[ellysmallwood-deactivated201909]

Bedroom

[tkyle]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Knowing you sleep 8 hours a day or you spend 1/3 of your life sleeping sounds perfectly normal. But, if you tell me I’m asleep 4 months out of every year, it sounds insane.

[just-shower-thoughts]

I wonder if there are aliens looking for other life, but earth is so inhospitable to them that they think there’s no way anything could survive here.

[numili]

[paletages]

Pale Blog

[ashleybrokeaw-deactivated201312]

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Pale Blog

[yourpale]

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Pale Blog

[astrologycity]

the signs as types of tired

sleepy tired: pisces, gemini drained tired: sagittarius, aries done with life tired: taurus, virgo i dont want to fucking interact with anyone tired: capricorn, aquarius im sad tired: scorpio, cancer im very passive aggressive and just waiting until you realise what you’ve done wrong tired: LIBRA, leo

[cancerianfactsdaily]

you know you deserve better

[out-in-the-open]

The thing is, once supernatural is over, I am never going to be able to find a TV show that has a relationship that is going to mean as much as Sam and Dean’s. Like nothing is ever going to measure up to that. I don’t know what to do with that knowledge.

[qqqqqqqqqwe-deactivated20170301]

people have so much time on their hands bye?

[rocketzodiac]

the signs as people i’ve met

Aries - you let your past haunt you - you either sit on the front or the back row - you act very formal but you shittalk nonsense with your friends - you’re a heavy wine drinker - you are afraid of being a coward and will reck your own comfort zone from time to time just for the heck of it Taurus - you have a signature handwriting - you raise your voice when you complain - you’re always home except you’re never home - your parents have no idea how to deal with you - you’re smarter than you think Gemini - you’ve got a thing for the right lighting - you cant use sarcasm properly - sometimes you just glitch - you’ll rant about your own day for hours, sometimes just wont stfu - you practically raised yourself, you take little help from others Cancer - you use the same mug for everything - you make people feel important - you’re not afraid of shitposts - you’ve got the sweetest dance moves - you have a lot to take in Leo - you somehow manage to always be chic, your look is always on point - you have lowkey (maybe highkey) interests you keep as secrets - you’re a queen and you treat your best friends like royalty - you are generous without ever forgetting your values - you have so many doubts like omg it’s okayy drink up your evian 

Virgo - you know all the lyrics to whatever song is playing - you want to be mysterious but you blurt out your entire life to strangers - you love a little drama - you’re always forgetting simple words - you take a lot of pretty selfies Libra - you always share your food - you never leave the house without forgetting at least 3 important things - hands in essays way before the deadline or at the last minute, keeping up the quality either way - best acquaintance of the debate team - witty and unique sense of humor, will always laugh at cute things Scorpio - you’re always breaking your own heart - you never finish your food - you give 100 hugs a day - fastest, on the spot silly jokes - you have a sixth sense for recognizing sucky parties Sagittarius - teachers usually dislike you - you have pictures, magazine scraps and random images hanging on your bedroom walls - you’re not ashamed to eat plain mayo straight from the jar in public - you have pretty socks - you should probably wash your hair more often Capricorn - you always remember all of the supporting characters’ names in every fckin movie u watch - only the greatest kisser EVER - you’re lowkey pissed 24/7 - your cranky old man potential is off limits - you’re constantly making a lot of phone calls Aquarius - you get more than you give - you make weird/cute animal noises - you + alcohol: a love story - either were or still is a big nerd - best date to take to school dance, super chill in social events Pisces - you’re always having a cold - you’re a heavy sleeper - you like lemon ice cream w/ caramel syrup way too much - stubborn to the bone - 2 years from now you will be unrecognizable

[sassenach-kiss]

disadvantages of having thick hair

your head is always 100000 degrees

shedding everywhere

snapping thin combs

spend $100 on dye if you want to color it

hair is still wet 2 years after you showered

styling your hair takes longer than growing it

advantages of having thick hair

????

[shoopsi]

advantages: the hairdresser goes “woooow sooo much hair”

[thelonelybrilliance]

When you hear a new song on the radio and you’re desperately trying to pick a notable phrase so you can google it later

[imaginarycircus]

Gather round, kids. Let me tell you a story from ye olden days because I am tumblr elderly. I used to DJ for a radio station. I played records and CDs and we had station IDs from bands on 8 track cartes. People would call me asking what songs were–but they had to mumble, sing, or play the song on an instrument. I had someone call me to ask what Smells Like Teen Spirit was when it was a single. They played it on an accordion. I forgot about it until a moment ago when I saw this post.

[therothwoman]

They played it on an accordion

[aestheticacadema]

[paletages]

This blog will make you feel calm

[today-ifuckedup]

Today, I fucked up... by not knowing my own name until I was ten

My name is Samuel, but until I was about 10 I didn’t realise this. Everyone had called me Sam all my life and that’s how I had learned to write my name. One day in primary school I was looking at the list of the class’s names in the wall (to have stickers and stuff put next too if we had done well in something) and couldn’t find my one. I did however see the name Samuel and started laughing as I had read it as if it was pronounced “Samool” and was looking around for the poor fucknuckle with that name.

Tl;dr I didn’t realise my name was Samuel instead of just Sam. Thought there was a kid in my class called Samool and felt bad for them.

[lilspirit]

me looking in the mirror: idk who this bitch is but I’ll do her makeup I guess