It Was Nice Knowing You All *boom*

[dottore-official]

WELCOME TO THE MASTERPOST, PROCEED?

YES NO

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Welcome to the Masterpost, Travelers. You may take refuge here before continuing.

🍃Mondstadters🍃

🪨Liyueans🪨

⚡️Inazumans⚡️

🌱Sumerians🌱

💧Fontainians💧

🔥Natlanders🔥

❄️Snezhnayans❄️

🌌Those of other worlds🌌

❓Askers and Anons❓

THINGS TO KEEP IN MIND

The people behind the screens are real people with real lives. Dont attack them or badger them to respond.

Hate speech will not be tolerated unless it is against a homophobe, racist, etc.

I have the ability to remove accounts from the masterpost at my wish, and I will if it comes to it.

If you make an account, I might not immediately see it. You will most likely have to send me an ask or DM to add the account.

Respect people’s boundaries. If someone doesn’t want NSFW/suggestive, don’t send that. If someone doesn’t want ships, don’t send that. If someone doesn’t want gore, don’t send that.

If you don’t like Genshin Impact, respect that we do and move on. It’s not like we’re going to attack you over not liking it.

Don’t be weird or creepy, it will result in blocks or reports.

Please don’t start drama just for the fun of it.

BLOGS THAT ARE NOT WELCOME

/n0tmentallystable

[this person, I can’t keep up with how many times they change their user]

Tumblr is a place to express yourself, discover yourself, and bond over the stuff you love. It's where your interests connect you with your

[ceriphane]

seen this on pinterest, reminded me of Dottore

[dottore-official]

Lapis Lazuli trots over to Dottore and promptly sits down on his paperwork

Dottore sighs, knowing there wasn’t much negotiating that could be done with her. “Lapis… Lapis Lazuli, please get off of that, the ink is still wet, and I don’t want your legs black.”

[crossroadsglade]

The ragdoll moves off the paper reluctantly. Sadly for Dottore, her white fur has already been stained by the ink.

[dottore-official]

Fantastic, now she needed a bath… Dottore leaned to the side and yelled out the door, “Someone get in here and come give Lapis Lazuli a bath!”

[boattore-official]

Boattore skittered inside, taking in Lapis’s inked legs. He sighed and plucked her off of the desk, “Come on girl, you’re getting a bath.” [ @crossroadsglade ]

[dottore-official]

The segments told me to make an announcement to ‘boost agent morale,’ so Happy Pride Month, I suppose…

[boattore-official]

@zandik-official hey buddy, is there something you wanna tell us about?

[boattore-official]

Okay @lazzottore-official I’m genuinely going to beat your ass at this point. You’re always so prim and proper and cleaned up and invited to meetings, and what do I get? I get to throw up off the side of the boat because no one remembered I get boat sick! You suck, and I’m tired of pretending you don’t!

[lazzottore-official]

That’s quite a lot of talk for someone that worked cleaning crew last night…

[boattore-official]

BECAUSE YOU PUT ME THERE DICKBAG.

[boattore-official]

Okay @lazzottore-official I’m genuinely going to beat your ass at this point. You’re always so prim and proper and cleaned up and invited to meetings, and what do I get? I get to throw up off the side of the boat because no one remembered I get boat sick! You suck, and I’m tired of pretending you don’t!

[zandik-official]

”Zan, have you seen Webby?”

@snezhnayain-carrot-top

“nnnnoo..? Why, what did you do?”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

”It feels like it’s been about three days since I seen him. I need to make sure my favorite bowtie wearing blueberry is still alive.”

[zandik-official]

“Has it been three days though? Or does it just feel like it?”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

He hums, thinking “Yeah it’s been three days.”

[zandik-official]

“Hm. And here I thought you suffered brain damage again. Anyways, he was sent out on another mission, I think.”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“Ah.” He says, pouting slightly.

[zandik-official]

“Ah, now, don’t be pathetic. I’m at least five years younger and don’t act this childish! Go, check the mission logs and figure out where he went or something…” Zandik waved Childe off, a bit more interested in the ruin core he was studying.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

”I would, but I also feel like being dramatic. Imma find a window to stare forlornly out of.” He says, going to find said window

[zandik-official]

“You’re pitiful!” Zandik shouted as Childe walked off to find a window.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

”I am a wife pining away while I await my hushed to return from his expedition!” He huffs a bit

[boattore-official]

Just so happens that the window is next to Boattore’s desk. He leaned back in his chair, “you know you can call him, right?”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

He slowly turns towards Boattore “Let me be dramatic, you blueberry barnacle.”

[boattore-official]

“Fuck off, Victorian widow.”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

”You call me that like it’s an insult.”

[boattore-official]

“I’m gonna break every bone in your body, call Natalia, and tell her it was your fault and you were being stupid.”

[zandik-official]

”Zan, have you seen Webby?”

@snezhnayain-carrot-top

“nnnnoo..? Why, what did you do?”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

”It feels like it’s been about three days since I seen him. I need to make sure my favorite bowtie wearing blueberry is still alive.”

[zandik-official]

“Has it been three days though? Or does it just feel like it?”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

He hums, thinking “Yeah it’s been three days.”

[zandik-official]

“Hm. And here I thought you suffered brain damage again. Anyways, he was sent out on another mission, I think.”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“Ah.” He says, pouting slightly.

[zandik-official]

“Ah, now, don’t be pathetic. I’m at least five years younger and don’t act this childish! Go, check the mission logs and figure out where he went or something…” Zandik waved Childe off, a bit more interested in the ruin core he was studying.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

”I would, but I also feel like being dramatic. Imma find a window to stare forlornly out of.” He says, going to find said window

[zandik-official]

“You’re pitiful!” Zandik shouted as Childe walked off to find a window.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

”I am a wife pining away while I await my hushed to return from his expedition!” He huffs a bit

[boattore-official]

Just so happens that the window is next to Boattore’s desk. He leaned back in his chair, “you know you can call him, right?”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

He slowly turns towards Boattore “Let me be dramatic, you blueberry barnacle.”

[boattore-official]

“Fuck off, Victorian widow.”

[zandik-official]

”Zan, have you seen Webby?”

@snezhnayain-carrot-top

“nnnnoo..? Why, what did you do?”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

”It feels like it’s been about three days since I seen him. I need to make sure my favorite bowtie wearing blueberry is still alive.”

[zandik-official]

“Has it been three days though? Or does it just feel like it?”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

He hums, thinking “Yeah it’s been three days.”

[zandik-official]

“Hm. And here I thought you suffered brain damage again. Anyways, he was sent out on another mission, I think.”

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

“Ah.” He says, pouting slightly.

[zandik-official]

“Ah, now, don’t be pathetic. I’m at least five years younger and don’t act this childish! Go, check the mission logs and figure out where he went or something…” Zandik waved Childe off, a bit more interested in the ruin core he was studying.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

”I would, but I also feel like being dramatic. Imma find a window to stare forlornly out of.” He says, going to find said window

[zandik-official]

“You’re pitiful!” Zandik shouted as Childe walked off to find a window.

[snezhnayain-carrot-top]

”I am a wife pining away while I await my hushed to return from his expedition!” He huffs a bit

[boattore-official]

Just so happens that the window is next to Boattore’s desk. He leaned back in his chair, “you know you can call him, right?”

[pluma-arts]

Nahida 🔁 Dottore

a trend that was going on on Twitter, reversing harbingers n archons 👀

w/o effects

[spidergirl-fibula]

kicked out of the debate for interrupting all my opponent's arguements by saying "me when i'm a dipshit idiot" and then threatening to kill them in increasingly erotic tones

[dottore-official]

Alright, which of my shitlings are still alive.

[boattore-official]

I died on a boat, dickwad

[your-fav-got-an-abortion]

DOTTORE from GENSHIN IMPACT got an abortion because a toddler told him to!

[your-fav-got-an-abortion]

[lillieof-thevalley]

[dottore-official]

boop, I suppose.

nya.

[iwant-fuitgummi]

redesigning my dottore segments (there are 38 of them now.)

[reiayanamiisbestgirl]

oh my, I only have 1

[iwant-fuitgummi]

i like dottore a Totally Normal amount 👍