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[teathattast]

the hunger

[devenka]

why would he eat like that

[teathattast]

the hunger

[lavilavlove-deactivated20220903]

I draw over memes part 4

[pr0blemd0g]

my 2 favorite boys ‘cause we don’t get nearly enough content for them 🥺

[pkpkpkfire]

Here’s information about sexual/romantic orientations and gender identities that I put together! I..I don’t do graphic design, so this isn’t that great. Also, I’m very sorry if I missed your orientation or identity or got some information wrong. Sources: (1)(2)(3)(4)(5)(6) Flags: (1) Top photo: (1)

[macleod]

I hope this helps some of you out!

[strawberry-kiwi-mothman-blog]

READ THIS AND THEN READ IT AGAIN

[leashykitty-chan]

THIS HELPS ME UNDERSTAND SO MUCH!!!!

[lesbianpervinca]

I’m Aporagender! I didn’t know there was an identity for what I feel!

[master-sass-blast]

Not only is this great for understanding the queer community, this could be a fantastic resource for writers looking to write queer characters. At the very least, it’d be a good reference to make sure you’re using the proper labels when writing!

[hello-im-jade]

drawing jefferson in cute outfits is my one true passion

[superloonyluna]

Flight attendant: in preparation for landing, please make sure all small items are safely secured. 

Thomas: *leans over to check Alex’s seatbelt*

Alex: fuck you

[gay-a-natior]

Trans Man Love Man Stimboard For Anon Want your own? Send me an ask

[yo-whaddup-my-bros-deactivated2]

Alexander: You’re- you’re mad at me.

Washington: I’m not mad.

Washington: I’m just disappointed.

Alexander: Oh, come on! Everyone knows that’s worse!

[theatre-artmuppet]

Page 2 

Definitely not that one, wonder what was in there…Anyways, maybe he’s in this one-

[dads-back-from-the-store]

holy shit I love the colors zhzbzhGjsghzgsY

[murmurmurena]

I have a weird sense of humor, and strange headcanons

A: One of my talents is my big mouth. I can shove in a whole fist into my mouth.

T: Oh really? Even my huge dick?

A: Even two!

T: Yeah

A: Do you respect me?

T: I do respect you

(classic russian conversation)

A: Are you offended my friend right now or what? Do you have any imagine who am I? I'm goddammit Alexander Hamilton! Come closer and I kick out all shits of you, mf!

T: Please shut the fuck up..

[murmurmurena]

The punchline is that I prefer bottom Thomas🤷🤷🤷🤷

[ninebluehearts]

John: *cleaning the house*

Alexander: *opens the door* hey, honey, I'm ho- WOAH- *trips over nothing, spills coffee everywhere, stands up but slips in the coffee*

John: you know what? I'm done. *jumps out of a window*

[ninebluehearts]

Jefferson: *comes over to the Hamilton's house for dinner*

Philip: *runs up to Jefferson* QUICK, ARE YOU MORE OF A TITS GUY OR AN ASS GUY??

Hamilton: PHILI-

Jefferson: Definitely tits

Philip: Damn right *high Fives him then leaves*

[ninebluehearts]

Hamilton: *finally sleeping*

Washington: if anyone wakes him up, they lose their jobs and their lives.

Jefferson: *holding an air horn and a camera* that's a risk I'm willing to take.

[ninebluehearts]

Alex: *talking to John* Yeah, seven inches is way too big for me

Jefferson: Yes, Hamilton, we all know that you can't take big dick

Alex: What? We were talking about Subway..?

Jefferson: *walks into Washington's office* I quit

[durch-hali]

just like harry potter, alex should really be sorted to slytherin, but eh he managed to convince the sorting hat to put him in gryffindor. Senior year came and he’s so fucking glad the sorting hat granted his request cause fuck jefferson that slytherin arrogant asshole amirite lmao

[bo-be-nice-you-idiot]

bro can we— bro I know you think it’s probably lame shit but can we talk can we take a second to talk to talk about ronnie spector. like sis carried a damn girl group on her back. and bro listen bro she escaped an abusive relationship fucken BAREFOOT. fuc listen bro she HER SHOES were TAKEN and there were GUARD DOGS N SHIT,, GUARDING the got dam HOUSE ., and her ex husband even threatened to HIRE A HITMAN DURING THEIR COURT HEARING. like BRO,, LISTEN and sshe Ashe SHE LEFT THAT LIFE BEHIND AND and GOT INTO A STABLE RELATIONSHIP and BRO SHE had CHILDREN AAND KEPT HER CAREER UP!! LIKE SHE KEPT HER CAREER UP AFTER SHE LEFT PHIL SPECTOR and B z EVEN THOUGH. SHE DENIED ALL FUTURE EARNINGS FROM HER OLD BANDS AND SONGS WITH PHIL,, BC PHIL THREATENED 2 K ILL HER !!!!!!!!!!!!! (AND HER BIGGEST BAMD , THE RONNETTES WAS SIGNED BY PHIL N SHIT SO SHE HAD 2 LEAVE) SHE KEPT HER CAREER UP ASND GOT A STABLE!!! RELATIONSHIP N LIFE!!!!? likke DUDE.

and the BULLSHIT IS the BULLSHIT IS that PHIL SPECTOR IS LIKE HARDLY EVEN KNNOWN FOR DOIN THAT SHIT,.,?!!!! Ln lIKE THERE ARE MORE PEOPLE WHO KNOW WHO PHIL SPECTOR IS BC OF HIS MUSIC N SHIT THAN PEOPLE W w WHO KNOW WHAT HE DID TO RONNIE .!!!!!.;! it is HARDLY TALKED ABOUT . WHAT THE FUCK GUYS THAT IS LAME SHIT GUYS. but ronnie is still SO HAPPY and sshe SHES STILL ALIVE AND DOIN GREAT!!!!!! AND THERES EVEN A SONG BASED on THE RRELATIONSHIP and it’s really GOOD andndn YEAH YOU SHOULD hear IT and RONNIE

And PHIL AND RONNIE are on the BBAND COVER LO ok!!!

I LOVE ROAR!!!!!1!/!2!!a

nd aND THE REASON ITS called christamams kids is BC PHIL LITERALLY TRIED 2 GIVE HER!!!! KM CHILDREN TO STAY!! LIKE HE KEPT FUCKEN GIFTIN HER CHILDRN ON CHRISTMAS AND SHIt AND HE WAS LIKE

“ooooh well this sure fuckning will make my wife stay in this disastrous relationship” but NO Ronnie was like “PHIL THAT IS PUSSY SHIT” and LEFT anndb it’s YEAH

SSNH