rome if you want to

rome around the world

[jestersroute66]

sooooo

can you tell which one of us is Hikaru?

[hungwy]

did you know there's a limited amount of time to do all this

[ptarmic]

my first words were silhouette and gauche.

[greelin]

not a day goes by that i don’t think of this

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[basketballhoopshowerhead]

How the fuck are there unsolved math problems lol like just times it. Use a calacater

[venus-kisses]

have u considered developing an all-consuming crush on me

[vzlitaem27]

Fugio meme from Twitter template

[victusinveritas]

"Close Personal Friend Mr. Drugs" has had me roaring with laughter for the last few minutes.

[brittlepredatordemon]

Actually, no, I don't think that friendships dropping like flies in your late 20s and early 30s because no one has time for that between overwork and family obligations and marriage and kids and partners and the ritual of the time slayer is normal and ok. No I don't think deep conversations and spontaneous adventures being replaced with a tired coffee every six months is a normal part of growing up. I don't think that emotional intimacy and soul bonds disintegrating in the face of practical inconvenience is a fact of life. I think that means something is deeply deeply wrong with our society and I will never forgive it for the friends I've lost

[elfagito]

every friend group has a corpse in it. if you think yours doesn't, YOU'RE the corpse.

[sforzzz]

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

[sforzzz]

i have to go delete some posts

[annabelle--cane]

what I mean: "sexual intercourse" is as much a social construct as "romantic courtship," and you discover this very quickly as a queer person if you try to talk to able bodied straight cis people who literally think the only thing that counts as Actual Sex is penis-in-vagina penetration, like they call oral "foreplay" it's so dire. various people have a lot of vested interest in cleanly defining "sex" vs "not sex" for a whole slew of reasons (ex. censorship dodging and enforcing, conferring the social clout of virginity and prowess, finding and closing loopholes about premarital sex, deciding what relationships "count" as serious partnerships, ligating what is general assault vs sexual assault vs Something That's Definitely Probably Fine And Not Sexual At All, Actually, etc.), and it's really not something you can just fall back on as obvious common sense that people are dumb for questioning.

what I say: sex isn't real and you can't have it

[bayesic-bitch]

it seems like in bdsm the "rewards" and the "punishments" look very similar. this concerns me a great deal, because it points to a system of misaligned incentives. if we're not careful, it's even possible that a rational actor could deliberately violate regulations, because the penalties for rule violations are in fact incentivized. one shudders to think of the consequences of such an arrangement

[human-pet-they]

DUDE GRINDR IS AWESOME

[t-800]

everyone in terminator 2 was so mean to t-1000 it’s because he was a nine inch nails fan, so sad 💔

[t-800]

ohj he is killing a child

[columboscreens]