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graciieroy:
“ it kinda, totally is. i’m just saying that it makes me kinda glad that i didn’t have to go through that, because i graduated early. — what kinda dreams are you dreaming?? ”
“oh, right. why did you graduate early? i mean that's awesome because high school still sucked balls for the most part but you probably missed out on a lot of cool stuff, like the showers and prom!”
earthqvakegirl:
“ i’ll believe it when i meet a blond that has good tastebuds. they’re literally so healthy. unless you’re like, a bird. then it’s deadly, apparently. stop getting off track. this is a serious discussion. — bobby drake, you are a sad story and you need some good as guacamole, and mexican food. ”
“you haven’t met that many blood people, you shield agents are all black-haired and emo looking. that fitz guy looks like the poster child for depression. do you think it’d be deadly to angel? i shall feed him avocado as an experiment. dude, you can shove a taco down my throat any day but no guacamole, that's where i draw the line.”
wingedwarrcn:
“You wish. Hate to break it to you, but you’re not first on my list of heroes I want to shower with. It’s a bonding idea I might be able to get behind though.”
“You shatter my ice cold heart, Mr. Worthington the third. Who's above me? Is it Hank? Are you a furry? It’s the greatest idea to ever been had. ”
momstique:
“bobby, that is so not a good idea right now.”
“i think it’s a great idea. there'd be a shower truce like at that one rock in the jungle book."
jackpowcr:
“maybe i should just call you yoda from now on. but the classic snowman is boring. you need to make it your own. oh please, i can work wonders with twizzlers.”
“dude, if you did, that’d be a dream come true. you're not ready to make it your own yet. you don't learn to bake by making crazy cakes, you gotta start simple-- the same applies for snowman building. i’ll get twizzlers but i’m just gonna eat them in front of you.”
regnilsbew:
“That’s a very specific thing to want…” Peter chuckled awkwardly, crossing his arms. “I always found the concept of school showers creepy. Always avoided them. But, at least they hold a place in someones heart.”
"There's nothing creepy about a bunch of guys wet and naked together, that’s the American dream right there. How did you avoid them? Did you go home all sweaty and gross?”
graciieroy:
“ and suddenly i’m glad i went to a smaller school, graduated earlier with two friends on my contacts, and made it to new york. — i bid you good luck. don’t let your dreams be dreams and all that good stuff. ”
“that sounds unrelated to the matter at hand. most of my dreams will be dreams because they're not achievable-- unless you're here to tell me hogwarts is a real place.”
earthqvakegirl:
“ you blonds and your tastebuds. it’s CHIPOTLE, bobby. everyone loves chipotle!! i once saw a toddler eating chipotle guac and chips. ”
“excuse me, we blonds have great tastebuds. i don't care what it is, it has avocados in it and it shouldn't exist. if the bad guys didn't keep us so busy, i'd be out there destroying every avocado tree-- wait, do avocados grow on trees? well, it doesn't matter, i'd be destroying every avocado out there and you'd be helping me like the good friend you are. and toddlers will eat anything their parents feed them, that’s hardly a good argument.”
wingedwarrcn:
“This your way of asking me to get naked for you, Bobbie?”
“Close. It’s my way of saying we should shower together. Did it work?”
akaiikamii:
“Uh…are y’gonna have seperate bathrooms at least? Like I know I’m not a hero but seriously you gotta consider these things man.”
“I guess-- I don’t know, I haven’t thought this through yet. You could help me plan it after I win the lottery.”
shadowsofia:
“I’m sure you can think of a way. Might not be the kind of bonding you were after. Ah. No Hydra or anything, right? What about the conflict between Avengers and X-men?”
“My innocent brain cannot think of any ways to misuse a communal shower. Definitely no, we can't let Cap shower with Hydra people. And there’s no conflic between us once we’re all naked and wet.”
shadowsofia:
“I’m sure you can think of a way. Might not be the kind of bonding you were after. Ah. No Hydra or anything, right? What about the conflict between Avengers and X-men?”
“My innocent brain cannot think of any ways to misuse a communal shower. Definitely no, we can't let Cap shower with Hydra people. And there’s no conflic between us once we’re all naked and wet.”
shadowsofia:
“I’m sure you can think of a way. Might not be the kind of bonding you were after. Ah. No Hydra or anything, right? What about the conflict between Avengers and X-men?”
“My innocent brain cannot think of any ways to misuse a communal shower. Definitely no, we can't let Cap shower with Hydra people. And there’s no conflic between us once we’re all naked and wet.”
shadowsofia:v
“Communal showers for superheroes? I feel like that would be misused pretty quickly. Also, how would you regulate that? How do you decide who’s a superhero?”
“How would people misuse showers? There’d be credentials and stuff so civilians wouldn't get in. Plus, it'd have to be a safe location or supervillains would hit us when we're most vulnerable.”
pryderasputina:
“—-”
“don’t judge, it’d be fun. and most of you smell terrible after missions.”
wetmj:
“ can i join if i’m not technically a superhero —- i mean, by affiliation i should be allowed in. ”
"are you kidding me? hell yeah, you’re allowed. it wouldn't be fun to drop my soap in front of thor without you there to watch me do it."
“you know what i really miss about high school? hitting the showers with my lacrosse team. it was a great bonding experience. we should build a place where superheroes can all shower together, we'd all be much closer if we did. if i ever win the lottery, that's what i'm doing."