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rndm blg

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

beautiful women named National Alert System are trying to contact me

[basemondo]

Do not listen to the sirens

[tubi]

On Tubi, the crime dramas you love just keep going.

[prole-log]

[showerthoughtsofficial]

There’s a genetic limit on how much muscle you can put on naturally. But not one for how fat you can get.

[bmfzzld]

We literally had #Halloween an hour ago and #Hallmark trying to be cute... #SMDH #CanYouFuckingNot #GTFO https://www.instagram.com/p/BpoBhDFlFmP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=1jdc97u6cf1an

[bmfzzld]

Pretty much every DJ right this very minute. #DJProblems #BraceYourselfTributesAreComing #RIPArethaFranklin https://www.instagram.com/p/BmjZC4AlpYY/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=7rzhhe0ntkxf

[bmfzzld]

I was starting to lose hope with some of these kids this week, but Sisters On A Roll just showed the eff up! Boom! That is how you play the game! THEY'RE GOING TO SPACE CAMP!!! #DoubleDare #BlueTeam #MyGrownAssNeedsToCalmDown

[bmfzzld]

Look at her... just sitting there on her phone, checking groupon, being sad. #DoubleDare

[bmfzzld]

Am I the only one who watches Ariana Grande's "No Tears Left To Cry" video and wonders if they got a good deal on these LED lights on Amazon?

[bmfzzld]

#WhoDidThis? (at Walmart Concord - Thunder Rd)

[bmfzzld]

I'd rather bleed to death before I put any substance made by the #MyPillow guy on any of my open wounds. #NotEvenOnce #Nope #TisButAScratch

[bmfzzld]

Didn't know about the #Grammy's #EltonJohn tribute last night, but still bought #Revamp and #Restoration. Both are well worth the money.

[bmfzzld]

Bought a diffuser for my car, put a few drops of peppermint oil in it, now my car smells like the bottom of every woman's purse. #NotEssential

[bmfzzld]

#HappyRexManningDay!!!

[bmfzzld]

Let's all admit it, this guy's stache was the true star of the show #JesusChristSuperstarLive

[bmfzzld]

Alice Muthafuckin Cooper!!! #JesusChristSuperstarLive

[bmfzzld]

I need this coat in my life. I will die if I don't have this coat. Coat = Life. #JesusChristSuperstarLive #ThisFuckingCoatTho