“Wait...you’ve never had a pizza?”

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@bluestbeetle
“Wait...you’ve never had a pizza?”
haunted starters
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“I swear there was someone there…” “Very funny! What’s next? The phone starts ringing while the cords not in?” “I had a dream last night, only it was so vivid I could have sworn I was awake. In it I was killing you. I didn’t want to… but I couldn’t stop myself.” “You look like you’ve seen a ghost.” “Wherever I look I keep seeing these eyes staring back at me…” “Did you not hear that?! They’re whispering your name!” “Don’t move, be quiet. There’s someone in the bed with us… Don’t wake it.” [ text ] Don’t open the door when you hear knocking. It looks and sounds like me, but it’s not me! “I got the strangest phone call last night and I haven’t been able to get it out of my head.“ “Something is going to happen to you and you’ll never be the same again.” [ text ] Run! “You can see me? But you’re just a mere mortal… Interesting.” “You were talking in your sleep last night… and something responded.” “You know I don’t buy into that whole ghost thing, but this is starting to freak me out.” “You think I’m going to believe you didn’t just write this note yourself to scare me?” “Oh no, I’m not going to kill you… You’re going to kill yourself and I’m going to watch.” “When I peeked into your room last night… I saw someone sitting on the end of your bed.” “This was a bad idea… I’m beginning to think there’s more to those stories, after all.” “Stop it! That’s not even a language and I’m to believe you’re possessed or something? It’s not funny!” “Nice costume.” [ text ] Someone just opened your front door and sneaked inside… Get out! “If you weren’t singing… then who was?” “You’re dead! I was there at your funeral!” “Please don’t be scared. I’m still the same person… dead or not.”
“What is a burger?”
“.......Don’t worry about what it is. It’s more of an experience.”
“Oh thank Gosh.”
“So you want a burger or something?”
“I’m so done right now.”
“…….Really? One sec let me get my camera.”
“Nah, I’ve got better things to do than sit around and look pretty.”
“You don’t look pretty pal.”
bluestbeetle liked your post “like for a starter”
“Take a picture, buddy.”
“.......Really? One sec let me get my camera.”
[ FINALLY one icon done.]
“I’m a real beetle.”
“Wanna see me smash this car repeatedly over that guy’s head to the tune of All Star?”
“Yasss.”
[ Look at this nerd.]
“……What am I watching?”
“My sick moves, obviously.”
“.....of course.”
Oh yeah. I knew that.
But yeah, gimme one a them bagels.
Fine. What kind do you want?
I…was just asking if you wanted a bagel.
I was talkin’ to the asshole behind y’, pardner.
Oh yeah. I knew that.
bluestbeetle liked your post “like for a starter”
“Hey, check this out!”
“......What am I watching?”
I ain’t in th’ mood f’r your shit, bro.
I...was just asking if you wanted a bagel.