things that are canon in the my little pony friendship is magic universe:
there's a venomous plant called "poison joke" but it doesn't actually make you ill. the only thing it does is alter your appearance in funny and stupid ways, like making you super clumsy, making you as small as an ant, or giving you a way deeper voice
all ponies are called ponies but sometimes they also use the word "horse" and it's kinda confusing
rainbow dash getting bullied as a kid was solely responsible for everything that happens in the plot. like the 6 main characters would never have gotten as far in life as they have or even met each other if it wasn't for baby rainbow dash wanting to show off to her shitty classmates. god bless
the most powerful ancient relics in the known universe, that the villains of the show are constantly trying to steal in order to become unstoppable and/or destroy the world, are the physical manifestations of friendship and you can literally only bring out their full potential if you're a group of 6 close friends lol
^^^ this, however, is later revealed to just be a metaphor? their powers CAN still be manifested without them because "tHe FRIENDSHIP WAS INSIDE US ALL ALONG TM" despite that we've seen that they DO wield magical powers, even when just 1 pony is using them????? IT'S SO VAGUE
in the equestria girls spinoff where everyone is a human in high school (which is still 100% canon to the show btw), twilight from the pony universe eats a meat burger for lunch. this is never questioned
there are talking anthropomorphic cat people that live in a completely seperate region. they're never described as anything other than "cats" even though regular cats are kept as pets. also we like only ever see them in the movie
cows are intelligent talking creatures just like the ponies in this world, BUT THEY'RE STILL KEPT AS DOMESTICATED LIVESTOCK???? NOT YAKS OR BISONS THOUGH, ONLY COWS
BISONS ARE RACIALLY OPPRESSED
it's never explained how monarchy works here, but princesses usually have the highest authority. that being said, sometimes ponies just. BECOME princesses. out of honor or something. like a princess can make another female pony a princess and suddenly they have power and responsibility over their own region. it's just like that. also if the new princess is born a unicorn or pegasus, they'll physically transform into alicorns by either growing wings or a horn through magic
france (supposedly) exists somewhere. like just real actual france.
SOMETIMES when a character randomly bursts into song, that's what's actually happening in the story and it's seen as weird and inappropriate. other times it's a perfectly natural musical number
an annual holiday called "hearth's warming" is both foundation day and christmas at the same time
ponies can play guitar, contrabass and violin with their hooves somehow
in the future, pinkie pie gets married to literally weird al fucking yankovic's ponysona and they have a child
feel free to add more if you remember any, this show is bonkers and i love it
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