Shitposting in My 30s

she/her 30+. i like magical girls. i like horror. i don't like cherry soda. sorry for lying. :(

[eathotchip-deactivated20240816]

i believe in the inherent goodness of people

[wambsgender]

humanity named kindness it must know kindness

[bimmyjimmy]

My son

[frostops]

Ringo chuckled, “You mean the elf stones?”

[segamascott]

the average tumblr user's inherent inability to detect sarcasm facetiousness irony or just a regular old bit explains why booktok is nothing but books that read like "he walked into the room because he was going there. it was dark because it was night which is why he turned on a light. which is a metaphor"

[thalassata]

itchy scratchy jiggle jiggle

[auspex]

*thinks about OCs* *Thinks about OCs* *thinks about OCs* *thinks About OCs* *thinks about OCs* *Thinks About OCs* *thinks about OCs* *THINKS ABOUT OCS* *thinks about OCs* *thinks about OCS* *thinks about OCs* *THINKS about OCs* *thinks about OCs* *thinks ABOUT OCs* *thinks about OCs* *thinks about OCs* *Thinks about OCs* *thinks about OCs* *thinks About OCs* *thinks about OCs* *Thinks About OCs* *thinks about OCs* *THINKS ABOUT OCS* *thinks about OCs* *thinks about OCS* *thinks about OCs* *THINKS about OCs* *thinks about OCs* *thinks ABOUT OCs* *thinks about OCs*

[pansyfemme]

sometimes i struggle to use the word ‘bootlicker’ in a negative sense because of sexual desires i will not disclose here

[bagofcoldnoodles]

Is it licking boots?

[pansyfemme]

because of sexual desires i will not disclose here.

[sheepsmoon]

[teratocrat]

digs a surreptitious hole

[teratocrat]

digs a secretive hole

[teratocrat]

digs a hidden hole

[teratocrat]

digs a confidential hole

[teratocrat]

digs a restricted hole

[teratocrat]

digs an undisclosed hole

[teratocrat]

digs a clandestine hole

[teratocrat]

>_>

<_<

lays a furtive egg

[chaoticneutralwife]

*mumbling and grumbling* maybe i wanted to win stupid prizes *kicks dirt*

[aflo]

At the sex shop asking if I can buy a regular sized dildo I can put in my unremarkable asshole but they recognize me as the hero of legend regardless

[sforzzz]

im gonna make it big someday just you watch

[sforzzz]

*goes back to jerkin it*

[sforzzz]

waaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitt

[kenta-nikki]

赤ひもで遊ぶコジロー

[danceundersparklinglights]

i’m going to be really honest with you guys i think the tendency to read the absolute worst possible intentions into every action you don’t agree with is getting too automatic and it’s eating you from the inside out

[catmask]

by the way. it never is too late to decide you want to be happy. the woman who helped me get hormones didnt start hers until she was 70, and i met her at 73, beautiful and smiling - and told me that the last three years of her life had been her favorite. your favorites might be ahead of you too. why not hang around and find out?

[haaarpb]

[ot3]

they're letting ave mujica open for evanesence ? what a beautiful world we live in

[ot3]

i keep laughing at this. complete bandori cultural victory i guess.