Can i fuck you?
life fucks me everyday i don’t need you
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Can i fuck you?
life fucks me everyday i don’t need you
Came to visit my GFs family in Virginia and they legit gave me more Christmas gifts than my own family. Also they paid for my flight so gifts already weren’t necessary. Also they legit have every random vegan food that I love stocked in the house so that I have a plethora of food to eat. Lmk why they’re so good to me even though for the first 5 months of our relationship, they were pretty sure we were just really great friends.
Me: *gets anxiety making a phone call* Also me: *feels completely at ease and downright cheerful wandering around unfamiliar city with only vague knowledge of how to get to where I’m going*
a mayoral candidate, a self-made millionaire, & a talk show host walk into a bar...
<3
Date. Night. Ready.
Love my lil family. (Missing the other rabbit because she doesn’t like people)
Remember in college when I used to have queer friends? That was nice.
Make me admit stuff?
1. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged? 2. You talked to an ex today, correct? 3. Have you taken someones virginity? 4. Is trust a big issue for you? 5. Did you hang out with the person you like recently? 6. What are you excited for? 7. What happened tonight? 8. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted? 9. Is confidence cute? 10. What is the last beverage you had? 11. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust? 12. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans? 13. What are you gonna do Saturday night? 14. What are you going to spend money on next? 15. Are you going out with the last person you kissed? 16. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months? 17. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything? 18. The last time you felt broken? 19. Have you had sex today? 20. Are you starting to realize anything? 21. Are you in a good mood? 22. Would you ever want to swim with sharks? 23. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s? 24. What do you want right this second? 25. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy? 26. Is your current hair color your natural hair color? 27. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh? 28. What was the last thing that made you laugh? 29. Do you really, truly miss someone right now? 30. Does everyone deserve a second chance? 31. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to? 32. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do? 33. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda? 34. Listening to? 35. Do you ever write in pencil anymore? 36. Do you know where the last person you kissed is? 37. Do you believe in love at first sight? 38. Who did you last call? 39. Who was the last person you danced with? 40. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed? 41. When was the last time you ate a cupcake? 42. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today? 43. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush? 44. Do you tan in the nude? 45. If you could, would you take back your last kiss? 46. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night? 47. Who was the last person to call you? 48. Do you sing in the shower? 49. Do you dance in the car? 50. Ever used a bow and arrow? 51. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer? 52. Do you think musicals are cheesy? 53. Is Christmas stressful? 54. Ever eat a pierogi? 55. Favorite type of fruit pie? 56. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid? 57. Do you believe in ghosts? 58. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling? 59. Take a vitamin daily? 60. Wear slippers? 61. Wear a bath robe? 62. What do you wear to bed? 63. First concert? 64. Wal-Mart, Target or Kmart? 65. Nike or Adidas? 66. Cheetos Or Fritos? 67. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds? 68. Favorite Taylor Swift song? 69. Ever take dance lessons? 70. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing? 71. Can you curl your tongue? 72. Ever won a spelling bee? 73. Have you ever cried because you were so happy? 74. What is your favorite book? 75. Do you study better with or without music? 76. Regularly burn incense? 77. Ever been in love? 78. Who would you like to see in concert? 79. What was the last concert you saw? 80. Hot tea or cold tea? 81. Tea or coffee? 82. Favorite type of cookie? 83. Can you swim well? 84. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose? 85. Are you patient? 86. DJ or band, at a wedding? 87. Ever won a contest? 88. Ever have plastic surgery? 89. Which are better black or green olives? 90. Opinions on sex before marriage? 91. Best room for a fireplace? 92. Do you want to get married?
I’m procrastinating studying
Somehow I managed to:
-match with a girl on tinder
-send her message
-get her to responded
-give her my number
-get her to text me
-ask her out to coffeee
-actually go get coffee with her
-and lose track of time, leaving the coffee shop almost 4 hours later.
How the fuck did all of those things happen? Like I’m not mad, she’s really cute and I had so much fun. I’m just still so confused about how I managed to grow a pair and turn a tinder match into a real life thing…?
Update: were going out again tonight
Updated update: we went out tonight. The night ended in a kiss. She said she liked me but she was afraid to make a move because #anxiety. But I kissed her and yeah. Idk how the fuck I managed to pick up a girl, but apparently I have moves?
updated update to my updated update: it’s literally been a year since this original post and I’m fucking crazy about her. I’m spending New Years with her family in DC.
hello tumblr my old friend.
The girl I’m dating told me I can borrow her power drill. So I guess we’re pretty gay
2019 has sucked for the country, and the world in general, but tbh it’s been pretty great for me. I’m seeing an awesome girl, I’m moving into a new apartment, I’m going back to school for a degree I’m super excited about, and yeah. We’re a whole month in and I don’t hate my life
God, I like kissing her
Somehow I managed to:
-match with a girl on tinder
-send her message
-get her to responded
-give her my number
-get her to text me
-ask her out to coffeee
-actually go get coffee with her
-and lose track of time, leaving the coffee shop almost 4 hours later.
How the fuck did all of those things happen? Like I’m not mad, she’s really cute and I had so much fun. I’m just still so confused about how I managed to grow a pair and turn a tinder match into a real life thing…?
Update: were going out again tonight
Updated update: we went out tonight. The night ended in a kiss. She said she liked me but she was afraid to make a move because #anxiety. But I kissed her and yeah. Idk how the fuck I managed to pick up a girl, but apparently I have moves?