales reference, i send my love and kisses
Iām turning this into a picrew chain also guys lots of pressure
This is a Picrew made by Nuggts @.nuggts on TikTok You can use this Picrew as a profile picture or in a video etc. with credits! Do
Do it or the animatronics fucking get me also no I did not kill anyone what are you talking about
tags: @biscuits-lovely-corner @expresso4thedeppresso @funkingrn @aroacesigma @lastdivantruther @barracuda677 @pengumi12 @sulkystella @misschuchuw @someonebeatmetotheseusernames @blinksager @sav3yee @chuuyasboner @ur-local-remy-kinnie @urazayt @thelittleprinceconfirmed @gherkin-saute @vinylbiohazard @amioddlyart
tag all you moots this is not an option
also prev yes you @ivankaramazov07 I want you to do it as well
@probablyautism thnx for remembering the weirdest tumblrina on the planet. also can u explain to ur local grandma what she has to do(apologies are afoot)
So tap on the link above my character and simply make your own it could be an OC or you or your sona, anything.
ON IT BESTIE!
im here watching this lmao, funniest shit i seen
NOT THE KILGRAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh and @probablyautism here u go luv
CMON FOLKS
DO IT
here you are!!
@mystic-mae IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR PICREW!!!!!! beautiful business.
@weirdly-specific-but-ok @styx142 no pressue :)
Wild how I keep returning to this goddamn post. @queermarzipan ball's in your court babe.
It may still need help getting to 200,000.
Here's Aziraphale in disguise:
And here's a backstage shot of the Gentlemen in 1941 suits:
@tothechaos will you print and eat the entire post? If so, here is a long joke. Don't choke:
A man obsessed with trains finally steals oneĀ and immediately crashes it, killing several people.
At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and sentenced to death.
Before he faces his sentence, heās offered a last meal, and asks for a single banana, which is given to him.
The next day, heās led to the electric chair. They strap him in, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.
Thereās never been a failure before. But because you cannot punish a person twice for the same crime, the court is forced to let him go free.
Within a weekās time, naturally, the man, who is obsessed with trains, goes and steals another one.
He doesnāt care that he canāt drive it or that he failed catastrophically before; he is obsessed with trains and his only desire is to operate one. As before, he crashes it, and kills several people.
Again, he stands trial, and again, he is sentenced to death, showing no remorse, only delight that he got to operate the train.
His last meal request is a single banana. When he goes to the chair, the executioner pulls the switch, but nothing happens. He goes free again.
The train-obsessed maniac, once more on the loose, wastes no time in hijacking a train and crashing it.
His trial is speedy, because this has already happened twice, and he is sentenced to death.
They ask him what heād like for his last meal. āA single banana,ā he says.
āOh, no you donāt, you son of a bitch. Weāre on to you, now. We know all about your little banana trick, and youāre not escaping this time!ā
The guards refuse his request, and instead serve him a standard last meal of steak, potatoes, and berry cobbler.
The next morning they strap him into the electric chair, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.
āDid you give him the banana?ā demands the head guard.
āNo, sir! He asked for the banana but we didnāt give it to him, we swear!ā says one of the guards.
Turns out the banana had nothing to do with anything. He was just a really bad conductor.
JEFF, CHANGE YOUR FUCKING URL
@writing-prompt-s
Quick! Gordon Ramsey has tasked you to come up with a new recipe with a rather special ingredient: 'this trainwreck of a Tumblr post printed out on paper'. You don't have much time as the exquisite guest will enter the doors of your fancy establishment the moment this post hits 200k notes. Come up with a recipe. Please provide detailed instructions.
Chaos Course Set Meal
Bespoke 9 course meal meant to be enjoyed by @tothechaos
Foreword:
As tasked by the prolific Gordan Ramsey, this 9 Course endeavour will feature the post in its entirety segmented into 9 delightfully ornate, unreasonably complex yet delectably unparalleled dishes. In the following, we'll see how to prepare each of these dishes.
Course One
Dish name: 10k notes of Hubris
10k Notes of Hubris is a simple risotto with saffron infusion and forest mushrooms, topped with shavings of the top 9th piece of this post, printed in full colour, regular stock. Due to the nature of a 9 course setting, it is wise to start with a simpler dish.
Ingredients (serves four people):
1 teaspoon of saffron
300g carnaroli rice
50g extra virgin olive oil
20g butter
5g shallots
1l vegetable broth
parsley (to taste)
100g porcini mushrooms
80g portobello mushrooms
100g brown mushrooms
5g truffle oil
5g lemon peel and lemon juice
30g parmesan cheese
thyme (a dash)
5g garlic
A pinch of salt and pepper
The first 9th of this post, printed in full colour with regular stock.
Method:
In a saucepan, pour the oil and the chopped shallot(s), then add the rice and saffron and toast
Pour the broth a little at a time and cook slowly. Allow to cook before adding salt and black pepper. Stir in butter, grated parmesan cheese, chopped parsley, truffle oil, lemon juice and peel.
In a separate saucepan, cook the mushrooms with oil, garlic, thyme, salt and black pepper.
Presentation:
At the base of the dish pour the risotto, complete with forest mushrooms and basil leaves. Shave the printed top 9th of the post and sprinkle on top. Drizzle a dash of olive oil before serving.
The next dish and recipe of this 9 course meal, complete with the next 9th of the post printed and incorporated, will be presented by another chef.
@one-time-i-dreamt @i-am-a-fish @pukicho
hi jeff (:
I just texted @one-time-i-dreamt
i don't what's more wild to me, how much we are all working on giving someone ink poisoning or learning that @writing-prompt-s has @one-time-i-dreamt 's phone number
I have been summoned many, many times
This post is already one of the most epic I have ever seen. Keep going!
The tumblr post equivalent of the fall of ceasar. Well can't miss my turn with the knife.
Time for the officalverse
@satan-offical @trans-official @sometimes-cis-offical @tiresias-offical @jeff-offical @spotify-offical @beehive-offical @sleep-offical
And any others
HAHA. BE PREPARED
@amina-elmaghrabi-offical @andromache-0ff1cial @asis-offical @asexual-offical @advice-offical @adventure-fredbear-offical @adhd-offical @adam--official @aesthetic-offical @art-offical @arsenic-offical @aroace-offical @archangel-azrael-offical @australia-offical @autism-offical @aioverview-offical @ai-offical @ao3-offical @apollo-offical @aphrodite-offical @aaa-battery-offical @aaron-burr-offical @aggressive-positivity-offical @agender-offical @agenders-offical @all-knowing-offical @alice-homosexuality-offical @always-being-watched-offical @alex-hamilton-offical @alexander-hamilton-offical @azrael-official @axolotl-officials @achilles-0ffical @ava-offical @average-joe-offical @avocado-offical @andromache-0ff1cial @amnesia-offical
THIS IS JUST THE AāS
@babymonkeyofficial @ballofyarn-offical @baby-offical @batman-offical @bard-offical @beehive-offical @belial-offical @bear-offical @brucie-wayne-offical @britishparent-offical @bye-offical @bystander-offical @burnout-offical @butch-offical @bubonic-plague-offical @bugs-offical @bi-offical y@bisexual-offical @birdie-offical @bill-cipher-offical @boothill-offical @boris-the-burglar-offical @blacknailpolishoffical
@councilor-bronte-offical @cardi-alphabet-anon-offical @cambridge-latin-course-offical @crystal-ball-offical @carlos-offical @cassandra-offical @child-offical @chachiboi-offical @chappell-roan-offical @chickens-offical @closeted-child-offical @clydedonovan-official @closet-offical @clothmotherofficial @clipboard-offical @ceiling-offical @cello-offical @cecelia-rios-offical @cervical-vertebrae-offical @crazy-scientist-offical @crabs-offical @crabs-offical @creakyfloorboard-official @cyanide-offical @curiosity-kills-offical @cucumber-offical @cuddle-offical @cute-na-kanojo-offical @cia-offical @cishet-offical @councilor-bronte-offical @compact-disc-offical @cookbook-offical @concrete-offcal @computer-plague-offical @czechia-offical
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@is-there-clown-offical @idaho-official @illi-mcmillin-offical @ireland-offical @item-shop-offical @italyoffical @its-evil-target-offical @iced-coffee-offical @icarus-offical @indoraptor-offical @insubordinate-brass-offical @incorrect-corrector-offical @immortal-snail-offical @imp6492920172660301659303offical @imp-6point9-offical @imp-offical @imp-3782-offical @jason-dean-offical @j0ker- @icarus-officalanon-offical @jason-grace-offical @john-doe-offical @jet2-holiday-offical @jeff-offical @jehova-offical @jesus-offical @jesterofmcdonalds-offical @jurassic-park-official @jonathan-sims-offical @john-watson-offical @job-application-offical
@kentucky-offical @kirby-offical @kira-offical @kayla-knowles-offical @kazakhstan-offical @kat4884-offical @khaos-offical @kenric-fathdon-offical @kayla-knowles-offical @keyboard-offical @kennymccormick-offical @kylebroflovski-official @kind-grandma-offical @knife-guy-offical @knights-templar-offical @knife-offical
@lemon-emoji-offical @luke-castellan-offical @labyrinth-offical @lady-macbeth-offical @lemon-shark-offical @lester-papadopoulos-offical @leo-valdez-offical @lust-offical @lucifer-official @lightyagami-offical @limeade-offical @lie-detector-offical @life-offical @loquacious-cat-offical
@milk-official-blog @magic-8ball-offical @mash-burnedead-offical @martin-blackwood-offical @mlm-god-offical @megumi-nakajima-offical @mean-girl-offical @memes-offical @melinoe-offical @mr-d-offical @mr-holmes-and-dr-watson-offical @mystic-flour-cookie-offical @music-recommendations-offical @mum-offical @mud-offical @murder--offical @music-offical @milk-official-blog @ming-official @mindelectric-offical-deactivate @moray-eel-offical @mold-offical @moth-offical @monster-the-drink-official @modesty-offical @mcyt-offical
@nasa-official @neighbor-offical @no-sleep-offical @navigator-offical @napoleon-offical @neighborhood-watch-offical @nevada-offical @newest-silly-offical @neopronouns-offical @nyx-offical @nutter-butter-offical @numbers-offical @nico-di-angelo-offical @niko-offical @nixon-official @nz-south-island-offical @nb-older-sibling-offical @nb-sibling-offical @nblnb-god-offical
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HI HELPMEMIKU!!!
you missed a few :]
PLEASE DONT TELL ME THAT I JUST SPENT A WHOLE HOUR TAGGING PEOPLE
could you tag them for me?
Ooc:
oh I dont know all of em i just know that not all mine were tagged so I assumed some others were missed too, theres like probably at least 2000 judging by the community numbers and about 2 per person on average....
glad that im not popular enough to have an evil shadow version of my blog that exists just to make contradictions on my posts
Do Not Do This To Me
if this post hits 200k im printing it out and eating it
Achievement Unlocked:
Daily Recommended Dose of Fiber
Make an ill-advised promise within earshot of a gimmick blog.
Quick someone add a fucked-up car so we can get @identifying-cars-in-posts
1976-1977 Oldsmobile Cutlass
That car is not messed up enough. Here.
@identifying-cars-in-posts
1981-1983 Delorean DMC-12
I'll write a hauiku as a comment on this post and hope the bot sees
Iāll write a hauiku
as a comment on this post
and hope the bot sees
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
@identifying-horses-in-posts
Pretty horse!
@i-say-ok
ok.
@cat-spotted
CAT SPOTTED!!āąø ^ā¢ļ»ā¢^ąø
Fine kitty appearing during our time of need! This Delightful beast only appears once every 1000 years for the small price of $2.50!
/200K
I choose @weirdly-specific-but-ok ! And it's effective!
the second i saw someone chose me for something i felt deep irrational fear. what eldritch demon is this site sacrificing me to now?
oh are we eating paper is that a thing because i am down baby
If someone asks what Tumblr is, show them this thread.
@turtleneck-crowley @ivankaramazov07 isn't this magic. :D :D ;D
TUMBLR IS HUMAN CULTURE AT ITS FINEST I TELL YOU THE DOCTOR WOULD BE PROUD TO SEE US IDIOTS. IVE SHENANID-ONCE, ILL SHENAN-AGAIN
to all those who got the ducktales reference, i send my love and kisses
Iām turning this into a picrew chain also guys lots of pressure
This is a Picrew made by Nuggts @.nuggts on TikTok You can use this Picrew as a profile picture or in a video etc. with credits! Do
Do it or the animatronics fucking get me also no I did not kill anyone what are you talking about
tags: @biscuits-lovely-corner @expresso4thedeppresso @funkingrn @aroacesigma @lastdivantruther @barracuda677 @pengumi12 @sulkystella @misschuchuw @someonebeatmetotheseusernames @blinksager @sav3yee @chuuyasboner @ur-local-remy-kinnie @urazayt @thelittleprinceconfirmed @gherkin-saute @vinylbiohazard @amioddlyart
tag all you moots this is not an option
also prev yes you @ivankaramazov07 I want you to do it as well
@probablyautism thnx for remembering the weirdest tumblrina on the planet. also can u explain to ur local grandma what she has to do(apologies are afoot)
So tap on the link above my character and simply make your own it could be an OC or you or your sona, anything.
ON IT BESTIE!
im here watching this lmao, funniest shit i seen
NOT THE KILGRAVE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
oh and @probablyautism here u go luv
CMON FOLKS
DO IT
here you are!!
@mystic-mae IM IN LOVE WITH YOUR PICREW!!!!!! beautiful business.
@weirdly-specific-but-ok @styx142 no pressue :)
Wild how I keep returning to this goddamn post. @queermarzipan ball's in your court babe.
It may still need help getting to 200,000.
Here's Aziraphale in disguise:
And here's a backstage shot of the Gentlemen in 1941 suits:
@tothechaos will you print and eat the entire post? If so, here is a long joke. Don't choke:
A man obsessed with trains finally steals oneĀ and immediately crashes it, killing several people.
At the trial, the man is found guilty of multiple murders and sentenced to death.
Before he faces his sentence, heās offered a last meal, and asks for a single banana, which is given to him.
The next day, heās led to the electric chair. They strap him in, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.
Thereās never been a failure before. But because you cannot punish a person twice for the same crime, the court is forced to let him go free.
Within a weekās time, naturally, the man, who is obsessed with trains, goes and steals another one.
He doesnāt care that he canāt drive it or that he failed catastrophically before; he is obsessed with trains and his only desire is to operate one. As before, he crashes it, and kills several people.
Again, he stands trial, and again, he is sentenced to death, showing no remorse, only delight that he got to operate the train.
His last meal request is a single banana. When he goes to the chair, the executioner pulls the switch, but nothing happens. He goes free again.
The train-obsessed maniac, once more on the loose, wastes no time in hijacking a train and crashing it.
His trial is speedy, because this has already happened twice, and he is sentenced to death.
They ask him what heād like for his last meal. āA single banana,ā he says.
āOh, no you donāt, you son of a bitch. Weāre on to you, now. We know all about your little banana trick, and youāre not escaping this time!ā
The guards refuse his request, and instead serve him a standard last meal of steak, potatoes, and berry cobbler.
The next morning they strap him into the electric chair, pull the switch, and... nothing happens.
āDid you give him the banana?ā demands the head guard.
āNo, sir! He asked for the banana but we didnāt give it to him, we swear!ā says one of the guards.
Turns out the banana had nothing to do with anything. He was just a really bad conductor.
JEFF, CHANGE YOUR FUCKING URL
@writing-prompt-s
Quick! Gordon Ramsey has tasked you to come up with a new recipe with a rather special ingredient: 'this trainwreck of a Tumblr post printed out on paper'. You don't have much time as the exquisite guest will enter the doors of your fancy establishment the moment this post hits 200k notes. Come up with a recipe. Please provide detailed instructions.
Chaos Course Set Meal
Bespoke 9 course meal meant to be enjoyed by @tothechaos
Foreword:
As tasked by the prolific Gordan Ramsey, this 9 Course endeavour will feature the post in its entirety segmented into 9 delightfully ornate, unreasonably complex yet delectably unparalleled dishes. In the following, we'll see how to prepare each of these dishes.
Course One
Dish name: 10k notes of Hubris
10k Notes of Hubris is a simple risotto with saffron infusion and forest mushrooms, topped with shavings of the top 9th piece of this post, printed in full colour, regular stock. Due to the nature of a 9 course setting, it is wise to start with a simpler dish.
Ingredients (serves four people):
1 teaspoon of saffron
300g carnaroli rice
50g extra virgin olive oil
20g butter
5g shallots
1l vegetable broth
parsley (to taste)
100g porcini mushrooms
80g portobello mushrooms
100g brown mushrooms
5g truffle oil
5g lemon peel and lemon juice
30g parmesan cheese
thyme (a dash)
5g garlic
A pinch of salt and pepper
The first 9th of this post, printed in full colour with regular stock.
Method:
In a saucepan, pour the oil and the chopped shallot(s), then add the rice and saffron and toast
Pour the broth a little at a time and cook slowly. Allow to cook before adding salt and black pepper. Stir in butter, grated parmesan cheese, chopped parsley, truffle oil, lemon juice and peel.
In a separate saucepan, cook the mushrooms with oil, garlic, thyme, salt and black pepper.
Presentation:
At the base of the dish pour the risotto, complete with forest mushrooms and basil leaves. Shave the printed top 9th of the post and sprinkle on top. Drizzle a dash of olive oil before serving.
The next dish and recipe of this 9 course meal, complete with the next 9th of the post printed and incorporated, will be presented by another chef.
@one-time-i-dreamt @i-am-a-fish @pukicho
hi jeff (:
I just texted @one-time-i-dreamt
i don't what's more wild to me, how much we are all working on giving someone ink poisoning or learning that @writing-prompt-s has @one-time-i-dreamt 's phone number
I have been summoned many, many times
This post is already one of the most epic I have ever seen. Keep going!
The tumblr post equivalent of the fall of ceasar. Well can't miss my turn with the knife.
Time for the officalverse
@satan-offical @trans-official @sometimes-cis-offical @tiresias-offical @jeff-offical @spotify-offical @beehive-offical @sleep-offical
And any others
HAHA. BE PREPARED
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HI HELPMEMIKU!!!
you missed a few :]
