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[memesomething]

more casual memes.

"Make sure to lock up."

"What does black tie event even mean?"

"Coffee?"

"Hey. Thank you for being here."

"The cat's back again."

"Where did you even come from?"

"You'd be surprised how often this sort of thing happens."

"How many have there been?"

"I didn't hear you come in."

"Are you asleep?"

"You left the light on for me."

"This is my safe space."

"You and me. Yeah?"

"That's the last of them."

"You don't need to knock."

"I wanted to give you a key."

"You're welcome here. It's a standing invitation."

"You should know this already."

"You know that's not what I meant."

[SPACE] -> for a scenario where our muses are particularly good at sharing space around each other, e.g. ducking around each other in a crammed kitchenette, etc.

[GROCERIES] -> our muses are shopping for groceries together.

[TRINKET] -> one muse asks the other about a trinket or sentimental item they have/are wearing/etc (you may need to specify some trinkets)

[COFFEE BEANS] -> one muse notices the other is low on some everyday supply and replaces it without being asked.

[SPLASH] -> one muse is splashed by the other (by a puddle, in a pool, spilling tea, etc; some form of liquid landing!)

[RESCUE] -> one muse 'saves' the other from a conversation they are not enjoying (or prevents them from having to start the conversation, in the first place)

[INTERVENE] -> one muse is being hit on aggressively in public, and is clearly not into it. the other muse steps in to intervene.

[ELEVATOR] -> our muses happen to be in the same elevator when it jams.

[FENDER BENDER] -> our muses are in a nobody-gets-hurt car accident.

[bluesuited]

rook has appeared! what do you do?

caress cheek throw salt kick hold hands

[bluesuited]

found out my boyfriend has been cheating on me tonight and im in a daze. im not upset because i had a feeling it wwas going on, and he was upfront wiith me about it. were not together anymore but still friends. its for the best because in the end we’re not compatible when it comes to being intimate. im ace so yeah…its a weird time tbh

[bluesuited]

rook has appeared! what do you do?

caress cheek throw salt kick hold hands

[bluesuited]

"outback steakhouse is better than shoney's..."

[bluesuited]

this is the last weekend of freedom because i gOT A JOB BABY!!!

[rickestrickofall]

"This is your favorite bar? Geesh. I thought you were a cop. Shouldn't you be good at getting fucking drunk? I've seen stronger stuff at Applebee's during their Dollarita phase." Speaking of which, the flask in his inside pocket needed a refill.

"Look, I had it in my head that this'd go a whole different way. I even had that Mr. Charles monologue memorized, real good shit, very dramatic points made,"--the portal gun was zapped, another portal appearing right in front of one of the vodka bottles behind the bar, just so Rick didn't have to get up to pour it into his own container. "But fuck it. Somehow one of us got Inceptioned, and you're the only one who'd dream up some dumb off-brand Outback to hang out in."

[bluesuited]

“hey! this place has class,” looking around the bar had just as many drunks as a normal bar, but rook couldnt see that because of the nostalgia shot he had taken prior to rick entering his dream. “clyde is the best damn bartender you could ever ask for!”

eyes then watched as rick took the vodka, eyebrow knitting as it was obvious that he was stealing. hearing about this whole insception fiasco, just a thing that rick would say to get his own ass out of shit.

“yknow, you better not let clyde see you do that…ISNT THAT RIGHT, CLYDE?!” he called out as the man came back from the kitchen just to laugh darkly, catching rook off guard. “uh…clyde?”

instantly there was a volt that went through rooks body, causing him to scream as he fell to the floor, leaving clyde to transform into the galactic federation agent.

“rick, id say its good to see you, but id be lying,” and with a gun he shot at the man who stole his liquor. “one thing the cop was right about, i have an establishment to keep a float, and you’re here trying to fuck it up!”

[bluesuited]

have baby

[bluesuited]

like for a one liner!

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i know i didn't do much today but im dealing with some depression in rl so i'm going to get off for the night and play some pokemon ! hopefully tomorrow will be better !

[bluesuited]

honestly im upset over the fact that cop rick was a one off character, like??? there's so much potential in him adult swim !!! please !!!!!!!

[bluesuited]

@slickmcrty asked:

"I made steak. Oh and mashed potatoes. Are you hungry?"

it had been a long day of doing nothing but paperwork, he was told that he needed to get it done by the end of the week and with it already being wednesday--he had a lot on his plate. so, when he got home the only thing he wanted to do was get a hot shower and go to bed, but it would seem his plans would change when he walked into the apartment to the smell of steak in the air.

"slick??" he called out when he put his suitcase down, taking his shoes off he came to realize why it smelled so good in this place. oh there was a smile on his face when told what slick had been up to.

"you didn't have to go through all this trouble," he said as he made his way to the kitchen, looking at the food that was on the table oh his stomach gurggled. "but i am pretty hungry."

[bluesuited]

@somniaxperdita asked:

tie, sender helps tie receiver's tie.

oh, he didn't realize just how off centered his tie was until liv pointed it out. that was the curse of being on the run with his job, but as she fixed it, rook was standing up straighter than normal until it was done.

"thanks, i guess i should take better care of my wardrobe, huh?" there was a slight chuckle that left his throat.

[pondhue]

[b1gtimerush]

actions speak louder than words non - verbal / action prompts from yours truly. (add a "swap" to swap the sender/receiver in the prompt (or just do it manually).)

back, sender gives receiver a back hug.

beckon, sender beckons receiver closer with a finger.

blood, sender cleans blood off of receiver.

book, sender helps receiver get a book from a higher part of the shelf.

care, sender takes care of receiver when they're sick.

catch, sender catches receiver by the waist after they bump into each other.

choke, sender saves receiver from choking by giving them the heimlich.

cold, sender places their jacket over receiver's shoulders.

cry, sender wipes tears off receiver's face with their thumbs.

dance, sender sticks a hand out to receiver and invites them to dance.

dip, sender skinny dips in front of receiver and invites them to join.

dog, sender's dog pulls them in receiver's direction.

drive, sender drives receiver somewhere in their car.

drag, sender drags receiver into a room and closes the door behind them.

draw, sender draws receiver like one of their french girls.

face, sender turns receiver's face towards them.

flower, sender gives receiver a flower.

footsie, sender initiates footsie with receiver under the table.

forehead, sender presses their forehead against receiver's.

grab, sender grabs receiver's wrist to stop them from leaving.

jump, sender jumps onto receiver's back.

kiss, sender kisses receiver.

link, sender links arms with receiver while walking.

massage, sender offers receiver a massage.

patch, sender patches up receiver's wounds.

piano, sender teaches receiver how to play the piano.

pin, sender pins receiver's hands behind their back.

pluck, sender plucks something out of receiver's hair.

press, sender presses receiver against a wall.

propose, sender proposes to receiver.

quiet, sender gestures for receiver to be quiet.

rest, sender rests their head on receiver's shoulder.

serenade, sender serenades receiver with a song.

sign, sender walks into a sign and receiver sees.

size, sender measures the size of their hand against receiver's.

shoes, sender removes receiver's shoes for them.

sun, sender rubs sunblock onto receiver's back.

tattoo, sender gives receiver a tattoo.

tie, sender helps tie receiver's tie.

tuck, sender tucks receiver's hair behind their ear.

umbrella, sender lets receiver under their umbrella.

warning, sender presses a knife against receiver's neck as a warning.

zip, sender needs receiver's help to zip up the back of their dress.

[bluesuited]

Anonymous asked:

What’s your opinion of slick morty?

"he's a good kid, even if other ricks might say he's otherwise." he would start it off as he knew there was some trauma there from what rick's have done to him, hell he was an experiment from the get go, a clone for god's sake, of course there was going to be something there that was less than ideal.

"i just hope that i can give him a home and he can live a real life, a happy life, y'know?" he's never had a morty before, so of course there was going to be some worry in rook's mind on how this was going to play out. "he deserves to be happy after everything he's been through."

[rickestrickofall]

@bluesuited

@rickestrickofall liked x for a starter!

"give me anything strong," he spoke to the bartender as he sat down at the bar, it had been a long night at the shooting range and rook could still hear the ringing in his ears. maybe this place could drown out all of that with the loud club music in the background. once given his drink--to which he noticed the color to be teal, he began to nurse it, unaware of the guest who took a seat next to him.

"Where's the rest of the village people? Zing." A deadpan expression catered to Rick's features immediately, as empty of a victory as the finger pistol that was now being holstered as he folded his arms over the bartop. Not his best work, but he wasn't going to waste the good stuff on a Rick cop. Did someone say 'identity crisis?' No, thanks. Not what he was here for, anyways.

"Hey, bartender, put me in an order of a totally not ripped-off 'bloom and onion.' Extra dingo sauce."

[bluesuited]

oh great, just the person he wanted to deal with right now.

"don't know, don't really care either," he said as he took another sip of his drink as the bartender went back to the kitchen to tell the cook the order.

"what brings you to this part of the universe anyway?" might as well make some kind of small talk. "hopefully you're not here to trample all over my favorite bar." once the citadel was taken down, rook had nowhere to go but his own universe, so here he was back in his old stomping grounds.