Cecil

The Gay Horrors™️. They have consumed my life. I hope you like radios because I talk a lot about that(no this is not a wtnv reference I genuinely just collect and like to talk about radios and cryptids[no this is not a witherburn after school news reference either I swear please you have to believe me]).

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Little Jane doodle I made at work on my lunch break in these trying times

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Hear me out: au where camp here and there takes place in the same universe as the Magnus archives and Elias doesn’t kill Gertrude and Gerry doesn’t die of brain cancer specifically so Gertrude Robinson can be the Chapel Roan to Lucille Bertuccelli’s good luck babe and then when the elephant man shows up in season one and Jedidiah starts begging Lucille to do something about it not because of his very scared boyfriend, but because the elephant man might flip through one of his journals😱😨😰(we all feel very very bad for him) Lucille calls up her old flame to deal with it and shes like “Jedidiah this is Gertrude she was almost your mama and she’s gonna go kick this elephant guy’s ass as a favour because I dumped her back in 98’ before I met your dad” and Gertrude just gives him a look of utter disappointment while Jedidiah can’t find it in himself to be offended because he is too busy reevaluating the nature of reality as struggles to comprehend that his mother not only has dated a woman, but this strange elderly British lady who has an ominous aura of voyeuristic dread and is just followed around by this equally ominous goth dude with the world’s worst dye job.

He later while looking through Lucille’s stuff in storage for something she asked him to grab stumbles upon her flamethrower which he now notices upon closer inspection has a small tag on it that says “happy anniversary dear. -Gertrude”.

This concept is open to any and all fanfiction writers who feet so inclined as long as you send me a link to the finished product and give me a shoutout in the author’s notes in which I am referred to as your most esteemed broski.

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When the illuminated manuscript is coming out fire🔥🔥🔥

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Hey @blue-wolfe quick question what does this mean

How does this relate to your vision of Elijah Volkov? What are the lore implications? Did he face bullying back in Arkhangelsk for his ass being only moderately fat, causing him to seek escape from his torment by immigrating to Ohio? Was the relentless mocking that he faced what lay the groundwork for the disturbed mental state that allowed him to later fall into religious psychosis and become the elephant man? Was his inability to woo Sydney not because he was a weird emotionally manipulative stalker who wanted to lay him down eternally on a pyre for worship, but in fact because of this lack of proper posterior?

Hypothetically, if someone were to be working on some fanart and was really dedicated to this bit how fat of an ass is moderately fat? Asking for a friend.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again:

The hardest part of creating a pre-canon design of a character that undergoes a dramatic shift in how they’re perceived by the time the story starts is that with a few exceptions, they need to look like they could still feasibly be the same person.

Things like facial features and face shape need to remain consistent. And if the character has a drastically different vibe pre-canon, that is an incredibly difficult thing to do, because when imagining them your brain is naturally inclined to base facial features off of personality, and the design needs to be able to work for both versions of the character, if a character has a rounder, more curved/hooked nose when they’re loose and relaxed they need to still have that rounded nose when they’re high strung and uptight.

Facial features don’t typically change with one’s personality.

The traumatized burnt out former gifted kid stoner has to have the same face as the head of the Magnus institute London.

The face of the stressed but hardworking nurse with mental health issues is the same one that becomes the elephant man.

The cruel and ruthless ruler of carcosa bears the same cloak as the kindhearted aspiring mystery author that believes in humanity.

The appearance of a character shifts, but it is still the same base.

All this is to say is I have a new favourite blorbo to add to the collection so get ready for an influx of camp here and there content coming hard and fast

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Jedidiah A.A. Martin discovered studio c when he was like 14 and thought it was the funniest shit ever and still does to this day

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I can’t message you unless you follow me due to your settings but I do wanna talk to you about SydLijah I always want new people!

Consider it done

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Some more trivia from the camp here and there wiki

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Was drawing Jedidiah for the first time and I tried so hard to imagine what he looks like but he’s so bland a person that I physically couldn’t so I go to the chnt wiki to look at his cannon description and the first thing that comes up is the cannon illustration of him and I laugh at his giant fucking sideburns and then I’m reading his description and laughing about how objectively stupid he looks with his little wire frame glasses and buttoned shirts and sweater vests and messy hair as I mock him for his average ass height. In my wire frame glasses and buttoned shirt and sweater vest with my bed head. And I only noticed this when I realized we’re the same height, and I slowly came to the horrible realization that if someone were to put me in a lab coat and glue some massive fucking sideburns and a stubble on my face I fit his exact canon description

I’m crying it’s not even funny I wanna make fun of his appearance so bad but it’s like the pot calling the kettle black final boss bro fuck my stupid chud life and to prove how bad it is I’m gonna tag some friends who know what I look like irl who have never listened to this show and provide the exact excerpts that made me realize exactly how cooked I was

@ihavenoconsistentinterests and @vowel-baffle

Scale of 1-10 how screwed am I bc this guy sucks

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John Doe heard about your body my temple by will wood and took it way too literally

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Is this something

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I feel like it'd be really funny if John has no idea what an elephant looks like. He's been saying "eat the elephant" every other episode, I want him to actually see one and be like HOLY SHIT ORTHUR THIS IS AN ELEPHANT?? WE CAN'T EAT THIS!!

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Because my last low-quality malevolent comic was so well received it has really inspired to start a new project, and since I’ve been wanting to do more malevolent art anyway I’ve been toying with the idea of making a series of malevolent comics that basically revolve around what each nyarlathotep was doing like ten minutes before Kayne killed them; basically just a bunch of crackfics in comic form.

However there is one catch to this. Because I don’t have the time or bandwidth to make a bunch of fully rendered panels for several comics, it would mean that all of these comics would be pretty low quality, just rough sketches for each panel.

I’m on the fence about how much people would like this, so I’ve decided to ask you all

Would you still want this project if it was all lower quality illustrations?

Yeah! Who needs rendering anyway?

No I prefer fully rendered art

Voting ended onMay 31

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Malevolent AU where everything is exactly the same, but Kayne is trying to get a grill

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Low key gonna draw this later

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Thank you for standing by my family. I know I keep asking, but your donations are what keeps us alive, especially after the recent bombing that injured us all.

Our sole focus now is saving my brother Samer. Getting his vital medications and evacuating him for treatment is our only hope.

Please share our story and urge others to donate.

@hazemsuhail

Right now I myself cannot donate however anybody who can please do. Free Palestine.

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Brat summer? Nah man I’m doing witherburn summer me and all my boys straight doin that witherburn summer ha ha lol

WITHERBURN AFTER SCHOOL NEWS PLEEEAAAASSEE COME BACK PLEASE I NEED TO DO THAT WITHERBURN SUMMER PLEEEAAASE I NEED THIS COME BACK TO US @witherburn-after-school-news

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Updates! I graduated! Other than that I had some issues with getting certain voice actors so that made my hiatus longer than anticipated. I no longer work 2 jobs + college so once we get rocking and rolling with episode releases I’m expecting little to no set backs! Wahoo!

We also have a producer now! Which will help make our episodes bigger and better!

It’s all good things after this Hiatus and I promise this season will be worth the wait!

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WITHERBURN SUMMER IS BACK ON BABY🔥🔥🦅🦅🦅

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Brat summer? Nah man I’m doing witherburn summer me and all my boys straight doin that witherburn summer ha ha lol

WITHERBURN AFTER SCHOOL NEWS PLEEEAAAASSEE COME BACK PLEASE I NEED TO DO THAT WITHERBURN SUMMER PLEEEAAASE I NEED THIS COME BACK TO US @witherburn-after-school-news