* NEGATIVE / MAN!

Sometimes I wonder if Larry Trainor died years ago and this is some fucked-up afterlife. Other times, I think I am the fucked-up afterlife. Dragging everyone into my own personal shit-storm hell. IND. PRIVATE NEGATIVE MAN / WRITTEN BY AARON / 

[bndages-a]

hehe 

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archive?? archive. 

[doompatrolnetwork]

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sexi time 

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@timeacross larry will be over here now along with cliff.

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just thought how larry cant blaze it anymore...

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thinkin how larry spent over sixty year in one house, tending to his plants and being forced to go to the annual new years party by rita and then cliff comes in and he has to actually start doin shit smh

[matt-hagen]

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everyone, dont hate me for this, but larry’s power is to nut out of his chest if you think abt it 

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matt boner 

[rob-pattinson]

MATT BOMER as Jamie Burns in USA Network’s “The Sinner” Season 3 (2020)

[malecshappiness]

Larry pruning trees in Cliff’s slot car

[yeehawlimbox2]

a little Larry

[bndages-a]

elasticwomans‌

she   huffs   in   mild   annoyance.   ❝     you   were   supposed   to   disagree   with   me,   larry!   that   was   going   to   be   my   line…     ❞  

he rubs the back of his, well, bandages. “ right, sorry, my bad. do you want to go again? say it again. i’ll respond properly. “ 

[bndages-a]

astrificare‌:

        there is a very long pause, here; of course it’s weird, but layla just figures it’s not her business, that’s all. is that really such a surprise? clearly, given his reaction, but still…there are a lot of strange things, in the world. a lot of strange people, that don’t quite fit into what is considered normal.  ❝ —you’re old? ❞

yep, uncomfortable silences. one of his many, many specialities. god, at least it doesn’t involve cliff. man is so stubborn. well, she might be stubborn, too, larry doesn’t know. better than being robot stubborn, though!  he chuckles a little, sounds weird through the bandages. “ i’ll take that as a compliment. yeah, i am. last time i checked...i was around ninety, i think. “ 

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caomhnighean‌

     ‘ I don’t think you’re trying to make me feel worse about all this but, uh. It’s working regardless. ’ 

“ if you wanted to feel better about this, you brought along the wrong bandaged-up old man. “ 

[sneakernightwing]