Keepin' it trill

Shit I am told by people in my day to day devop's life.

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“Tier 2″ is using `free -m` to diagnose disk space again

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Mainframe guys seeing k8s for the first time

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‘I heard you handed off the app to the new guy... how is he doing?’

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‘I cant seem to find the event in the logs’

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‘Our SME is logging into the webex’

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“DevOps is working on the prod outage”

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Devs looking for the answer

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O(N*N) can make you do some regrettable things for efficiency

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"You got Cassandra up? we are due to Production today”

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“When is the Kubernetes cluster coming back?”

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“You are debugging this in dev right?!”

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“Actually I did test it!”

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When a co-worker you respect uses nano

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“We downloaded all the RPMs from some Russian site”

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“Even though your out of office said you where unavailable...”

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“We saw you were the last one on the server.”

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“What is the outcome of the RCA?”