BOFH

Does anyone care?

[securityreactions]

How the 3rd party pentest will likely go...

In scope will be your Linux servers…

Your Microsoft domain controllers…

and the subnet used by your VoIP phones

by @joshdustin

[feelinalrightsaturdaynight]

[dys-lex-ia-deactivated20160604]

this is a necessity for me

[hermionescisgenderpenis]

dude the oxford comma is the shit i am all up on that bitch like woo woo

[cc-randomness]

all right, you’ve convinced me. 

[meritones-deactivated20150518]

Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza. 

[securityreactions]

Blind SQL Injection

by: @naranek

[robert-oot]

fairly sure I left root logged in on the ILO

[blueskin-bofh-blog]

Ah, that feel. Also console, screen sessions, etc.

[infect-the-world]

[whythatsbullshit]

Trigger warnings are presented as a gesture of empathy, but the irony is they lead only to more solipsism, an over-preoccupation with one’s own feelings—much to the detriment of society as a whole. Structuring public life around the most fragile personal sensitivities will only restrict all of our horizons. Engaging with ideas involves risk, and slapping warnings on them only undermines the principle of intellectual exploration. We cannot anticipate every potential trigger—the world, like the Internet, is too large and unwieldy. But even if we could, why would we want to? Bending the world to accommodate our personal frailties does not help us overcome them.

Jenny Jarvie (via whythatsbullshit)

[robert-oot]

Kudos email to whole department for simple task

[securityreactions]

Testing that exploit I saw in a conf

by @gcouprie

[dbareactions]

When we virtualized eleven production database servers on a single dual-CPU host

[centolodigiani]

[gnarwlvs]

this goes well with any music holy shit

[the-deepest-reflection-deactiva]

THIS MAKES ME SO MAD

[honey-hemlock]

i learn all my life lessons from peep show

[howheavythisaxe]

We can all relate to Peep Show in one way or another

[securityreactions]

Almost ran a malware sample in my native system

by @a0rtega

[blueskin-bofh-blog]

I like JUNOS' easter eggs.

> show version and haiku JUNOS Software Release [12.1R3.5] My session is dead: Forgot to commit confirm. Where are my car keys?

[relativelylessimportant]

And so it goes, proving the greatest truth of IT support: Users lie. According to users, files delete themselves, their hard drive fills up with smut the moment they type ‘pork’ into Google and they only use Facebook for company business.

BOFH (via szaleniec1000)

[guillermonkey-blog]

The three most dangerous things in the world are: a programmer with a soldering iron, a hardware engineer with a software patch, and a user with an idea.

(via guillermonkey)

[loveyoutrick]

I have a friend spamming Facebook with this Douchebag Sysadmin meme. I couldn’t love it more if I was a douchebag sysadmin.