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and another thing---

mrs bennet wants mary to get married but then insists that she has to stay with her but won't let her re-enter london society so she can meet someone else? does that make sense to anyone?

#i hate this show so bad #i think the only good thing is that they killed off mr bennet #but even that falls flat bc we dont even get to see the characters react to that loss #we learn more about ryder and how he feels about his dad dying then we do about how mary feels

i dont understand the point of mary's journey. or her place in the the family. i dont understand why no one is reacting the way they should react according to the original book counterparts.

lydia was caught in a scandal. the sisters all know that. its darcy that saves her fm that scandal by making wickham take responsibility. so i find it hard to believe that mary doesn't understand the weight of what mr. ryder is asking of her. which is that she run of with him to italy, not married. elizabeth pointing out that he's asking her to be his mistress--how is she the only one who understands that? mary saw what happened to lydia. elizabeth saw what happened to lydia. i dont understand how knowing what ryder's intentions are, why elizabeth didn't immediately kick him out of pemberley or tell darcy to kick him out of pemberley. this man is trying to ruin your sister's life.

and the continuous villianzing of mrs bennet by being so cruel to mary, thinking she rejected a proposal?? why not just tell mrs bennet the truth?? bc she should be shocked and on mary's side immediately. and dont get me started on how lydia's been written, as well as all the sisters being mean to mary for Plot purposes. there's no reason for lydia to be jealous or cruel to mary. (the side shit with charlotte too, like what??) (no but like who cares about her marriage to collins ??).

im not even gonna get into how uncompelling i find the love interests. but i will say the story feels very modern but not in captivating ways.

#ppl loving this show.....why? there;s no actual romance #and the characters are shallowly written #i dont even like mary and i feel like i should #but i think she's very dumb #they insist she reads a lot #okay but does she process?

u telling me mary's two love interest options are guy who is engaged to friend she made in 5 min and guy who doesn't want a commitment? that's the best we could do ? are u sure? not even bridgerton pulled that.

#wait i have more complaints hold on

i have one more episode but im gonna save it for tomorrow bc i love it so much. (lie).

#i hate this show

bbc reheating kanthony bridgerton's s2 nachos

#im making a dig #i think this is referencing my least favorite austen book--sense and sensibility

im gonna say something mean but i dont even like mary in this. i feel like she should be smarter about whats going on around her. and instead shes just bumbling around and we're supposed to find her awkwardness endearing. i do not.

#every female character is so one dimensional its so depressing

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five eps down. another five to go.

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me after finishing an episode: i hate this show so bad

#the austenites have never been more right #i have never agreed more with them

five eps down. another five to go.

#im having like a not a good time #im going to sleep.

mary broke ryder's dad insect in a jar thing but like, just sell lady catherine's portrait and then you're square right? idk. he's rich. im sure he can find another insect to put in jar jail.

#regency ppl problems amirte?

caroline: you need to stop getting ur hopes up about ryder. know ur place loser bennet girl

mary: wtf??

2 seconds later

hayward: soo i notice ryder is really persistent in his interest in you and i could tell him stop doing that bc it might be bothering you

mary: ????????

actors in the background: that mary bennet girl? the GOVERNESS who has SISTERS that got mARRIED but she's NOT bc she's A LOSER

mary: okay that's a little too on the nose

#this show is not subtle #and the acting feels too modern #and i hate it here

so i guess caroline switched the name cards at the dining table and now mary has to sit next to old guy and another guy with whooping cough. mary could easily go grab some wine and then spill it on her and claim its bc she cant see. like. there's solutions to this.

#i really dont understand caroline's problem with mary #she had issues with elizabeth #mary is not elizabeth

no bc like, if jane and elizabeth married up, and lydia\wickham mishap was fixed then wouldn't this have elevated the other sisters? how is mary on the loser slope? like? and if the optometrist guy had shown interest in mary (and he did) why would mrs bennet even be that mean\upset about it if she was trying to marry off all her daughters? at the very least i think mrs bennet would have been like 'lets wait on this guy mary bc i gotta marry off jane first just give me a min mary'.

like...i dont understand this story. i really don't.

#caroline is basically related to mary whether she likes it or not so why would she be a major bitch if she knows her brother #and sister in law would have a huge problem with it #like i know caroline is a major rich bitch but like this doesnt make sense to me

why is caroline bingley mary's bully? can someone explain? she's also an unmarried loser. what's her problem.

#this doesnt make sense #her sister married your brother #so....like..lay off??

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only a poor person would say this. dont believe him mary.

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oh wait he has money. thats why hes saying that. bc he just doesnt care. okay.

only a poor person would say this. dont believe him mary.

#mr ryder is the wickham in this right ?

i like how this show wanted me to be impressed with mary's hairy armpits and then later shows me her hairless legs. #feminism

#im being sarcastic in case u cant tell the tone im writing this in #i remember seeing an interview raving about the choice to keep the armpits intact and i was rolling my eyes #bc i was like 'yeah okay show me her legs' and i was right to be dubious

hayward too into poetry for my liking and his concern for mary despite being engaged.....suspicious.

#why do u care tom why do u care

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