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that guy fm ted lasso made jennifer lopez an anglophile in his movie

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im not kidding

#i dont believe her as an anglophile #ive seen her dating history

that guy fm ted lasso made jennifer lopez an anglophile in his movie

#i wish i was joking #i wish god i wish

whats going on with this wig

#also whats with this lawsuit??#saying she doesn't fuck ???#i really need to turn this off

was going to ask what they were even doing in america and how is she in american prison and if he's worried about his visa then she would also be there on a visa but she's also in jail...like....okay sure whatever.

#thirteen being in this is crazy #whats up girl

i know jlo loves this movie tho bc of the glow line.

#glow was her perfume name i believe

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yes, you can tell a man wrote 'office romance' is a thought i had before the physical boner joke.

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i made it 20 min, which is incredible bc i really hate that guy fm ted lasso. like, i detest him for reasons i cant even explain.

#you can also tell that he wrote these american characters based on american tv he's watched #like all the co workers are one dimensional american stereotypes #based on the 20 min tho i dont understand why ppl would say jlo's character is a bitch when #we dont see her be mean at all #she's actually very nice??#he's an idiot tho #like he's not a very good lawyer imo #but okay

yes, you can tell a man wrote 'office romance' is a thought i had before the physical boner joke.

#i did not laugh and now im turning this off #and will try again later

oh my god

is that....is that sassy gay friend fm those old chicago second city youtube videos i watched in high school??? hello old friend.

#'sassy gay friend' is a term you could get away with in the 2000's #you cannot say that today

spiriteddesire

#every edit that makes these parallels im like 'brilliant amazing 10 stars'#automatic like every time #mel x langdon #the pitt

weird-goodbyes

#the reveal about what she was really wearing on her head had me crying #widow's bay

cc-cowboy

haven't known patricia widow's bay for very long but i fear we have another character of all time on our hands

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#what if you were a final girl and everyone hated you for it#i stand with my strange and off putting 40ish year old woman she's everything to me#SHES SO GREAT (via @cc-cowboy )

#EXACTLY #i love her and her book mobile <3 #shes doing her best okay #widow's bay

fastlikealambo

What if you were a woman in your FORTIES and after accidentally almost drowning your high school bullies via a self help book written by SATAN you help dig up the founder of your CURSED town only to find out HE IS STILL ALIVE and can communicate through little notes and you’re trying to be nice to the again IMMORTAL MAN WITH A POOPY POST IT IN HIS BOY LOCKET but he’s not being very nice so now you have to write another LITTLE NOTE and ask if he’s mad at you

#'are you mad at me'#alskdfkjaksa #widow’s bay