Blue Horse's NSFW Stash

A blog for reblogs that won't be going on the main blog.  Ya know.  Smut.

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Man.

Some people just get salty when you don’t wanna use a site that actively exiled a massive portion of its population.  Sorrynotsorry.

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Oh hey I should probably say.

I have a twitter as well!  Well, two of them Follow me at https://twitter.com/ImThatBlueHorse and check the nsfw reblog for the AD Twitter!

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https://twitter.com/BlueALoad Because I have the best names on twitter.

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Oh hey I should probably say.

I have a twitter as well!  Well, two of them Follow me at https://twitter.com/ImThatBlueHorse and check the nsfw reblog for the AD Twitter!

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https://twitter.com/BlueALoad Because I have the best names on twitter.

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Umi, cook me a fantastic meal.

Will do!

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How much to get a spot under those balls?

Free!

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TMI Wednesday (Birfmas Edition!)

Ask me stuff!  Umi, Uma, Shoti, Anna, Enyo, ask them about any of them!

[umamistale]

No TMI Tuesday today.

But join me tomorrow for a birthday TMI Wednesday!

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what if mlems tho

Mlems are good, yes.

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May I join Denzel in this endeavor? It's to much for that small bean to handle alone

Sure!

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Hey no fair I want the colossal blue dong in my mouth too

You’re welcome to join!

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So can I give him head or not?

Of course!

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I am have question because idunno but I'm anoning because im shy. Is Umi purely straight, or does he mount whatever peeps he feels close enough to?

Umi’s bi with a strong lean towards mares.  Most anyone is welcome to say hi and chat with him a bit, but it’s a lot easier for mares to get into his bed than it is for stallions.

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Watch Your Head

A quick joke made whille chatting on discord

@umamistale and @monwon

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Uhh, whoops!  I’m sure he’ll be fine...right?

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If Umi doesn't like being lifted by a force that isn't his own, would he object to riding in an airplane?

Airplanes?  He probably wouldn’t mind so much.  It’s mostly when another pony tries to lift him, be it strength or magic wise.

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YOU ARE A BIG STINKY HARSE

WOW!  I don’t have to take that attitude from a bat!

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where did all the porn go? aloso big strong dominant horses are the best~

There’s tons of porn!  It’s all under his derpibooru tag (oc:umami stale).  But if you mean new/recent porn, the purse strings have been tightened a fair bit recently, but it’ll be back in due time.

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TMI Time

You know what time it is.  (Remember that there’s also some other characters you can ask about!)