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[boardythesmartboard]

boardy the smart board roleplay blog

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this is not a serious blog At All! ...but we'll see! :)

Boardy

[boardythesmartboard]

"Hey! Where's Boardy been? Oh, I've just been floating in an incomprehensible void ever since the game I'm from stopped being updated. Repeating the same dialogue, hearing the same questions over and over again thousands of times... you know how it is! Haha!"

[thebananwithaplan]

"...Do fruits talk in this dimension? 'Cause I don't wanna freak anybody out-"

Normally he'd give his hypothetical two cents instantly, but this was the first non-board shaped Boardy he's seen so far-

[boardythesmartboard]

"...No. But it's fine. Because, like, you're the little banana guy in the logo, and I'm probably having a really weird dream again, which is actually normal for me. Sometimes my boss's ponytail turns into a real banana and starts talking to me— in my dreams. This— this isn't so bad. Y-You're not attached to his hair, or anything, so it's all good!"

"...o-or... maybe I'm really, really tired, and you're just the guy in the mascot suit, and my brain thinks that you're a real banana that's talking to me. If that's you, Michael, I'm really sorry."

[boardythesmartboard]

"I'm supposed to be Boardy the SMART Board™... but some days, I feel more like Boardy the Dumb Board. ...that one's— not trademarked."

[boardythesmartboard]

"I think I just got summoned here by extraneous forces! Haha! Which is... which is pretty normal. For me. Getting summoned by extraneous forces."

[boardythesmartboard]

"I love events that serve the sole purpose of being key-jingling cash grabs!"

[boardythesmartboard]

"Hey! I'm quitting! Right now!"

[thebananwithaplan]

"...Probably for the best that you go back to your vacation." Hey. Hey Boardy. No, everything is fiiiine. There isn't an absolute hypothetical fire going on rn-

[boardythesmartboard]

"I was never on vacation! I have no idea what you're talking about! Vacations are for quitters, and I'm not a quitter! Haha!" He's shaking a little. He just... does that. Out of happiness. Yeah.

[boardythesmartboard]

Hey, Boardy! What are your views on Announcer? Like, do you like, dislike, love?

Just throwing love out there because I mean it'd an opinion. Totally don't ship it what

"Uh... he's alright, I guess. I mean— he's great! He's got so much enthusiasm for his job. Which is great."

"Also, I heard that. I mean— wait, what? Who said that? That was weird."

[boardythesmartboard]

"Coming back to life for a singular second just to participate in a short-lived trend! That's me!"

[boardythesmartboard]

Are you the head of the Board of Edutainment?

"Um... that's a weird question, because... well, I guess you could say that. But I am the Board of Edutainment, so..."

[boardythesmartboard]

here. Have some boardy. I love you

[boardythesmartboard]

"Wow! Okay! I guess I AM in the new game, but only as a spirit trapped inside a television! That's... great!"

[boardythesmartboard]

I didn't ever think i'd have to make a post like this but uh. Please don't go overboard with sending messages about how you hate boardy! Like, I get that a lot of people don't like him and think he's annoying but there's a line you shouldn't cross, here. Please think before you send something like that. There's a real person with thoughts and feelings running this blog and being that intense about it is going to make me uncomfortable and upset. Thanks.

[thebananwithaplan]

. "....Well, it IS in Way Too Early Access. Anything can change at this point."

[boardythesmartboard]

"Says the guy who framed me for arson???"

[boardythesmartboard]

Does this mean you're on the run now?

"No? I don't— I don't know why that's a thing, now? I've literally never committed a crime in my life. Is this, like— some really, really weird joke? Because I— I really don't know. I thought my boss liked me, but I guess he... framed me for arson, now?"

[boardythesmartboard]

"...they put me in the game to frame me for arson?"