GILMORE GIRLS SENTENCE STARTERS : random quotes said by lane kim in the television show gilmore girls (2000-2007).
“how do you get hit by a deer?”
“i don’t know what to ask after you’ve been hit by a deer.”
“she found a website that sells tofu in bulk.”
“in my situation, i love [NAME] and [NAME] thinks that i have a decent sense of rhythm.”
“ironic, isn’t it? you having to hide stuff at my house for a change.”
“every sandwich comes with your own personal pamphlet, "dancing for the devil”; an illustrated look at the effect of dancing on your chances of spending all eternity in hell.“
"well, she just bought a new color printer. you can do a ton of stuff with it.”
“if my parents still get upset over the obscene portion size of american food, i seriously doubt i’m gonna make any inroads with eminem.”
“okay, there’s academic-minded and then there’s amish.”
“i did something really stupid tonight.”
“wow, you didn’t exaggerate.”
“don’t take it personally.”
“they’ll hate you forever. it’s just nothing personal.”
“i’m not going to be a salesperson. i want to do something cool!”
“no, see i have no money.”
“i can’t go home until you say yes. i have to rock, i have to.”
“i am so begging you, let me rock.”
“i’m hay riding with a future proctologist. i have potential.”
“the very concept of childbirth is vaguely disturbing.”
“when my cousin got pregnant she said it’s because an angel brushed its wings against her face.”
“no thanks, i’ve picked it up off the streets.”
“have you heard a word i’ve said?”
“i resent that. i’m a witty conversationalist.”
“it’s so satisfying to watch people exercise while you eat junk food.”
“eternal damnation is what i’m risking for my rock and roll.”
“if you’re going to get into classic rock: know it, don’t blow it!”
“we’ve got three stereos and no forks.”
“i’m going to the music store to look at things i can’t afford.”
“i’m going to the music store to look at things i can’t afford. coming?”
i was so panicked that i broke it.“
"i love you, but you’ve been mopey, dopey, and about 12 other melancholy dwarves for the past five weeks.”