cinnabons and froot loops

kara-rose // 18 // IL, USA // lesbo // taken // INTP - contrary to popular belief, i don't fucking care. uwu - SNK, S;G, NGE, PMMM, VOCALOID, TOUHOU, BBMINI, GG, HLFK/R;UST, BACCANO!, OCASSIONAL HOMESTUCK

[koaschei]

hi people. 

the update sucks.  download this to your chrome.  and then install this script into tampermonkey.

all fixed. 

ur fuckin’ welcome. 

[counterpoots-deactivated2016022]

When you’re making out with someone and they climb on top of you and lay on you and grind into you and you wrap your legs around them and you just want to get closer to them but you can’t cause you already are holy FUCK

[support]

Ever see a crazy-long, indecipherable reblog chain on your dashboard? Not ideal, right?

Starting tomorrow, reblogs will have a new look—one that showcases all comments as equals, not buried under an impossible stack of blockquote indents. Our change to reblog captions last month laid the necessary groundwork for us to arrive here, at a place where the dashboard will be a lot easier to read and cleaner-looking.

Here’s how this will look (original on the left, new look on the right):

Questions about all this? Keep reading for the answers…

FAQ

Q: Will this show up for all posts on the dashboard, or just the posts published from here on out? A: All posts! So you can scroll back in time and see your older reblogs in this format too. Q: Will it look like this on my blog? A: Not necessarily: your public blog will continue to display reblogs according to however your chosen theme displays them. The new look is on the dashboard only, for now. Q: How do I reblog starting from a certain post in the reblog thread? A: Same as before: Just click the username of whoever made the reblog you want to reblog from. It’ll open up, and you can click or tap its reblog icon to reblog that post. Got it? Q: Can I edit earlier reblogs, or the original post, in my reblog? A: You can choose whether or not you want to include that stuff in your own reblog, but you can’t really go in and edit other people’s text. We know—that level of flexibility allowed you guys do some pretty interesting stuff, but it also made misattribution way too easy. Q: Can I remove all captions on a post that I’m reblogging? A: Sure. Click or tap the reblog button and click on the X that appears when you hover over the comments. Q: Can I delete a single reblog caption within the thread? A: No, it’s an all-or-nothing thing. Q: How can I be sure my posts are credited properly? A: Use the content source field! No matter how many times an original post of yours gets reblogged, you’ll always be credited as the source. Rebloggers might add a gif, or some commentary, or take out the caption entirely, but your username will always, always be stuck to the bottom of the post. Click on that source link any time you want to see what was originally posted. Q: Can I send you my feedback on this change? A: Yes. And for the record, even when you receive a simple thank-you response (which is necessary since there are millions of you and only a few of us), every word of your feedback is read lovingly by human eyes, then passed along to our engineers.

[bodt-muncher]

i was already 99% sure i was.going to leave tumblr altogether now i'm 100% sure

[bodt-muncher]

Hand-made? Off-brand? Brand? Fairy kei? Sweet? Gothic? Punk? Classic? New to the fashions? Veteran to them? If you're any kind of lolita or fairy kei, you're invited to Downtown Wheaton, IL for a friendly meetup! Bringing money is recommended; frozen yogurt will be had! (we can't afford a fancy tea party.) Share with your friends! Spread the word! Everyone is welcome! We will meet at the fountain next to the train tracks at noon, and the meetup will end at 3PM. If you want to leave any time before that, that's okay! We all have busy lives, we understand! We hope to see you there!~

[animexaddict]

Somebody who doesn’t watch Kekkai Sensen, explain this please lol

[somewhere-in-the-woods--waiting]

sad old naked man with barbie butterfly fairy wings has accepted his own mortality and the fact that he will never again have hair or friends. He has decided to try to do something good with what remains of his life by sitting in stew to provide some hip youngster who has a future with sustenance and possibly magic sparkle powers

[eezybree]

SCIENCE HAS CONFIRMED THAT DOGS LOVE US BACK BECAUSE THEY GET THE SAME RUSH OF OXYTOCIN WHEN THEY LOOK AT US THAT WE GET WHEN WE LOOK AT THEM

[moonchild-robina]

Are you telling me that dogs are looking up to us and think “omg what an adorable fucking cutiepie”?

[psithirisma]

a while ago I read an article about how dogs love us back, but recognize that we’re different from them, while cats see us as bigger and clumsier than them, but do not consider us different  

[lavendergrandpa]

Dogs: I am fuzzy creature and you are a different adorable creature and I love you!!!!! Cats: I am lanky and graceful and you are a giant fucktard

[astudyincontrasts]

Now nominating this guy for Mike Zacharius

[chaoscadaver]

His name is Gus Benusa And I’m going to have to agree tbh

[nerdybirdy-dirtybirdy]

SNK Audioplay Auditions

Hello! My name is Stein, and my boyfriend and I are setting up auditions for an SNK/AOT audioplay, and we would like to invite anyone to try out for any character!

The play takes place in modern time, with the Scouting Legion supervising the supernatural beings of the districts in the area around Trost. It revolves around Levi, Ymir and Hange, and has lots of dialogue.

In the audition lines, the characters are listed in order of appearance. (Ymir has the opening line, then Levi, and such.)

It contains gore, screams, suggestive themes, and mature language, so if any of those bother you, I recommend you stray away from this.

If you record lines to audition, you may email them to [email protected] , and I will look them over. Please include your URL, name, preferred pronouns, and anything else you would like me to know! The deadline to audition is June 30th, 2015. Take your time, for we need to work on the script and such anyway.

Here are the lines for all the characters:

Audition Lines Please share, so that word can get around and more people will audition!

Thank you so much! <3

[danidelions]

shy little eremins slow dancing c:

[fury176]

My dark soul is so happy right now 눈‿눈

[syzygya]

and then eren got a Christmas tree shoved up his ass

[koolelkat34]

For every fangirl

[blogrivaillexeren-deactivated20]

wedding dress

[sexdrugsandanime]

this must be Annie’s titan

[slay-kyojin]

I’m logging out

[britney2007spears]

horoscope

aries: your fave is boring

taurus: drink more milk

gemini: gay

cancer: shut up stop lying

leo: use more sunscreen

virgo: stop doing that 

libra: why is your url so ugly

scorpio: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

sagittarius: that was not that funny

capricorn: you will have clear pee today

aquarius: i love you

pisces: gay

[drinkyourfuckingmilk]

YA BLEW IT, SMALLS

[manchester-macchiatos]

Twinkle, twinkle Marco’s dead Petra fell and broke her neck Levi lost his scouting team Eren heard his mother’s screams Twinkle, twinkle Marco’s dead This show screwed me in the head