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[bluelizardengineersdn]

Sup names Jake, I'm an engineer at SDN Torrence.

Couple of things:

One, do not flirt with me, I'm in a committed relationship with @dragonheroatsdn

Two, do not ask me to build nonsensical bullshit, I can't just make a lightsaber from spare parts, I'm pretty sure that's an HR violation

Three, I am transmasc, my Pronouns are He/Him, misgender me and you answer to my attack dog of a boyfriend (not really but he won't be pleased and I'll hit you with a wrench

Four, don't bring politics onto my blog, I'm not nearly caffeinated enough

Thank you in advance

[theradiantlight]

I may have installed Hatsune Miku into the sound system

@bluelizardengineersdn

...I mean will it disturb people's work..?

[bluelizardengineersdn]

I make no promises that it won't, all I did was install her, what people do with the addition is outside of my control. Now I'mma go try and install a laser cannon on a Semi Truck

[theradiantlight]

Sure, whatever, yeah. Just don't make it other people's problem, please.

[bluelizardengineersdn]

No promises

[theradiantlight]

I may have installed Hatsune Miku into the sound system

@bluelizardengineersdn

...I mean will it disturb people's work..?

[bluelizardengineersdn]

I make no promises that it won't, all I did was install her, what people do with the addition is outside of my control. Now I'mma go try and install a laser cannon on a Semi Truck

[bluelizardengineersdn]

Can't be Mpreg Beamed if you don't have a dick. Check and Mate anons

[the-mighty-wiz]

I'm going to be doing some spring cleaning of my tower in the coming days. I have magic swords, cloaks, rings and other assorted items that I have no need for. If anyone is interested in a magic item, please do let me know. I am looking to give them away.

[bluelizardengineersdn]

Give a few of em to Brey for his horde

[the-mighty-wiz]

I take it Brey is a dragon? Tell me more of Brey. I've had my fair share of encounters with unkind dragons.

[bluelizardengineersdn]

Yeah, he's a dragon, he's got dark scales, gold eyes and hair. He's more feline in anatomy then you'd expect from a dragon honestly

[the-mighty-wiz]

Fascinating! Can't say that I have met a dragon like that before. And so long as they don't seek any ill-will to this realm, then I suppose he would enjoy the items more than I would.

I shall give to Brey the Ring of Starry Sight, the Cloak of the Swarm, and the Sword of the Black Ranger.

[bluelizardengineersdn]

Sweet, where should he pick them up?

[the-mighty-wiz]

I get to the SDN office at 8:00 am. Does that work?

[bluelizardengineersdn]

Yeah that works. The two of us work there anyhow

[the-mighty-wiz]

I'm going to be doing some spring cleaning of my tower in the coming days. I have magic swords, cloaks, rings and other assorted items that I have no need for. If anyone is interested in a magic item, please do let me know. I am looking to give them away.

[bluelizardengineersdn]

Give a few of em to Brey for his horde

[the-mighty-wiz]

I take it Brey is a dragon? Tell me more of Brey. I've had my fair share of encounters with unkind dragons.

[bluelizardengineersdn]

Yeah, he's a dragon, he's got dark scales, gold eyes and hair. He's more feline in anatomy then you'd expect from a dragon honestly

[the-mighty-wiz]

Fascinating! Can't say that I have met a dragon like that before. And so long as they don't seek any ill-will to this realm, then I suppose he would enjoy the items more than I would.

I shall give to Brey the Ring of Starry Sight, the Cloak of the Swarm, and the Sword of the Black Ranger.

[bluelizardengineersdn]

Sweet, where should he pick them up?

[the-mighty-wiz]

I'm going to be doing some spring cleaning of my tower in the coming days. I have magic swords, cloaks, rings and other assorted items that I have no need for. If anyone is interested in a magic item, please do let me know. I am looking to give them away.

[bluelizardengineersdn]

Give a few of em to Brey for his horde

[the-mighty-wiz]

I take it Brey is a dragon? Tell me more of Brey. I've had my fair share of encounters with unkind dragons.

[bluelizardengineersdn]

Yeah, he's a dragon, he's got dark scales, gold eyes and hair. He's more feline in anatomy then you'd expect from a dragon honestly

[the-mighty-wiz]

Fascinating! Can't say that I have met a dragon like that before. And so long as they don't seek any ill-will to this realm, then I suppose he would enjoy the items more than I would.

I shall give to Brey the Ring of Starry Sight, the Cloak of the Swarm, and the Sword of the Black Ranger.

[bluelizardengineersdn]

Sweet, where should he pick them up?

[the-mighty-wiz]

I'm going to be doing some spring cleaning of my tower in the coming days. I have magic swords, cloaks, rings and other assorted items that I have no need for. If anyone is interested in a magic item, please do let me know. I am looking to give them away.

[bluelizardengineersdn]

Give a few of em to Brey for his horde

[the-mighty-wiz]

I take it Brey is a dragon? Tell me more of Brey. I've had my fair share of encounters with unkind dragons.

[bluelizardengineersdn]

Yeah, he's a dragon, he's got dark scales, gold eyes and hair. He's more feline in anatomy then you'd expect from a dragon honestly

[the-mighty-wiz]

I'm going to be doing some spring cleaning of my tower in the coming days. I have magic swords, cloaks, rings and other assorted items that I have no need for. If anyone is interested in a magic item, please do let me know. I am looking to give them away.

[bluelizardengineersdn]

Give a few of em to Brey for his horde

[rob-bob3]

......

sorry in advance

HITS YOU WITH THE (MALE) PREGNANCY BEAM

MOTHER FUCKER

Shit...

[bluelizardengineersdn]

Lol, skill issue

[rob-bob3]

Jake sybau

did I use it right

[bluelizardengineersdn]

Yes, yes you did

[rob-bob3]

......

sorry in advance

HITS YOU WITH THE (MALE) PREGNANCY BEAM

MOTHER FUCKER

Shit...

[bluelizardengineersdn]

Lol, skill issue

[sdn-research-and-development]

you know I was thinking about merch for Blazer, like, a laser-powered lawnmower. and then we call it the Blonde Blazer Lawn Lazer. look, I am aware this is probably very dangerous, so I’m not saying we should do it, but it could be Very Funny

It could be an interesting thing for April Fools’ Day! Totally not real. could make a fake ad for a fake product.

Buuut, I think it might still be worth it to make one. for the bit, yknow? We have the technology, there’s definitely SOME sort of use out there for it, right?

-@maho-from-torrents ((also from merch now, in some sort of way, at least for this ask.)

I uh, I think it might not be a wise decision to suggest laser powered anything in a city that is still recovering from a major supervillain attack that primarily featured lasers on a giant death mech.

Prototyping one is a very... grey area of development, but really, do you want to leave one out in the open and potentially have its existence leaked?

It's a great suggestion as an April Fool's Day prank ad, but I, personally, think that it's too big of a risk to actually make one.

Director Helena Barrett

[bluelizardengineersdn]

Awww man :(

[dragonheroatsdn]

I'm worried that new anon going around is gonna get me

[bluelizardengineersdn]

You were a pretty cute kid love

[chase-star-sdn]

Uhm I'm lowkey mad at you so I'm giving you period cramps, hope that's okay

No that is not okay no don’t fucking do this to me

Hepl rm

[bluelizardengineersdn]

Skill issue old man

[bluelizardengineersdn]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHRH

[ask-hysteria]

This feels like we should be concerned.

[bluelizardengineersdn]

I made smth >:3

[ask-hysteria]

Which would be?

[bluelizardengineersdn]

Railgun >:3

[bluelizardengineersdn]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHRH

[ask-hysteria]

This feels like we should be concerned.

[bluelizardengineersdn]

I made smth >:3

[bluelizardengineersdn]

HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHRH