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24| main: milkteahood| appreciation blog for the best primarch

[blueberryhood]

It’s no mystery Konrad neglects himself. Doesn’t eat, doesn’t wash. He used to, but as he descended more and more into madness, he stopped.

And then there’s you, the pest of his life. The bane of his existence. A growing mold that won’t go away. Spitting poison about love and care that he tried so so hard to kill, but ultimately failed.

He failed and now if you asked, he’d carve his chest open just so you could climb inside.

How can you love such a monster? He wonders whenever a flicker of sanity lights up his mind.

How are you not disgusted by him? You dare chuckle as you pull guts out of his hair when you finally convinced him to take a bath. He sits still and lets you do what you want. Soaping, rinsing, combing his hair, he’d let you do anything to him.

Why? He doesn’t even know why most days. All he cares about is that your touch is warm, and your soft voice calms his mind. And so he lets you do anything you want.

You little pest. Oh how he loves you.

[varliona]

[artistapreguissosa]

BLOOD WARNING 🦇🌑 Everybody's favorite shark-eyed-greacy-emo-depressed-future-seeing-skin-removing-blood-spilling-rain-standing death-son-flaying Primarch, Konrad Curze, and he probably just Killed The poor remembrancer who was painting him Just for getting The lighting on his abs slightly Wrong, so he Needed to get another One.

If I Ever wish to draw Mercy and Forgiveness or ANY DAMN CLAW GAUNTLET again I shall throw myself off a roof. I Just Hope I got his face Scars slightly Right, but who's looking at that ugly face? I WAS, FOR 8 HOURS—

[artistapreguissosa]

Even sketching him makes me sick, so its probably working 🦇🌑

[blueberryhood]

I don’t have a title for this. It is my morning brainrot

His main bedroom chamber was quiet. It’s always quiet unless someone is dying close by. The bed is soft, with actual clean sheets. Konrad hasn’t used his own bedroom in years. Well, at least not before you showed up in his life and grew on him like mold.

You were staring at the pillow next to yours trying to make out the soft embroidery details that someone took so much care into making. You wonder if they’re still alive. Probably not.

When Konrad finally enters, it’s quiet. He doesn’t announce himself. You watch him approach until he’s right by the bed, staring down at you.

Your smile makes him visibly flinch. How dare you smile so brightly at him? Don’t you know, he’s a monster who lived in the dark, and now you dared to be his sun. He will never let you go.

The bed dips as he settles next to you. He still hasn’t said anything. What would he even say? How could words ever be enough to convey the pain you cause behind his ribs. It’s so addicting, like the deadliest drug there is. Perhaps love does that to you.

His clawed hand came up to caress your face, watching as you nuzzle his palm. Foolish thing you are.

His hand left your face and settled on your back, pulling you closer and closer until your face was almost squished to his chest. You did your best to embrace his giant form and placed kisses along his collarbone.

Claws threaded themselves carefully through your hair and then slowly, softly, and if you didn’t know any better you could’ve sworn your imagination was playing tricks on you. Konrad leaned in and placed the tiniest kiss on the top of your head.

To others that may not seem like much, but to a man like Konrad, it is the highest form of surrender.

[blueberryhood]

Konrad cries a lot. He cries when he knows no one is there to see. He never cried in front of anyone before. So why? Why. Emperor damn you. Why must he cry like such a child in front of you?

Why are your hands so soft? Why are your eyes so gentle? Why is he leaning in, craving your touch, hoping you’ll never let go?

Why must you love such a monster, foolish thing you are

And why— warp damn you, why must he love you back so much?

[incorrect-primarchs-quotes]

Fulgrum: How can you eat those?

Konrad, eating hotdog: Hotdogs? They're good.

Fulgrim: They have 2% human DNA in each hotdog!

Konrad: 2% is a drop in the bucket compared to the 100% I ate last night.

Fulgrim: ...

[milkteahood]

Who would win?

Guy who lost his rabbit vs these absolute bitches

[sorormaior]

jago sevatarion didn’t eat eyeballs and talk to crows as a child for you to call corvus corax the dangerous crow boy

[wolf-feathers12]

Hmmmmm yeah ok i guess I can kinda see it

WHAT

Space Marine Primarch Test

Space Marine Primarch Test – what Primarch are you?

Chaos Space Marine Primarch Test

Chaos Space Marine Primarch Test – what Chaos Primarch are you?

@qcontinuumumum @candyswirls @soosmain @soosmain @moociaoafterdark

[soosmain]

The most neurodivergent one huh

Was shooting for Fulgrim but alas, im not as dramatic

[numerousknives]

Yeah, this checks out

[myresin]

I am 150% completely surprised by both!

[blueberryhood]

I am not even surprised lol

[astartelikeamelody]

I caught him!

[blueberryhood]

Gotta catch ‘em all!

[myresin]

*takes deep breath*

I NEED ALL OF YOU TO KNOW THAT I TRY REALLY REALLY SUPER HARD TO NOT MAKE MY KONRAD CURZE FICS GO INTO ‘this is the skin of a killer, bella’ TERRITORY BECAUSE I HAVE COME CLOSE ONCE OR TWICE

[blueberryhood]

Already imagining Konrad yelling “AS IF YOU COULD OUTRUN ME”

[arziiill]

How I feel like when I can’t stay in bed all day and read fanfics because I have to wake up and go to school

[angeldeleche-deactivated2025112]

today i am thinking about protecting him from danger — blocking an attack that was directed toward him with your body, your arms thrown outwards, leaving you completely open. and him taking care of you, cradling your body in his arms, calling you an idiot for jumping so easily into danger (for someone, perhaps, who doesn’t even deserve it)

[teratomika]

[nightlordlover]

Me: Oh yes I will finally fix my sleeping schedule before university starts and study a little bit beforehand. Surely a fandom that I have discovered a month ago won’t hinder me in those tasks…What is that thing? Wait! No! AAAAHH— *gets blasted by a rush of creativity and inspiration at 1 a.m. and proceeds to do whatever the fuck this is*

So yeah here’s is a part two because I have way to much fun doing those than doing the things I need to do.

Part 1

Part 3

[blueberryhood]

I love Morty, I do. But I also wouldn’t touch him with a 10 foot pole

[asksanguinius40k]

Geez, hes just a fucked up 14 year old. Cut him some slack.

[blueberryhood]

Haha, I know lol. Dude did the best he could with the cards he was dealt. Unfortunately those cards were Nurgle and I’m just speaking as a hypochondriac :))))

[asksanguinius40k]

Oh uhh...I was making a tongue in cheek joke about the other Morty rather then the primarch morty. Apologies, I will try to be less silly.

[blueberryhood]

You’re good :)))). It was a good joke lol. I just never saw Rick and Morty past some memes so it didn’t click to me until I realized Mortarion can’t be 14 lol :)))))))))