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Silly naruneji hehehehehe

Ah, yes. The couple who introduced me to queer discourse

#on main too #Naruto #I think they were the first ship that taught me how to ship characters in a healthy way #I mean as in outgrowing that 2000s phase of early queer shipping where it was mostly tasteless smut slop #I think I owe it one artist in particular #their art of those two was so easy and natural it showed me that even small things make a ship so good #and since they were queer I was exposed to tumblr and its discourse about lgbt #it was life changing honestly #that was my little ted talk

boucicaut

naturecalls111

#naruto

Ugghhh, I wish learning how to write (stories) was easier than learning how to drawwww

Actually, I wish learning patience was easier than either.

#retro rants

cityfawns

Reset NYC

dungeonlust

Art by • Dan Seagrave

Red Sonja: So, why did you dump both Jirel and Elric?

Conan: You know. Dimensional shifts and instability. Complicated things.

Red Sonja: Uh-huh. What's the real reason?

Conan: They were too much.

Red Sonja: How?

Conan: It was like having two cats. They both wanted the princess treatment.

#retrocatastrophy #shitpost #conan X elric X jirel

13ag21k

My ships are either the sweetest and domestic or the two most toxic mother fuckers you've ever seen.

thirstcity

Elric

Art by Jack Gaughan

#ah yes #the original gnome elric look #elric #but oddly the first one to give him the canonically slanted looking eyes

ladytyburn

I had to. This meme is way too funny.

#the only thing that pisses me off about this couple is that it's so underrated #like it's the healthiest ship of broken people I've seen so far #gaara is such a good person and so complementary to Naruto #Naruto

wreegis

nart and all the alt baddies hes pulled by having absolutely no swag whatsoever

#naruto #yeahhh #I'm not too fond of Sasuke but he def got the Best treatment

teatitty

Gaara and Hinata becoming friends during the timeskip so important to me just two quiet goths in love with the same guy happily walking around the villages together. Gaara hears about Hinata's shitty family and very seriously asks "do we want me to kill them for you" and Hinata thinks he's kidding but he is so deadly serious

Gaara not even realising he has a thing for Naruto until Hinata goes "So... when did you fall for him?" and he completely bluescreens mid-rant about how Naruto has changed his life. He didn't even know he liked people that way until just now. Crying and throwing up about this revelation as Hinata rubs his back, very empathetic to The Struggles™️

#Naruto #ot3?

DND classes

Conan: lack of direction in life barbarian

Jirel: flawed authority figure paladin

Elric: pillow biting princess warlock

#retrocatastrophy #shitpost #elric of melnibone #conan the barbarian #conan the cimmerian #jirel of joiry

Oof, had a nightmare that really unnerved me, but I at least had my oc's magic dagger for defence

haciaelmar

wanderings | Mamiya RB67 | expired Fuji NPS 160 | 2025

retroillustrates

Because I was told Jirel was being neglected, hehe.

#on main too #realistically it's a polycule since jirel wouldn't be too into elric like that but that would also apply to sonja if she were here instead #since she doesn't like conan that way #sonja would vibe with elric but not conan and jirel would with conan but not elric #but a girl can dream lol #conan x elric jirel #conjirelric

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