mbmbam sentence starters!
taken from various podcast episodes and the tv series!
“idiot can’t make his own pancakes, how pathetic.”
“what would you do if an arby’s manager punched you in the face?”
“shooting guys with master chief, my best friend.”
“i would like to formally request that you start referring to me as ‘king nuggets’.”
“for a fifty i would fight everyone around me in a one hundred foot radius.”
“you dumb piece of shit.”
“does anybody know how to curse a real sword?”
“can you curse a nerf sword?”
“it seems like you’re upset about literally every word in this sentence.”
“i’m too fucking strong and way too fucking sexy to be murdered in this shower right now.”
“you’re too strong to be killed.”
“no one has died listening to a beyonce song.”
“you thought the psycho was out there? surprise, the psycho is in here.”
“i use the beyonce to keep me pumped up to kill somebody.”
“this makes me so mad i could bust a nut.”
“you’ve made me so frustrated i’m seriously about to bust a nut right here.”
“i think if I see a guy in a bolo tie, i know it’s time to party.”
“you know what? boners are beautiful and that’s the way of life.”
“would you be shocked to find that the best ways to find demons is on yahoo answers?”
“can you cook and eat the beans from a beanbag chair?”
“i’m talkin’ ‘bout that dank herb!”
“i just take a lot of naps.”
“so many of emotions are hunger based.”
“i’m not gonna be here one day. it’s all gonna stop one day.”
“she is a pure being of light.”
“if you need me, i’m on my mobile.”
“what do i say when i touch his dick?”
“that’s like the sweetest dick.”
“so this is the clown box.”
“abstinence until i die.”
“yo, what the fuck, dog?”
“i’m the protector and king of chillidelphia.”
“i’m ready to bust a nut in this job.”
“young, dumb and full of…you know.”
“LIGHT THIS MOTHERFUCKER UP.”
“EAT THAT SHIT, _______!”
“premarital sex is only gonna get you one thing; pleasure. the second one is babies.”
“just to prove that i’m gonna rip a phonebook in half.”
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