Blue

I exist, I guess

[nonwaste]

BIRDBRAIN

[rainydayraize]

Baby, I don't think my head is coming off!

[captdedeyes]

Never thought this charming tune would hit me in the heart this quickly, but here we are lmao

[pupmistart]

the state makes a dollar i make a dime that’s why i draw teto on company time

[whatto77]

✦ HATSUNE MIKU .𖥔 ݁ ˖

· I'm rlly happy to finally finish this art 🫩 I try something new to improve my skills but it was awful and start don't understand what I did😭 I have some bad thoughts about my drawing skills... Like my maximum is someone minimum 🫠 I know if you want something you have to try. However I want a results now not in the future 🩵🥣

[kvae7447]

Bird Brain

jamiep is a goated artist

[twilightings]

angel of music

[thepocketeater]

*poto war flashbacks*

[corcd]

[rosiemoo]

Just playing some Balatro to pass the time on the road

[three-green-waterbottles]

@bluethunder2

[bluethunder2]

aint even using good jokers smh my head. hack with flush five aces???

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

Me and the bf ❤️❤️❤️😘😘🥰 don’t let haters get to you

[scratch-meowt]

my hottest take

[keeper-of-the-flames]

Counter point, those machines can make me a peach sprite.

[pusheenthenerdcat]

guys did you know the tech in that nefangled machine revolutionized preemie healthcare

[maimonideznuts]

[pusheenthenerdcat]

yeah the guy who invented them made incredibly precise infusion pumps (as opposed to gravity fed ivs) which not only meant they could give medications to teeny tiny babies safely, it's also used for insulin pumps and portable dialysis machines. the key element is that it's a peristaltic pump so the liquid stays in sterile tubing for safety

(unholy drink cloaca uses it to dispense precise amounts of flavored sugar syrup)

[melonberry85]

holy shit it's dean kamen!!!!!! He was also super cool and invented FIRST Robotics competition and yes also invented the coca cola freestyle machine, as part of a deal with coke to have them distribute one of his other inventions, slingshot, a super efficient water distiller for areas without clean water.

@three-green-waterbottles @bluethunder2

[ranboolivesaysstuff]

Here you are late night tumblr users idk if I ever posted this one :D

[itsmeimcathy]

March: *starts*

Tumblr:

[midnigtartist]

If nobody got me i know half a sleeve of ritz crackers got me

[the-haiku-bot]

If nobody got

me i know half a sleeve of

ritz crackers got me

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[were--ralph]

official elon musk hate post reblog to hate like to hate reply to hate

[penny-anna]

i think the reason why the assassination of Julius Caesar is one of the funniest political assassinations is for this very simple reason:

1 guy stabs 1 guy: not funny. that's murder.

2 guys stab 1 guy: even less funny. that's two against one.

60 guys stab 1 guy: uproariously funny. why do you need so many guys.

[emmikay]

60 guys only manage to stab the 1 guy 23 times: I can't fucking breathe I'm laughing too hard, you suck at this

[newtid]

in spirit i am a 7th grade boy

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

Yes! This is a cat!! ✓

[newtid]

woa

[poorly-identifying-cats-in-posts]

Yes! Yes! Digital kitty creature is for sure a cat! ✓

[newtid]

awesome..