Bwah. Ha. Ha.

Theodora "Teddi" Kord. Inventor of things, fighter of crime, and lover of foods that are terribly bad for her heart condition. [ Indie Earth-11 Ted Kord | OC Friendly | Multiverse Friendly ]

[reblogkarma-blog]

Send me a ‘☣’ for my muse’s reaction to yours hitting them out of anger.

[bluebeetlebabe]

texts from last night meme 2 (nsfw)

[text]: THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD

[text]: I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.

[text]: I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.

[text]: the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?

[text]: He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look

[text]: I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.

[text]: Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?

[text]: Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex

[text]: was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??

[text]: They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.

[text]: New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.

[text]: Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.

[text]: its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight

[text]: I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life

[text]: At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.

[text]: It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.

[text]: You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.

[text]: 'go have sex with her' does not count as wingman

[text]: someone left their shoes, a resume, and a pizza in the shower... i am actually speechless

[text]: You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.

[text]: Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you

[text]: Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?

[text]: Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??

[text]: You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.

[text]: Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation

[bluebeetlebabe]

People: What comic series is your favorite?

Me: Booster Gold

People: Who?

Me: The greatest hero never heard of...

[bluebeetlebabe]

“ Man, Booster is going to love this on--                                              oh yeah... ”

“ No Booster.  I... forgot... sorry. ”

[telepathyandoreos]

“If you need something, bring coffee, otherwise, go.”

[bluebeetlebabe]

“ I didn’t bring coffee but I did  bring coffee ‘n’ creme flavored oreos, does that... count? ”

[snagglepuss]

:I

[bluebeetlebabe]

Booster Gold: *exists*

me: 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

[bluebeetlebabe]

        “ Honestly... I’m good... I’m fine         I only took a little tiny hit is all. ”

[bellumnatiarchive-deactivated20]

brella:

important ship tropes:

fake dating

SECRET dating

being locked in a room or trapped in a small space

huDDLING FOR WARMTH

BEING ON THE BRINK OF ADMITTING THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEN GETTING INTERRUPTED

finishing each other’s sentences, KNOWING WHAT THE OTHER IS ABOUT TO SAY

tou chi NG!!!! FOr eheA DS!!!!!!11!!

wearing each other’s clothes

doing that thing where they accidentally get real close and, like, stare meaningfully at each other for a few seconds too long

channeling the inner romcom and having an epiphany about how much they care about each other and RACING TO CONFESS THEIR LOVE

fucking. Now or Never Kiss

HEIGHT DIFFERENCES

defending each other to scathing tertiary or otherwise minor characters but ONLY WHEN THE OTHER ISN’T AROUND

reincarnation or time loop or OOOOH TIME TRAVEL SCENARIOS

dramatically saving each other from certain death or barely surviving something that almost makes the other break down and just smirking wearily and mumbling flippant smartass remarks to HIDE THE DEPTH OF THEIR FEELINGS

undercover as lovers, the classic

ALMOST KISSING. like getting so close that they start to close their eyes and hold their breath and then SOMETHING HAPPENS and they jump apart, that is MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY ACTUAL KISSING

casually sitting on each other’s laps during ensemble cast conversations or scenes

did i mention F AKE DATinG

[speculumumbraee]

Who do you ship my muse with?

[ggvw-archived]

“Are you drunk?” Guy asked eyebrows raised as he shrugged and took a sip of his beer.

[bluebeetlebabe]

She laughed and shook her head, picking a doughnut from the box and munching on it with a hum.

“ I don’t have to be drunk to finish an entire box of doughnuts by myself,” she assured, “ but for what it’s worth, I might’ve had some alcohol earlier. Y’know.  To get ready for the doughnuts. ”

[divinesofdarkness]

Fluff Meme: Cuddles Edition

“Mm…you’re warm….”

“You are ridiculously comfortable…”

“Awe! But I don’t want to get up….”

“Get back here and cuddle with me…”

“Nope! You’re my prisoner today…”

“I’m tired, come to bed and cuddle with me please?”

“Well I guess I could come over there and cuddle with you for a bit…”

“Well if it’ll make you feel better…”

“A little cuddling won’t kill you, I promise.”

“It’ll be warmer if we cuddle together….”

“I’m sorry babe; I’m just not in the mood today, could we cuddle instead please?”

“I always sleep better when you’re here with me…”

“Why don’t we just relax and cuddle all day, hmm?”

“I’m really sore today, could we just take it easy and cuddle today please?”

“Somehow cuddling with you is even better than I expected it to be…”

“Can we cuddle for a bit please? I’m feeling kinda down…”

“I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…”

“You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…”

[bluebeetlebabe]

Beetle? That you?

“ The second and the best, you sure bet. ”

[bluebeetlebabe]

“ I’m eating this entire thing of doughnuts all by myself and no one  can stop me. “

[marioncotillardaily]

Cannes Film Festival portrait for Vanity Fair

[bluebeetlebabe]

PARKS AND RECREATION STARTERS

"I love games that turn people against each other."

"Alcohol is fun and delicious."

"When people get too chummy with me, I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't care about them."

"I'm not too interested in caring about people."

"I love Ritalin and have low self-esteem."

"Treat. Yo. Self."

"My instinct is to be mean to you."

"When I eat, it is the food that is scared."

"I want to make out with him and chew his eyebrows off."

"That's gross. I love it."

"I never take the high road, but I tell others to, 'cause then there's more room for me on the low road."

"I can't go because I don't want to."

"If you ever speak to me in Spanish, please use the formal 'usted'."

"You're like an angel with no wings."

"I have no idea what I'm doing but I know I'm doing it really, really well."

[starofgotham]

bluebeetlebabe 

[starofgotham]

“Hello? Anyone there?”

[bluebeetlebabe]

“ Hi, um, yes, someone is totally  here. ”

The reply came from behind a rather large, metal door.

“And in fact, this someone is... well... stuck.  Do you think you could help me make this door... I dunno... budge?”