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@bobbybtw
I know but it’s like— I mean, they won’t even stop. Well.. mostly Em. She keeps saying I’m too young which I’m not. Thank you, again. He’s.. well, he used Aspen to propose. It was adorable. Yeah, she is. She’s up in her room playing with her barbies.
Emerson? I know sometimes it can seem like she doesn't mean well, but she does. I'm sure she's just making sure you've really thought it through, which it seems like you have, so. I can talk to her for you, if you want? Uh, that sounds...nice. Bit awkward to talk about... I got a new dog, so I was going to see if she wanted to walk him with me. He's like, really friendly and stuff, so she's safe around him. Plus, if Aspen likes him there is no way my dad can make me get rid of him. We can make him do anything when we team up.
— Oh.. Okay, I’m sorry. I just have been bothered about it numerous times for me being too young or whatever. It is.. and I’m happy with my decision. For once, I’m actually happy. More than I’ve ever been. My life is good. Thank you, Bobby. Speaking of which, what’s the reason you’re here?
Your friends are probably just concerend, they'll come around sooner or later. After all, this is what you want and they just have to accept that. Well, that's great. I'm glad that you're happier than you've ever been. He's a lucky guy. -- Huh? Oh, yeah. I came to see Aspen. Is she home?
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Aurora: it is a miracle, omg. i am very proud of science for getting to this point.
Bobby: this has nothing to do with science. i'm just that awesome.
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Cal: Yeah, I know that. And I want to say that was clever because it was a joke I would've probably made, but I feel like you could've done better. Oh yeah. Shouldn't you ask your dad?
Cal: Is he really, though? I think I'm pretty cute.
Cal: I wouldn't be too surprised if it was still true. People aren't really all too creative.
Cal: So does that mean you've decided to name him Snickers?
Bobby: Don't hate on my jokes man, it was a good joke. You're just bitter because I said he was cuter than you. I probably should have, yeah, but... It's not like he's going to throw the dog out.
Bobby: Positive. Less cuddly though, which is surprising. Dogs are supposed to be cuddly.
Bobby: I bet people who name their dogs Max are really lazy... Because it's sure as hell lazy thinking.
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Emerson: Don't call him Snickers or i'd want to eat him.
Bobby: Stay away from my dog, crazy pants. I know who I won't be asking to dog sit.
If you’re here to tell me I shouldn’t be engaged— save it. I know what I’m doing.
Uhm, well, considering the fact that I had no idea you were engaged, that's obviously not the reason I'm here. But I'm not going to tell you that you shouldn't be, it had nothing to do with me. It's your life, your feelings and your decision... Congratulations.
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Cal: Yeah, but only if you make sure your best friend isn't going to have to bail you out of puppy kidnap prison.
Cal: Snickers is cute.
Cal: Really? I always thought it would be Buddy or Sam or something.
Bobby: i'm really good at covering my tracks. if someone were to sniff around (see what i did there?), they would discover that i have owned 'Snickers' for years. not sure how my dad is going to fee about this, but...
Bobby: Snickers is cuter than you, please don't get jealous.
Bobby: well, i did read that a few years ago so it's possible that it's changed. Sam and Buddy were on the list too. you know what wasn't?
Bobby: Snickers.
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Skye: I would like to think so..
Skye: Aw, snickers is way cute. Is he brown like a snickers?
Skye: How did you even know that?
Bobby: let's just go with yes. i'm on the debate team, if anyone disagrees i'm sure i can come up with a mind changing argument.
Bobby: kinda. i mean, he has brown patches. but i found a snickers wrapper in my bag and thought it would make a cool name.
Bobby: i read it somewhere once...
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Aurora: are you sure? I don't remember Snickers.
Bobby: you remember Pip? well, Pip came back from the dead and is now Snickers. It's amazing, i know.
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Aurora: you stole a dog???
Bobby: no... I've had Snickers for years.
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Bobby: hypothetically speaking, stealing a dog is perfectly acceptable if the previous owner of said dog is a massive asshole, right?
Bobby: what do you think of the name Parker? Or Snickers?
Bobby: did you know Max is the most common name for a male dog? I wonder if the people naming them are fans of Elecrto.
You were looking at me. See, you just made that up right now but I’m going to believe there’s a kid behind me picking his nose and eating whatever came out of it which is why I’m not going to look behind me because I just ate and I’d rather not—.. you get my point.
No, I wasn't. I was looking behind you. If I was going to make up some make believe person just to look at you for reasons I can't think of, then he wouldn't be that gross. I picked my nose and ate it once when I was seven. I have been disturbed by the whole idea of it ever since. It was foul.
You know, as much as I love talking about myself I’m just not in the mood. School sounds much better, to be honest. Less awkwardness and feelings. Which version do you want to hear?
Actually, I kind of need your advice on something. I was in my dads office the other day, and I swear the woman on the front desk who I have known forever, was flirting with him. Which was weird because seeing someone flirt with your dad is always weird, but also because it got me thinking. I never really thought that there would be anyone after my mom, but now... When I go off and do whatever I do next, I don't want him to be on his own, you know? I'm hoping my old man is going to be around for a really long time, and I don't want to be all that he's got. Her deserves more than just an annoying kid. I don't know, do you think that I should encourage him to get out there and date? It'll be weird, it really will. But my mom, she wouldn't want him to be on his own. I know she wouldn't. I worry about him. I think he might be lonely.
Why are you looking at me like that?
Huh? Looking at you like what? I wasn't even aware that I was, I was just glancing in your general direction. At that kid behind you, actually. Who seems to be picking his nose rather vigorously in public. I think he's going to... Oh God, he ate it.
"Can’t keep yourself at bay for too long, right? I’m glad you’re ready to get back into it all, I really am. I couldn’t imagine you doing anything else, honestly, and I like seeing you happy. That’s possible, but I could also just claim you called me to help set you free, and I had no part in this madness. I am weird for dating you, though. After all, you do wear superhero underwear more times than you’d probably like to admit. Hi.. I missed you too, which is an odd feeling for me. I’m usually a lone wolf and all, so it’s weird having someone else beside me. Yeah, I’m definitely drawing the line at air kisses. We’re a pretty obnoxious couple already, so that would just be way too much to handle. I could always just free you, but now I actually want to see how you’re going to end up freeing yourself.”
Well, you know how I was trying to avoid going crazy? Yeah, well turns out I'm even more batshit when I'm not doing it, so... No more break, no more taking it easy. I told myself I was going to ease back into it, which is a compete lie. I may have already taken on a case...or two. But there is a fault in your master plan, my dad knows I can get out of these things on my own. He's going to come up here, see me handcuffed to a desk, you standing there looking as hot as ever, and he is going to assume that you're a terrible, terrible influence on me. And I'm admittedly going to love it. It's like an awkward scene from a cliché movie. Hey, you said you liked my Spider-Man underwear. They were the only ones I had clean. And I wasn't exactly wearing them for very long. But you're getting used to not being a lone wolf, right? I mean, I'm not around too much, am I? You can tell me if I am, you know. Like, if you want to spend some time on you're own, I can...like, attempt to give you a little bit of space. God, that sounds really bad, I just mean if you want a day on your own or a couple of hours with... I'm shutting up now. This isn't me saying I want that, because I don't, I just want you to be comfortable and happy and... Jesus Christ my mouth has no control. -- Want to see? Well, I already did about two seconds ago an you missed how I did it. It's my party trick, I can't reveal my secrets. Tada.