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“necessity is the mother of invention” - ancient proverb

#this is the most college thing i've ever seen

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you know who reads shakespeare when they don’t have to? gay people

#drag me

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stores to cry in, rated

wal-mart: pedestrian, boring, you can do better. 2/10

target: a slightly better crying experience than wal-mart. the scent is strangely comforting, the lights however are too bright and make for a slightly unpleasant cry. there is however oftentimes a starbucks and a mini pizza hut inside for you to drown your sorrows in. 6/10, points for optimal post-cry atmosphere

an apple store: absolutely not. people cry in the apple store all the time because they cant afford the latest rose gold bullshit apple’s put out. overdone and cliche. 1/10

publix: points lost for the sterile and inhospitable environment but if you cry in a publix a gator WILL smell your tears and come to eat you. being eaten by a gator is in fact slightly preferable to crying in a publix. 6/10 for the gator

whole foods: an excellent place for a cry, people will probably assume that you are a wealthy emotional person who cant decide between quinoa or couscous and are having a real problem with it. 8.5/10 nordstrom: plenty of chairs for collapsing into especially in the shoe department but you WILL be accosted by salespeople. they work on commission and are hungry for your money. 7/10 for style ikea: OPTIMAL crying destination, can climb into a bed and have a total mental breakdown and nobody will ever be the wiser, the employees WILL NOT bother you under any circumstances, comfortable and accessible, 10/10 hot topic: no!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 0/10

he's upset

#ooc.

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#STOP #where can i get one of these for my dogs #and theo probably

fiona the baby hippo got to spend time with her mom yesterday so the world is acceptable for once

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#me with wally?

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#i remember seeing it and thinking it was better than the entire rest of the dceu

but i guess i might as well get a little sappy anyways. my moms are two of the most important ladies in my life. they found me 21 years ago and we all held hands together and jumped off a cliff into unknown territory for all of us. we all have grown and changed and learned together and the family we've built is the solid foundation i've built the rest of my life on. plus it's pretty dope to have two moms on mother's day. i lucked out!

my mom took a selfie of all three of us earlier and i asked her to send it to me so i could post it with a big sappy caption but it's so blurry you can't even see it and honestly? nothing has ever encapsulated this family more