It's the simple things in life

My name is Kaveeta. I'm an aspiring pharmacist from Trinidad and Tobago. My Birthday is September 5th.

[justcatposts]

This cat does faster sit-ups than the average gym-goer. 

(Source)

[lemonsharks]

My ancestors, watching me dump an entire stick of cinnamon, two cloves, an allspice berry, and a generous grating of nutmeg into my tea, sweetened with white sugar and loaded with cream, while I sit in my clean warm house surrounded by books, 25+ outfits for different occasions, and 6 pairs of shoes, in a building heated so well I have the windows open in mid-autumn:

Our daughter prospers. We are proud of her. She has never labored in a field but knows riches we could not have imagined.

[sighinastorm]

I like this so much better than the idea that our ancestors would be embarrassed or ashamed of us for being “soft” or some crap like that.

[therinde-dreams]

My ancestors, watching me stuff my face with fried chicken while studying: She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar. WE MADE IT

[idhren]

She eats like an imperial concubine and can afford to study like am imperial scholar

[villainous-queer-deactivated202]

My ancestors watching me use my stand mixer while living in a small apartment and attending university: Thou hast kneadeth bread in FOUR hail marys??? FOUR??? And thou ist poor as a churchmouse, yet liveth in a fine cottage with four pounds butter and fresh berries in thy larder!! And two featherbeds! And thou attendeth the King’s college, as a lord!!

[holyisthenameofmyruthlessaxe]

Charlotte Eriksson

[whitepeopletwitter]

[speakingofdoorknobs]

[sosuperawesome]

Carbickova Crowns on Etsy

[dankmemeuniversity]

[apathetic-revenant]

demon: YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME, MORTAL. WHAT DEAL DO YOU WISH TO STRIKE WITH THE POWERS OF HELL?

roomba: [is a roomba]

demon:

roomba:

demon:

roomba:

demon: man c’mon you gotta work with me here a little bit

[poppetawoppet]

roomba: *slowly spells on floor* K N I F E

demon: ahhhhh I see. You have heard the legend of Stabby.

roomba: *vibrates excitedly*

[colby-jac-cheese]

demon: *lovingly tapes a knife onto the roomba* no charge

Roomba: >:3

[everythingstarstuff]

[acitybythelightunited]

…you have too much time on your …HANDS.

[iamthegenderman]

what compelled you to do this

[no-place-for-strange-birds]

Humans have been compelled to do this for thousands of years

[skunkeyemcghee]

Do yourself a favor. Sound up. Enjoy.

[jellisdraws]

This is a serotonin machine

[ladimcbeth]

I’ve probably reblogged this before, but I watch it every time it come across my dash because it’s just so joyful.

[turnabout]

I literally watch this every time it passes my dash. They didn’t need to go this hard. 

[kaity--did]

They make me want to do a zoomba class with them

[tiger-in-the-flightdeck]

When the tallest one lost his hat because he got so into it, I was absolutely delighted.

[rrrick]

mattadoresit submitted: Bigfoot Bundt Cake

[beggars-opera]

[everythingfox]

[geraskefer]

yen and jaskier: would be a shame if they died geralt: not this again

[witcherfan]

I was on Geralt’s side on this one.

[everythingfox]

“This sweet old lady, just enjoying the sunshine. She’s almost 20 yrs old and slowing down quite a bit. I love finding her in happy little moments like this.”

(Source)

[catasters]

[pancheteenginemind]

question

[ghouloriented]

[catchymemes]

[galacticgateau]

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

[hobgobbin]

Dracula is trans

[hobgobbin]

well, he doesn’t live in CISylvania

[partially-void-and-stars]

Can’t argue with that logic

[asyipyip]

I can’t get over this lmaooo