Sarah

[kenway]

[blxck-dahlia]

My three sources of happiness ❤️

[highreevecain-deactivated202502]

[hillary-for-president2016-blog]

I… guess I couldn’t resist?

[parrisblood]

Shut up

[jennytrout]

Who plays the ukulele?

TRICK QUESTION THEY ALL PLAY THE UKULELE 

[onegirlintheback]

I don’t know why but like I really want Clinton to be the drummer.

“They told me girls can’t be drummers. I said fuck'em.”

[surprisebitch]

Clinton - drums and vocals

Obama - vocals and guitar

Kane - bass

Bernard - keyboards

then yeah, when a ukulele has to be played, one of them will play it. they can also play the banjo

[sdawgggg]

WHAT ABOUT BIDEN

[surprisebitch]

yup

[lfdy88]

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

lets not forget this gem

[slopaganda]

cant believe we’re leaving out this

and more importantly this

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

interesting how you forgot 

and

[slopaganda]

ok but

and

[anthonybourdainpartsunknown]

hmmm and perhaps

[tumblin-monkeys]

and these ones too

[bisexualculture]

I’m not sure how you managed to forget this gem:

[blu-canary-deactivated20220609]

[blxck-dahlia]

Bubba Gump shrimp 🍤🍤

[perrfectly]

[wattpadfic-deactivated20170213]

its so funny when men hug each other and start slamming their palms against each other’s backs to keep it from bein a romantic embrace like they gotta give each other fucking scoliosis to prevent gayness

[journaling-junkie-deactivated20]

Reading at night is the best. Everyone is asleep and everything is so peaceful. All you have is you, your thoughts, and your book.

[onthelooze]

Niall and Olly discuss Married At First Sight +

[bigbardafree]

i really hate it when people use the zodiac to justify certain actions like i don’t care if you’re a virgo cindy you’re being a bitch

[mikeys-jet-black-demons-deactiv]

My beautiful boy :’)

[zendayac-news]

[the-movemnt-deactivated20170912]

[twenyonepilots]

Tyler and Josh’s Dads tonight

[doublesslightpeppa-deactivated2]

@ all my girls with round faces do not be self conscious abt ur chubby cheeks u kno whats also round????? the moon!!! and she is the most beautiful celestial being 

[writing-prompt-s]

Instead of dressing up for Halloween, People become the monster they truly are until sunrise

[worani]

Imagine yourself walking around with a face like this

[writing-prompt-s]

[djingorango]

That was EXACTLY what I was expecting.

[bullshxtvixen]

‘Would you suck Michaels dick for concert tickets?’ Bitch, i’d suck Michaels dick because it’s Michaels dick.