Mar 19, 2025
❝ Huh. Well played! ❞
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❝ Huh. Well played! ❞
@thebananwithaplan
The bunker was somehow already a wreck. Half of the TV monitors had been dismantled, as well as the large TV in the middle of the (once again, surprisingly spacious) room. VHS player and radio parts were also scattered about. In the corner, sat a volleyball surrounded by candles and rose petals, Peppino's face painted onto it in red marker.
Standing before the Banana was none other than Pizzahead himself, currently flipping burgers at a small portable charcoal grill. He turned toward the other, giving a knowing nod.
Horrors of the current event be damned, this man could work a grill!
"...Seems things got WAY WORSE than I thought, huh?"
A pensive tapping of his chin as he used the other hand to continue flipping the burgers.
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuull disclosure there, he was NOT meant to be this strong. ...Ooooooooooor be let out, for that matter. But, WOULDN'T YA KNOW IT, my DNA is waaaaay more 'erratic' than expected! Or at least, that's what the labcoats told me!"
👁👄👁
Send 👁👄👁 for a shit post edit of your fucking muse!
You have a new friend :^)
...Would weighing in on the current conversation be against his contract with [massive global entertainment conglomerate]?
WHY DID YOU LIKE THAT POST.
@thebananwithaplan cont from here!
" Hehehe! Why, disappointed? No, no! Not disappointed! I'm just ... fascinated by ya' is all! Your ' buy this and that ' approach to things is just ... well ... it's quite hilarious! "
The rodent just seems to be snickering to itself now, finding some sort of joy from poking fun at the banana's capitalist side. It was as if the idea of consumerism was absurd to the mouse, to the point where they just had to laugh in the face of it.
" I mean, why would anyone give ya' ' paper ' for this junk? But, hey, seems to be workin' for ya', somehow! It just gives me the giggle fits, 's all! "
@thebananwithaplan || worst. liar. ever.
Yeah, figured his genius misdirection wouldn't work. He pressed his two fingers together as he stared at the ground. Boys can like other boys and girls can like other girls... Seemed he was carefully considering these words.
He snapped to attention.
[ Noooooooooooooooooo! Just... curious! ] He checked over his shoulders and shuffled in. [ But I maaaaay have called ... Gold ... gross ... because I didn't want him ... taking a girl ... to get ... ice cream??? ]
. . .
[ Because I like girls and only girls. ]
. . .
[ Romance gross. ]
Nailed it.
((Probably not what anyone meant when they said he got turned into a banana but this image wouldn't go away from my head anyways lol.))
You did God's work, and this looks amazing omfg