Love in the Time of Sarcasm @brbgottagoread - Tumblr Blog

Time for my annual oh remember tumblr is anyone even still on here post

mellifexfarm

roosters: *crow normally*

hen: WUHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

birdymcbirdface

She’s trying her best

there-i-was-and-here-you-are

Self Portraits 9/16/17

brbgottagoread

good news guys I’m back on my bullshit

Anybody on here still exist??

heaveninawildflower

I haven’t been on tumblr in months why does my plant blog have over two thousand followers

sapphoisms

the blair witch is a lesbian so jot that down

bitchycode

Accurate

gordons-moved

“Calling a male character hot means you’re attracted to males” listen buddy. When I see Tony Tiger on screen and I call him hot does that mean I’m attracted to him? Does that mean I want him to raw my ass until it’s nothing but floor dust? Does that mean I want him to call me his big hungry bungy and hold me in his big strong sexy arms?? actually this is a bad example can I start over

thingsfittingperfectly

The super moon on a radio receiver dish

nickfuckface

mission accomplish boys,,,,,,,,,,,,, we caught the moon………………..

Me : yeah I can finish my homework in 5 minutes

Lemony Snicket : Many things can be done in five minutes including enjoyable events such as confessing your love, opening a gift, or eating a delicious meal, as well as miserable events like death, a violent crime, or a severe anxiety attack... one thing that cannot be done in under five minutes is a ten page essay, a word which here means "a student's worst nightmare", and while I can assure you, dear viewers, that the boy would achieve one of these feats within five minutes, I am sorry to say it was not the essay, but rather the anxiety attack.