Dating me is literally a whole lot of
- bad jokes - even worse movies - cuddling - making out - you touching my butt - loud (good) music - long text messages and a lot more bad jokes
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PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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#extradirty

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Cosmic Funnies
occasionally subtle
YOU ARE THE REASON

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Dating me is literally a whole lot of
- bad jokes - even worse movies - cuddling - making out - you touching my butt - loud (good) music - long text messages and a lot more bad jokes
communication is the foundation
Where are they going? What are they saying?
I don’t even care they just sound so beautiful
when u like the boy but ur friend is prettier so he likes her
Strange plant 🤔
Today at therapy was really hard. I was sitting here crying, and generally being miserable, when I felt a nudge at my knee. I looked down to see that Zeus, my service dog, was doing his job… and brought me a potato. it is very hard to cry with a gift of potato.
Remember this? I’m having a rough time right now. Zeus has a solution.
That would be an empty pill bottle, the *correct* pill bottle, a bottle of embossing powder, and two, TWO potatoes.
You’re worth at least 2 potato to him and that’s pretty special imo.
I would just like to remind you all that *I don’t own any potatoes* and I have no clue where he’s getting them from.
American Horror Story: Coven (2013)
Stop putting this on my dash
Lmaooooo
dont ask me about 2009