The Board

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< New Hotline who dis >

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< Director this Director that >

< When was the last time you directed yourself outside this House >

[annachibi]

had to stop what I was doing and make this

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< Mordecai and Rigby remove the hiss infestation or you're Fired/Fired/Exterminated >

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< I forgot I had this Blog/Hotline >

< Control now 90% off on steam sale >

< Recommend/Pester your friends to buy it >

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< The Oldest Mouse >

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< Our pyramid is Itchy/Irritation/Hissed >

<Service Weapon new form: Relief >

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Good evening, board. I keep finding your hotlines in random places nearby to me, in spite of never wanting to contact you, so...

[hideous shrieking which takes the form of a memetic hazard]

< That's no way for a director to Conduct/Behave/Obey themself >

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< Mind your own business >

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She Alter on my Item till I AWE

< Extremely loud incorrect Buzzer/X-Ray Light Box >

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< That poster is coming out of your pay >

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< Bro got fired and turned into a big worm 😂/💀/🥀 >

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I got an object of power for you: deez

< Urgent/Time Sensitive/World Ending Threat >

< You must Hold/Contain/Grab On To deez >

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< Going to the store dimension do you need anything >

[cauldron-lake-tourism-board]

can you get me information about what the FBC was doing at cauldron lake you government fuck?

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< Who gave you this Number/Hotline >

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< We do a little Controllin' >

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< Diwector :3 ur so Cute lol >