BLUEXMONDAY

[larchcoin]

[bluexmonday]

danabdul:

Have u ever met the human version of a headache

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Don’t EVER shame people for their taste in music. It’s okay that some people like Mumford and Sons while other people have good taste in music. It’s okay!!!

[orlandobloomers]

me in ikea: cööl, håvïng a gööd time

[bluexmonday]

reblog and add what 'sweden' is called in your language

english: sweden

swedish: sverige

german: schweden

polish: szwecja

[franz-ferdinand]

FFS - Promotional picture

HD Link ! ;)

[bluexmonday]

the signs as Jean Ralphio

Aries: hope you brought a change of clothes, ‘cause your eyes are about to piss tears.

Taurus: I made my money the old fashioned way: ♪ I got run over by a Lexussssss ♪

Gemini: Tommy T! You just missed the craziest of crazies. clubs. girls. dancing. naked--mom?! argument. fleeing the scene. hiding in a dumpster. coming here. crashing on your couch for a week 'cause ♪technically i'm homeless♪

Cancer: When life gives you lemons, steal your grandma’s jewellery and go clubbin’

Leo: no, no... that's too mu- that's too much responsibility for me. I got- I gotta find a way out of this

Virgo: ♪ she's the wooOOoOorst ♪ she is the worst person in the world

Libra: I guess sometimes I call men 'beautiful', too. I guess that means ♪I'm open-minded as heeeelll♪

Scorpio: live your life like that cow from that video

Sagittarius: ♪K to the N to the O P E she's the dopest little short in all Pawnee, Indiana♪

Capricorn: step one: we buy into this club step two: we roll over to the club either in your mercedes benz which is gorgeous or my pre-owned acura legend which is alright step three: i dagger you on the dance floor just bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce now everybodys watching us

Aquarius: are you do ding-dongs making fake drugs for sophomores, because if true, this guy wants in!

Pisces: ricka ricka ricka ricka! [imitating DJ scratching] [Whispering] Swanson.

[greetings-deactivated2015-01-23]

i’m that kind of person who between two choices always pick the wrong one

[twinks2014-deactivated20140418]

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

[self-transforming-machine-world]

[gonegay]

what are teenage boys good for other than taking gym class too seriously

[pissfreak]

glad that tumblr has started putting random ppls posts on my dashboard, love it, thanks for this exciting new feature, definitely want to see posts from people i dont follow, thats why i didnt follow them

[pandora]

1 Bottle of Shampoo = 10 Bottles of Conditioner.

[lexicaly-deactivated20190620]

Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.

[20th-centurry-fox-deactivated20]

From 1 to bass player, how ignored are you?

[makeyousweatmakeyougroove-deact]

touring keyboardist

[president-brobama]

*takes a handful of candy* wow that’s way too much *puts 1 back*

[cyberho]

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

[melancholy-ollie]

i love that smiths song