PLASTIC MAN

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hey y’all!!! i’m sorry i’m not here much anymore, but if you still wanna chat or check out my writing I’ve been over here and here at my oc blogs!

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hey y’all!!! i’m sorry i’m not here much anymore, but if you still wanna chat or check out my writing I’ve been over here and here at my oc blogs!

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Im back to say suicide squad was awesome and to demand captain boomerang blogs before i make one myself

why do i love all the super-assholes

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when ur automatically everyone’s fave bc ur the only blog for your character basically 

Originally posted by redonkadonk

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A tribute to Plastic Man

https://thecartoonphysicist.wordpress.com/2016/05/26/plastic-man-review/

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Do you perform any tricks akin to the ones circus performers would use for their acts, Plastic Man?

     “ Unless I’m WAY outta the loop, ain’t no contortionist          that can do what I do. My act’s 100% original. ”

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“Hey I can have cheese fries for breakfast if I want.  It’s cheat day and I’m an adult.”

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          “ Y’know what, yer right, Dinah. I ain’t gonna                judge you an’ no one else should. ”

     Pay no attention to the very long fingers      trying to swipe a few while he’s talking.

[awalledoffheart]

psa: my character is my bby

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I’m probably not going to want to RP with you (especially not shippy stuff) if you actually hate/rag on my character to me/on the dash. You don’t have to love them like I love them. But you need to respect that I love them.

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describe your muse as shittily as possible in the tags.

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domigerium

              Aw dammit. Not this bimbo again.

              Damian quickly turned on his heels and walked in the opposite direction. The last time the two of the spoke, it wasn’t on good terms. And by all means, the noodle man was annoying beyond compare, and Damian was used to coming in contact with annoying people.

     Oh no, Plas’s stick-in-the-mud senses were tingling off the      charts. Better find the source and give them what-for.

          “ Hey Robby! Watcha dooooin? More importantly, how’s about           ya let yer ol’ Uncle Plas turn that frown upside down. Eh? Eh? ”

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If Superman had turn evil, would you be the first hero to stop him?

     “ You kiddin? I’unno what ya take me for, but there’s     NO WAY you’d catch me in the middle’a that mess. ”

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          Plastic Man survived for 3000 years                as little more than crumbs                scattered around the Atlantic.

     If that doesn’t give you an idea of the

                         level of power

          he hides behind that doofy smile           of his, then you’re

                                             brain dead.

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my ass: falls in love with the character that has literally the least screentime

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♖ ┊ ♥’d STARTER CALL  ♖ ┊ s t i l l   a c c e p t i n g 

      ❝Well now, didn’t think I’d be seeing YOU ‘round these parts.❞

By CHANCE and CHANCE alone has he s t u m b l e d  into an old friend. Though OLD FRIEND may be pushing it. He’s BATMAN’s old friend. He’s more  cautionary tale LEGEND to  N I G H T W I N G. 

               ❝It’s a SHAME the old BAT is out of town. I’m sure he would have                   come out to greet you HIMSELF if he could.❞

        ❝What brings you to GOTHAM on this dim & dreary night?❞

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     There’s this faint, CARTOONY bouncing sound that signaled his arrival.      He definitely wouldn’t be winning any STEALTH awards tonight, but hey--      SCREW IT, being stealthy was the local heroes’ jobs. He’d fumbled the      landing on the rooftop a little and was untangling himself before he                answered the kid. Or the definitely-not-kid.

          “ WHAT’S SHAKIN,’ BLUEBIRD? Christ, I’m gettin’ old - I remember           when the big guy had to changer yer little BAT - D I A P E R S. ”

          “ Ya don’t say? Here I was hopin’ he an’ I could           have a few drinks, shoot the shit, make fun’a           Big Blue’s spandex. Any idea where ol’ BATSY is?      Waitwait-- lemme guess - if ya TOLD me, you’d haveta KILL me. ”

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I may seem like an asshole

but deep down I’m a good person

and even deeper down I’m a bigger asshole

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he went

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real talk tho im gonna rp tomorrow guys i promise