Time Sewers, Helicopters And Me, Good Ol' Bobsy

Reporter on HHTV News, authors of classics such as Bob's Big Book of Interesting Facts and winner of the silver at the 1981 Three County Domino Championships, which, of course, proves that I am better than Leonardo Da Vinci. Messages, badgers and submissions are all appreciated. Except maybe not badgers.

[bob-hale]

Merry X-Mas~ Have some gingerbread~ (Sorry that I don't have a helicopter XD)

Those look so adorable. I think I'll feel a bit bad about eating them, honestly. But thank you, all the same!

[bob-hale]

Merry Christmas from Oliver and I :)

please appreciate this oliver said it was expensive

Words fail me. I...where once there were words, there are now amazing t-shirts.

How many different ways are there to say thank you, I wonder?

[bob-hale]

Dear Bob 

I remember you said you liked helicopters and I had to look them up I wanted to give you a toy one from the future but daddy said no so I had to get a family friend to build a cardboard one I helped though marry Christmas.

From

Batcha the Lord of the manors son.

Now this is a Christmas present! I'm very impressed by your family friend. Not sure I want to marry Christmas, though.

[bob-hale]

Marry Christmas 

Sincerely 

Isaac Newton

Ooh, this looks thrilling. Can't wait to find out what happens at the end.

[bob-hale]

Dear Bob 

Marry Christmas, I bought you this knife for you may protect yourself.

From a God 

Emperor Caligula

[bob-hale]

Wow, I’m…grateful for this, thank you. I think. Don’t know how well I can use a knife to protect me from myself, which is usually what ends up damaging me.

Anyway, Winchester knife, all part of the family business.

[go-emperor-caligula-of-rome-hh]

Don’t be silly Bob, I meant to protect yourself from other people trying to kill you unless it’s me then allow me to kill you but don’t worry that’s not going to happen.

[bob-hale]

I don’t have people trying to kill me often. But I’ll remember that if you ever come and attack me.

[bob-hale]

Dear Bob 

Marry Christmas, I bought you this knife for you may protect yourself.

From a God 

Emperor Caligula

Wow, I'm...grateful for this, thank you. I think. Don't know how well I can use a knife to protect me from myself, which is usually what ends up damaging me.

Anyway, Winchester knife, all part of the family business.

[thebritishteapot]

My first word was “helicopter”. They were the biggest things in the sky.

Interview to Benedict Cumberbatch for GQ January 2014

this is so Martin Crieff

(via bennycumbs)

wtf was Daddy too good for you

(via whybenedict)

[bob-hale]

I masturbate to Bob Hale for too long.

Bob Hale is disturbed and a little confused at the use of the third person.

[bob-hale]

How many times have you been almost mortally wounded Bobsy omfg

Ohhh, it's only been about 5 times...

...

This month

[henrytheplonker-deactivated2019]

i just want a bob hale outtake reel. is that really too much to ask?

[bob-hale]

[bob-hale]

Still too lazy well not that lazy I tried to log in my but something or someone changed my password anyway thanks and yeah kind of nothing has been happening in the RP so I got kind of bored-mypage4sure

((Ooh, shame about the password. Hope that doesn't happen again.

Yeah, it is slowing down, but I'm going to college, so... don't have as much time to keep it going.))

[bob-hale]

Okay NVM forgot of any OC I made that are you know connected like in the past your characters explect maybe historicals sense fact but anyway-mypage4sure

((Oh, was this decision due to anything happening recently? You haven't sent any messages in a while.

I don't really mind. It kind of depends on the type of OC, I guess. Whether or not it's realistic in the terms of the RP, or whether it corresponds to my ideas for things like his family, anything else is fine.

Don't think that I don't like you sending messages and getting involved. I do! <3 It's really nice of you to interact with characters so much.))

[archeryanimaldesigns-deactivate]

jumping out of helicopters is dangerous 

you know they say 1 in 5 people dont even make it to the ground

what do you mean they dont make it to the ground

where do they go

[bob-hale]

We don't have anyone who's fought in the Crimean war on here, do we?

Good thing, too. Wouldn't want them to Cry-me-a river.

[seattle-gadgets-deactivated2013]

Commercials that never made it to air - Mock the Week - Series 12 Episode 8 - BBC Two (by BBC)

[bob-hale]

((Well I did kind of wonder if you would have your own courtiers and such people attending but then I don’t know. Never mind the ‘fairly unattended’ bit then))

Wait a second, is that a caveman over there? Bringing me back to the days I went through the Time Sewers doing reports… They stopped letting me when I tried to fix history to make me supreme ruler of the world…

[firstqueenliz]

..I see. One can only imagine the complications with having a single person try to rule the entire world. Perhaps that was for the best.

[bob-hale]

Yes, the fall of the Roman empire and the British empire probably show that fairly well.

...But then again, it is me. I got the stone age people to worship me perfectly well.