i fantasize about it all the time
if you were mine
i'd give this pussy to you 9-5, 5-9

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i fantasize about it all the time
if you were mine
i'd give this pussy to you 9-5, 5-9
I'm a ✨ stupid little bitch ✨
When he is so pretty, and he has that long hair, and those soft curls, and he wears cute sweaters, and he is also funny, and he is dumb tall, and he has a really nice figure, and his hair looks so soft, and his beard just looks so good on him, and he just has these really dreams eyes, and he is also a feminist, and he has really big hands, and he is really smart, and the way he smiles makes your knees wobbly, and he's got this sexy voice, and he is so well articulate, and he is so kind and nice, and his creative projects makes biting social commentary that critiques the flaws and contradictions within the systems we navigate daily, highliggts issues like wealth inequality, corporate influence, political polarization, and the impact of social media on our lives to encourage us to examine our own beliefs, challenge existing structures, and cultivate empathy, contributing to a broader understanding of the complexities of our society.
And he is also a goofball, and he love dogs.
....
You know?
Bo being a cute giggle boy
Bo and Phoebe, from Phoebe's Instagram. Beautiful photo, credit to @saladjockey. I'm undone
Chapter Eleven
"I have something to ask you."
I look into his eyes. I've caught him when he's unguarded, wide open, and I'm sideswiped by a rush of feelings for him, because for a moment I'm given a glimpse of how it would feel if he let me in.
"When you were going to leave and you didn't, you said there was something you needed…
Have you found what it was?"
Looking away with a furrowed brow, he thinks for a while, before blowing out a breath, slowly and evenly, and when he speaks I can see his sight turned inwards.
"I think some, I'm still feeling my way towards something more. It's like my hands were tied,"
He holds his wrists together, briefly,
"But now they're not, and it's both easier and more terrifying."
His attention snaps back into the room and he rolls his eyes.
"Sorry, really bad analogy, I don't know if it made any sense."
Somehow his honesty has opened a door for me, but I can't look into his eyes when I answer.
"It's pretty terrifying from this side too, you know."
He leans forward, making me look up and his eyes are fixed on mine, intense, direct.
"My turn.
What are you trying to drag out of me? What do you want?"
I'm not backing down.
"The truth.
My turn.
You also said it wasn't over."
"It isn't, not yet.
My turn.
Truth about what?"
"Not "about" anything.
Your truth. Whatever it is that you're holding on to, hidden behind that defensive wall of yours.
My turn
What's behind the wall?"
He huffs a laugh out of his nose.
"Huh huh, funny.
My turn.
Why do you keep asking questions you don't want the answers to?"
This time I falter.
"I don't know. Maybe I'd rather dig them out than have them dropped on me.
My turn."
The need for truth hidden in a game becomes a simple need for truth. Looking him in the eyes I try to ask my question evenly, but with all of the love that I feel for him.
"Why won't you accept either love or kindness from me?"
Drawing in a breath he physically pulls back.
"Na. Forfeit."
"What?"
"Forfeit.
If I refuse, you have to give me a forfeit, that's the rule."
I can't hide my frustration with him, however unfair.
"What rule? Okay you said I call bullshit, this is where I call bullshit."
But his face is one big open smile,
"Nonono you have to get me to eat a napkin or say something awkward really loudly.."
How can I be annoyed? I give him a sly smirk.
"Actually, I think I'll collect on that forfeit later."
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Depraved
first published bo fic, fuck yeah☺
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You’ve had enough.
Bo lowers his phone a little and eyes you suspiciously as you slide off of the desk, sauntering closer to him with a grin tugging on the corners of your mouth.
What are you doing? Bo mouths quizzically, his gaze flitting from your face to your hands as you place your palms gently on his slender shoulders. His lap is easy to slip into, and he gasps in surprise as the bottoms of your thighs hit the tops of his, his body flush against yours.
He flashes an incredulous smile and mouths,
What the fuck?
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The amazing chibi-bo artwork is by @pharlapcartoonist 🖤
Started: 19 Sep 2021
Last Updated: 20 Nov 2022
Total Works: 18
a different side ~ bo burnham
word count: 2611
request?: yes!
“A bo burnham fic‼️‼️ maybe they get drunk and cuddle on the couch and then things heat up and bo turns out to be very verbal and dominating?? Thanks 🙏”
description: in which a drunk night leads her to see an entirely different side of her sweet, goofy boyfriend
pairing: bo burnham x female!reader
warnings: swearing, smut (oral; m receiving, deepthroating, gagging, face fucking, drunk sex, rough fucking, face down ass up type thing, unprotected sex, multiple orgasms, rough and dominant bo, reader is shocked but it is fully consentual)
masterlist (one, two)
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(CW: Microfic, Smut, Praise Kink, Biting, Floor Sex, Dirty Talk, Christmas, Some Fluff, Vaginal Sex, AFAB Reader)
NSFW 18+, Minors DNI
Word Count - 514
.+ merry christmas everybody!! here's a lil micro fic x +.
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EAT YOUR YOUNG
“Indiscretion” Bo Burnham x AFAB!Reader
This is the moment you glance up to see Bo from across the room once more, his gaze hotter than even that first night at last call, scorching enough to burn.
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5.6k, E
Tags: Friends with Benefits, Semi-public Sex, Jealousy, Degradation, Dirty Talk, Cunnilingus
Read the fic here!
TOYBAB Fic Masterlist
“Look At Me” 5.5k, E, Bo x f!Reader
Tags: Dressing Room Sex, Fan!Reader, Multiple Orgasms, One Night Stand (or is it?)
Excerpt: “Such passion from the front row this evening! This one’s been screaming herself hoarse all night.”
He points at you.
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“Inside Again” 3.7k, E, Bo x AFAB!Reader
Tags: Daddy Kink, Somnophilia, Dom/sub, Established Relationship, Bratting
Excerpt: “You want me...to what?”
“Well,” you begin, already knowing you’re about to ramble and incapable of doing a thing to stop it, “it’s just, we’re on different schedules a lot, and I know you really like fucking me,” and you watch him smirk at that before barreling on, “and I just—I think, if you wanted to, you could fuck me whenever you want. Like, maybe while I’m asleep. If you’re, you know, into that. Which you might not be. Which is totally fine—”
“Honey,” he starts, cutting you off, “are you just offering this for me?”
His eyes are dark, that shade they turn when he’s about to devour you.
Fuck.
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“Are You Gonna Behave Yourself?” 3.7k, E, Bo x f!Reader
Tags: Mild CNC, Face Slapping, Breathplay, Pussy Spanking, Orgasm Control, Sir Kink, Subspace, Aftercare
Excerpt: “Whatcha doin’, honey?” The endearment is sweet—his tone is anything but. He drops his suitcase to the ground and takes a slow, menacing step toward the bed.
(You’ve never met a man who could radiate menace in a fucking blue striped sweater.)
“Nothing!” you lie.
Fuck.
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“My You” 350, M, Bo x Reader
Tags: Fluff and Angst, Emotional Hurt/Comfort
Excerpt: “No,” you murmur. “I need my you.”
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“And I Just Want Her to Sit On My Face” 1.2k, E, Bo x AFAB!Reader
Tags: Established Relationship, Face-Sitting, Multiple Orgasms
Excerpt: “Sit on my face.”
“I—what?”
He shifts even lower on the couch, so his head is laying flat while his hands continue to make their grabbing motions in the direction of your body.
“Come over here and sit on my face, please.”
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“Next Best Thing” 2.8k, E, Bo x f!Reader
Tags: First Dates, Phone Sex, Multiple Orgasms, Praise Kink
Excerpt:
You: I have a rule for myself, but I almost broke it for you.
And then...your phone lights up. He’s calling you. Who calls people these days?
But you're laying in bed and feeling on edge and just curious enough to answer.
“Hel—”
“Come back. Come over. Fuck your rules.”
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“Performance” 323, E, Bo x Reader
Tags: Sex Tape, Masturbation, Bottom Reader (Gender Neutral)
Excerpt:
It was only natural that he’d end up fucking you with a camera in his hand.
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“Three Little Words” 2.4k, E, Bo x f!Reader
Tags: Marriage Kink, Semi-public Sex, Multiple Orgasms
Excerpt:
You blush as you approach on slightly shaky limbs. This feels important. Monumental.
You’ve never been a plus one before.
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“Bracelet” 828, T, Bo x Reader
Tags: Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Gender Neutral Reader
Excerpt:
“My bracelet. It—” and his voice cracks, and tears spring to your eyes before you can even process what he’s saying, his tone enough to make you immediately emotional. “It fell off.”
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“Anticipate My Needs” 1.3k, E, Chipp McCapp x Reader
Tags: Blowjob, Cunnilingus, Assistant!Reader, Dominant Reader, Submissive Chipp
Excerpt:
“Maybe if you had an orgasm from something other than your own fucking hand once in a while you wouldn’t be such an insufferable prick.”
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“Pretty” 4.1k, E, Bo x AFAB!Reader
Tags: Established Relationship, Dom/sub, Switchy vibes, Daddy Kink, Cunnilingus, Overstimulation
Excerpt:
And then you trail your lips across his cheek, his jaw, until you can pull that earring between your teeth and give it a gentle tug.
His hips jerk.
You try to stifle your moan.
And you let go of the cross to whisper, “You look so pretty, Daddy.”
[Or: What if Bo in that blue velvet suit, plus the cross earring from “Sexting”?]
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Bo x Reader Microfics
An ongoing series of microfics ranging in content and ratings based on prompts and images.
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“Arranged” 1k, E, Bo x f!Reader
Tags: Mafia, Arranged Marriage, Marriage Kink, Cunnilingus, Mildly Dubious Consent, Multiple Orgasms, Pet Names, Praise Kink
Excerpt:
Calling it an “arranged marriage” seems fitting, even if you once considered the concept antiquated. Outdated. A relic of the ancient past.
But you’re here, marrying a mob boss for the safety of your family, the entire affair arranged by your father.
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“Getting Through To You” E, Bo x f!Reader/Original Female Character
Tags: Established Relationship, Fluff, Smut, Angst, Sexting
Bo and his girlfriends’ text messages while he’s away on tour.
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“to be a fucking creep” 6.4k, E, Bo x f!Reader
Tags: Dubious Consent, Mean Bo, Bathroom Sex, Degradation, Humiliation, Under-negotiated Kink, Spit Kink, Dom/sub
Excerpt:
“You know, it’s very rude to take someone’s picture without their consent.”
Shit.
You freeze, wondering if perhaps you stay perfectly still, you will somehow be rendered literally, actually invisible.
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“Sweet” 1.7k, E, Bo x GN!Reader
Tags: Blow Job, Puppy Play, Subspace, Cum Swallowing
Excerpt:
“Can I help you with that?”
He pauses and cocks his head, like he does when he’s trying to figure something out. And then—
“Sure, puppy.”
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“Deserving” 5.3k, E, Bo x AFAB!Reader
Tags: Established Relationship, Dom/sub, Degradation, Face Slapping, Spanking, Blowjob, Spit Kink, Consensual Kink
Summary:
Bo loses at the Emmys.
He takes it out on you.
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“That Funny Feeling” 8.9k, E, Ryan Cooper x AFAB!Reader
Tags: Medical Kink, One Night Stand, Nipple and Anal Play, Edging, Vaginal Sex, Doctor/Patient Roleplay
Excerpt + Summary:
“Doctor Cooper,” you whisper, cheeks coloring, “it feels funny between my legs.”
[You and Ryan Cooper play doctor.]
Something New
(CW: Pegging, Praise Kink, Established Relationship, Anal Fingering, Femdom, Light Bondage, Blowjob, Face Riding, Sub!Bo)
NSFW 18+, Minors DNI
Word Count - 4.3k
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Pretend this is Bo and not Ryan okay?