mr steal your job

CEO of the biggest entertainment company on earth. I love Frozen, Money and my daughter: disneyismyescape. This is a parody account. 

[bobiger]

[bobiger]

can we look forward to a live action anastasia once that fox merger goes through??

[bobiger]

i will smite you where you stand

fight me

[disneyismyescape]

So y'all know how I say Bob Iger is my dad and none of you believe me… well I made him a Father’s Day tweet and he liked it. I hope he showed George Clooney and George Lucas (whose head I am covering in the second picture). I’m literally still laughing about this whole thing.

[bobiger]

is tru

[bobiger]

what kind of things will be announced at d23 mr. iger?

how we’re ruining disney and taking out your favorite attractions 

[bobiger]

will u bring paint the nite 2 walter dizney wurld plz?

no

[bobiger]

Will u ever retire or are we stuck with u forever?

Pain is temporary but Iger is forever

[bobiger]

When will you let Walt Disney out of the Matterhorn? He just wants to see his kingdom again.

It’s my kingdom now Walter!!!!! Star Wars for everyone!

[itswaltdisneybitch]

LET ME LIVE AND BREATHE IN THE KINGDOM I MADE WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS BAAHB!!!!

[bobiger]

WALT GET BACK IN TO YOUR FREEZER WHERE YOU BELONG

[bobiger]

When will you let Walt Disney out of the Matterhorn? He just wants to see his kingdom again.

It’s my kingdom now Walter!!!!! Star Wars for everyone!

[daddyprogress]

open rp

i have to take rover to the groomer’s today but my favorite soap opera is on at the same time. who wants to take that fuckin dog for me?

[bobiger]

I liked dogs

[roverprogress]

WOOF!!!!

[bobiger]

who’s a good boy?

[mikeeisner]

ehehehehe ,

my dog now !

[bobiger]

GET AWAY FROM HIM YOU GARGOYLE 

[daddyprogress]

open rp

i have to take rover to the groomer’s today but my favorite soap opera is on at the same time. who wants to take that fuckin dog for me?

[bobiger]

I liked dogs

[roverprogress]

WOOF!!!!

[bobiger]

who’s a good boy?

[daddyprogress]

open rp

i have to take rover to the groomer’s today but my favorite soap opera is on at the same time. who wants to take that fuckin dog for me?

[bobiger]

I liked dogs

[bobiger]

yea i am no longer w/ tr*mp. not because of his sexual assault comments but because of the environment. I’m a man of principle!  

[bobiger]

New Nighttime Parade Details!

We shall be taking some Disneyland Paint the Night Floats as well as some of the floats from Tokyo to be forming a new Nighttime show at Walt Disney World! Stay tuned for details!

[bobiger]

its been 25 years why can't we have beast's name, oh honorable iger?

what makes you think you’re all worthy? constantly finding fault in my works, constantly complaining about changes I make!!!! i’m petty and have no regrets 

[bobiger]

everyone: give us beasts name in the movie

me: 

[briannathestrange]

Hi Bri! Can I ask your opinion about one thing...Dreamworks is my favorite animation studio but I only like their feature films, not the spin-off shows and Netflix/DreamworksTV stuff :/ is it ok that I only like the movies? I feel like I'm not a true fan if I don't like everything Dreamworks makes.

Friend, you can call yourself a fan no matter how much you like or don’t like! The amount of stuff you enjoy from a company or something doesn’t dictate how ‘great’ of a fan you are. Heck, I certainly don’t like all their movies and shows, but I call myself a fan because..I am one! I like some of their stuff, so yay, I’m a fan! And so are you.

Lots of people out there say that if you don’t like some things about a show or movie, you’re not a fan, but that’s just crazy. Not liking everything about a studio doesn’t make ya a bad fan or supporter. It’s all about taste and preference. Just by this ask I know you’re a true DreamWorks fan! Woo! So don’t sweat it ❤️ Keep being awesome!

[jeffreykatzenberg]

IF👏YOU👏DON'T👏WATCH👏ALL👏HAIL👏KING👏JULIEN👏YOU👏AREN'T👏A👏REAL👏DREAMWORKS👏FAN👏

[briannathestrange]

JEFFERY GO BACK TO COUNTING YOUR MONEY

[jeffreykatzenberg]

Once The Boss Baby (“inventive and refreshing!”) hits theatres March 31st 2017 I’ll have plenty of money to count thank you very much

[thebossbaby-official]

FACT: All Hail King Julien has FIVE daytime emmy awards.

how many daytime emmy awards does dreamworks’ entire theatrical filmography have? ZERO.

checkmate atheists

[bobiger]

Why is no one talking about my new tangled show?? Rapunzel is the first princess to ever reject marriage!!!!