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[bluesprongs]

and i’m… back?

[wishbonetea]

𝐜𝐨𝐟𝐟𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐬𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐛𝐮𝐫𝐧 𝐬𝐲𝐫𝐮𝐩

@aftgexchange for @auotn

𝐩𝐫𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐭 cafe dates

click for better quality and don’t repost or use without permission (also spot the seven artist signatures i made while i was brain storming for titles lmao)

this was so fun to make! i swear everyday i said to myself don’t do much with the background. just leave the focus on andreil…. and yet

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remus: so apparently the “bad vibes” i’ve been feeling are actually “severe psychological distress”

[andrew-and-neils-cats]

neil josten x sofia the first theme song

og: i was a girl in a village doing alright then i became a princess overnight

nj version: i was a runaway in millport doing just fine then i became an exy sensation overnight

[neil-jortson]

🎶 up in the foxhole with my new family

on a team meant just for exy

a whole criminal world is waiting for me

I’m so excited to be Nathaniel the second🎶

[bluesprongs]

🎶 im finding out what being family’s all abt

josten the tenth

trying to live, it’s a terror everyday

josten the tenth 🎶

[whatmack]

My brain is quite possibly the worst: I have a baby cousin, her moms boyfriends name is Andrew. She can not say Andrew. She says Anshew. My brain automatically says Anshew a lot when I think of Andrew. I like to think of little kids calling him that and Neil accidentally calling him that one time, cause if I am cursed then I have to think of them in this situation.😔✌🏻.

OMG so as someone who, at least a small part of the time, spends my time speaking different languages than the one I do normally (NOT fluently im NOT as cool as neil cannot STRESS THIS ENOUGH), the biggest issue I have going between them is not “forgetting to switch” languages but forgetting to switch accents so im imagining all the different ways neil has said andrew’s name based on whichever language he was speaking last. or which accent in which language. sometimes andrew, also multilingual but raised in the US School System, just stares at him like What The Fuck Sounds Just Came Out Of Your Mouth That’s Not Me

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but andrew likes it best in french, don’t ask me why, i just know

[protectingstucky]

not to be controversial but like aaron minyard is in my opinion the funniest character in the series…no i will not elaborate if you know you know

[protectingstucky]

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[sayonara-you-weeaboo-shits]

aaron is the biggest mood and i love him for it

[bluesprongs]

if u don’t like aaron minyard, keep that to urself, that’s embarrassing for u hon

[bluesprongs]

me: i just want a nice and sweet gf, we can go on picnics and be happy and in love while living in peace

also me, *looking at renee walker and inej ghafa* i want the one with the knives

[justrandomstuf]

Neil: So I got kicked off press duty because apparently I’m a “liability” and “reckless” and “Neil”. That’s just my name, but you should hear Wymack’s tone 😡

The rest of the foxes:

The rest of the foxes, in unison: You know, I get it-

[bluesprongs]

you 🤛🏽 know 🧠 i 👁 get ✅ it 🦊-

[starsailores]

renee: are you in love with neil?

andrew: no

renee: then why do you keep doodling little hearts with “a+n” inside them?

andrew: it stands for arson and nurder

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arson and nurder, my favourite combination

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the marauders shenanigans

james: u use sarcasm to distance urself people

remus: and yet ur still here!

[bluesprongs]

oh. oH. my grammar is- smh “to distance urself people” tf is wrong with me

[bluesprongs]

the marauders shenanigans

james: u use sarcasm to distance urself people

remus: and yet ur still here!

[detrinity]

.2 seconds before Riko suplexed Neil into oblivion

Instagram: @ deetrinity

[bluesprongs]

akdjslshsk R YALL SEEING THIS ???!!! R YALL SEEING HOW HOT JEAN LOOKS?!

[buffonia]

Ronan would start wars and burn cities for that true smile, elastic and amiable.

[bluesprongs]

the fact that pynch is my comfort ship cos

they’re. just. so. cute.

[palmettios]

neil: i love murder mysteries

andrew, trying to impress him: i’ve been a suspect in, like, four murder cases

[jostcnneil]

neil: four? wow that’s a great start

andrew:

[palmettios]

[one week later]

wymack, picking andrew up from the precinct: i thought we agreed this wouldn’t happen again

[sargent-major-jane]

andrew: if it helps i was doing it to impress a boy

wymack: it doesn’t. it really, really doesn’t.

[palmettios]

wymack: so we’re in agreement that this is the last time, right?

andrew: whatever you say, coach

neil when andrew gets back to the dorm: only five? you’re going soft

[the next day]

andrew, using his one phone call: alright so you won’t fuckin believe this but—

[sargent-major-jane]

wymack: *covers the phone with one hand to yell at neil from his office* NEIL JOSTEN YOUR BOY TOY IS IN JAIL AGAIN CAN YOU PLEASE STOP ACTING LIKE YOU NEED TO BE IMPRESSED AND ARENT ALREADY A FUCKING HEAD OVER HEELS DISASTER IM TOO OLD FOR THIS SHIT

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obviously neil is so oblivious as to what he’s doing and so the rest of the foxes take bets on how many murder cases andrew will make his way into and how long it’ll take neil to notice

[lesbian-helen-gansey]

Neil: *aggressive exy practices, fighting in multiple languages, getting everyone involved in a mob war*

Aaron, who’s just trying to play his scholarship sport, get into med school, hang out with his girlfriend, and get drunk on weekends:

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y’all imma just plug myself real quick:

but follow me on tiktok for various book relelated tiktoks @ionlysimpforinejghafa

um so yeah, follow me!

[ni3dade]

i cant stop thinking about andrew giving forehead kisses

[bluesprongs]

now i can’t stop thinking abt andrew giving forehead kisses