morning's minion

allegedly an adult. i heart spreadsheets

[nofilter-cory]

Cat

[gonzos-humansona]

my hips don't lie but they will exaggerate details, misrepresent the facts, and on occasion deceive via omission of crucial information

[angelnumber27]

[honeysider]

[esynk]

[wizardpostsdotorg]

my humours are so balanced its like clowns on a tightrope

[konoko]

[hottestroadkill]

i think chris flemings is one of the only comedians thats going to get into heaven

[ymutate]

Alexander Akeya (Aayanga) (Siberian Yupik, 1928-2011),

Figure of polar bear and cub, ca. 1975. Savoonga, St. Lawrence Island, Alaska. Sculpture: ivory and paint, 8.3 x 3.3 x 5 cm

[segamascott]

[ungrapeful]

[corpsecoded-deactivated20250106]

in the club getting psychosexual

[sovietunion]

[cyclonopedia]

one of my favorite images on earth. the pure unbridled freedom emanating from it. the white car flying over the railroad tracks in the middle of the night....the black cop car half-hidden in the shadows to the left side, likely seconds before pouncing.....the joyous rabbit captured mid-leap, sailing past the jaws of a waiting predator, forever fleeing the inevitable. i feel giddy just looking at it

[devilishdescent]

>the goblin leaps to attack!

>the goblin misses!

>the goblin has scraped his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

>oh, his little knee!

[sergal]

hello this is your google account. did you know that you are trying to log in. to. your google account. would you like five emails about how you logged in to your google account.

[oneheadtoanother]

[longnuts]

Does anyone know what to do

[princecarlton]

[log6]

I'm not gonna lie the secret to success for a great many people is absolutely stimulant abuse

[luulapants]

Wait hold on what was that

[placeholdername-1]

[faustique]

the damage has been done (overshared)

[sycamorality]

💯 but its 000 for when something's fuckall